My daughter absolutely nailed her performance at her school nativity today 🥰 And she did it on the same stage that Paul McCartney, Foo Fighters and Coldplay have played in recent years!

Wombat doesn't know it but he provided so much light in the darkness with #SausageLeague and #Twanta whilst I was navigating a hard time in my personal life. He's absolutely one in a million and I hope he knows how cherished he is.

You know, I've just calculated how many days of my life have been spent bleeding (usually heavily) and it equates to almost 3.5 years in total when you adjust for post partum periods. I can kind of see why previous generations just had endless children.

Absolutely losing it at the fact that my average listening age on Spotify is 63 and my dad's is 33 😂

Mad cow disease and Dunblane

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen. Feeder Foo Fighters Stone Roses The Vaccines The Village People

Since @wombat37.bsky.social has been so bravely open and unfiltered about his cancer journey, I wondered if I could encourage a #UnfilteredForWombat hashtag where we all share something personal and unapologetically unfiltered. I'll go first. I have a hairy bum and I hate having to shave it.

Here we go... Look out for the full video of me as my character, Cleaveskull, coming soon. Please repost this with wild abandon, and pre-order the book. Paperback pre-orders should be along before too long.

www.instagram.com/reel/DRaXJ9B... @wombat37.bsky.social you mentioned wanting to see a bit of people's home towns so I thought you'd appreciate this news piece about a historical event in my town, the 'Cobble Wobble'.

#SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack The view from a cliff near Polzeath Beach in Cornwall in March. I was there for my friend's hen do. We ended our hike at a Sauna by the sea then ran into the sea. Very cold. Lots of fun! #SundayPix

Starting on the Christmas activities early this year. Or late according to my sister who put her tree up in October 🎄

Having a toy clear out today. Hoping the local charity shop will appreciate receiving good quality toys before Xmas rather than after.

I've become a little obsessed with learning about my family history since my grandad passed away. Especially since obtaining photos/items related to family history. Here he is in his rugby kit at his Grammar school in Newbury and also him with Charlton Heston

Happy Birthday @wombat37.bsky.social and sorry to hear about your rubbish health update. Thinking of you and the family💗

I always forget to check in here. How's everyone doing?

Honestly wasn't prepared for how much of my 30s I'd spend diverting snails and slugs away from my plants

Grateful that the biggest drama in my life is monitoring the nightly snail activity and distracting them from my pea plant 🤣

Wondering if it's safe to go back to bed after a little late night puke catching session with oldest daughter

I met Noel Edmonds at my local park today and instead of playing it cool, I had to immediately mention Mr Blobby didn't I 🤣

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My daughter is so much cooler than me

Gotta love a good wedding and this one was a cracker! 💖

Old enough to remember when you'd order films from Netflix through the post

Hi - any of you writing, Journo pals out there know of someone in the press who’d be interested in me writing a piece about my PIP nightmares? I will supply some gags as well. Can people please repost this please.

There's so much new music I love at the moment. It's going to be a good year!

Messy by Lola Young could literally have been written about my life

"Why does your belly wobble a lot?" - my lovely daughter

Off to a Bowie tribute this evening. I'm expecting pure Cheddar cheese but I'm going to enjoy it anyway 👨🏼‍🎤

I had a little getaway last weekend to Padstow for my friend's Hen do. We were blessed with beautiful weather. Really filled my cup!

What I wanted: Fish Finger sandwich What I had: chicken salad How I feel: smug and unsatisfied

@luciemr.bsky.social Thank you so much for the very thoughtful gifts! My daughters love the PlayMobil set and Bluey bath wash and the drum book is absolutely perfect for me! I'll also enjoy the wine and choc of course! Merry Christmas to you and your family and thank you again 💜💜

If my Twanta could reveal themselves, I'd love to thank you!

Toddler has gone to bed and I've had 5 minutes to catch my breath and open my #Twanta2024 gift. It's absolutely perfect! Wine, chocolate and a drum book - and even a little something for the kids too! Thank you so much whoever you are 💜💜

Gifts wrapped, toys built, stockings stuffed.... Time for rochers 🐷

Who invented Elf on the Shelf? I want a word...

Twanta prezzie in transit! Just got to do the girls stockings and finalise husband's gift and then I'll have completed Christmas 😆 #Twanta2024

TWANTA HAS BEEN! @twanta.bsky.social

4th drum lesson last night and finding some stuff starting to stick! Also understanding (very basic) sheet music. Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks 🤣

#Twanta2024 gifts are purchased and will be wrapped and posted this weekend hopefully! I've never been so organised @twanta.bsky.social

Youngest daughter is 15 mins into a night terror. It sounds like it's about a spider. Trying to console her makes it worse so I'm sitting on my hands and waiting it out 😭

OK here it goes. Some clues for my Twanta! I'm learning to play drums 🥁 I plan to learn to crochet 🧶 I like snacks 🥨 I play Neopets 🎮 I am a child trapped in a 35 year old body 👧🏽 I have two young daughters 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 I like being cosy 🧦 I love being outdoors 🌲 I value human connection 🌎

Game plan this Christmas is to not let it consume me. Enjoy the season with my family and not sweat the small stuff ✌️

Thought I'd buy my MIL a Stanley cup for Christmas because I know they're popular and she likes drinking from a straw... and did you know how much these people are spending on a freaking SIPPY CUP. Good lord.

Dear Twanta, I promise I'll try and share some pointers in the coming days! #Twanta2024

Taken a little step to reclaim some sense of identity outside of being a mum... and booked drum lessons!

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My #SundayPix entry today was taken on Monday at the top of Gold Hill in Shaftesbury. The hill was made famous in the 1970s when it appeared in the Hovis ad. #SundayPixClouds @wombat37.bsky.social

Keep forgetting to check in here! I'm just watching a Prince concert from 1985 I recorded on BBC Four a while back and sipping a nice glass of Sauvignon Blanc. How is everyone? 😊