Been a minute, but here's a little #fcf

The stages of getting ready in the morning

I present "Saturday Suburban Dad Vibe"

Can't decide which I like better... leaving toward one but looking for opinions

Just a little hotel #tummytuesday

It's never til I finally get around to trimming it that I realize just how out of control I let my beard get. Presented for your consideration, a before and after:

Come and find me at TBRU 🍀🌈🐻

How about a #monochromemonday and #fatcockfriday Mashup today

Happy #fcf You can't entirely see my FC, but most of it was being enjoyed at the time

#tummytuesday getting a 2 for 1 special today thanks to @boygingertx.bsky.social

Not wanting to get moving this #monochromemonday morning.

Just a tummy Tuesday hotel edition

Valentines Day strip pool with the best @rbokononist.bsky.social Can you tell I'm no good at pool?

What a great Valentines night! Did a quick lift just to get it done, then strip pool with my hubby @boygingertx.bsky.social

Happy #fatcockfriday to all who celebrate! And it's a Valentines #fcf at that!

As usual yalls hump day posts got me goin!

Quick lift before going out of town a few days. Who wants to work out together? dress code quite casual

Perks of having a home gym setup

I couldn't stay still to let @rbokononist.bsky.social get a good picture. 🫠

Don't tell my husband but this is what I'll be wearing when he gets home...

Happy tummy Tuesday! Even got that good hotel lighting for it!

A monochrome Monday but also a color one cause they're cute colors 😁🐻

I got super busy so please accept this belated softie Saturday update

Here's one from the discard pile. Enjoy!

I only have to wear scrubs for work about twice a year, but I get a kick out of it

How hump day finds me

Well I tried to get a better plane pic but it the lav was.wben smaller, so here's a landed back home at DFW still in the parking lot tummy Tuesday lol

Well, the presentation seems to have gone really well! So thumbs up to a monochrome Monday

Getting ready for a presentation this morning, nerves are jangling. So I'm wearing my TMNT ice cream undies for their confidence boost lol

Honestly don't know how yall manage to take sexy pics in airplane lavs.. here's my best attempts from this flight lol

I mean, ass and tacos are the best meals right?

Hump day posts as usual got me worked up! Who wants to bring that hump up and make my semi hard and throbbing?

Here's a towel/tummy Tuesday, monochrome Monday, Softy Saturday all mixed together to make up for my missing them all. Good morning : )

Who wants to work out with me on this #fcf ?

David Lynch, what a loss. Who else could give us this moment and then have it make perfect since 5 minutes later... RIP

Let's all have a good Monday shall we?

Been struggling to get back into a lifting routine since covid and thyroid issues. So built up a home gym in the garage and seem to have discovered motivation in figuring out fun pics to take :)

It's my birthday, send nudes! 🥳

Who needs a spot?

Tfw you remember it's hump day while getting ready for work!

Towel Tuesday or Tummy Tuesday? Why not both

MCM or original?

Just getting.ready for work on this cold monochrome Monday morning

Anyone wanna give me a hand while I work on this presentation?

Throwback Thursday to my little ass at the Fat Ass winery.

Starting the new year with a fresh cut and it's sweater weather, finally!

While searching for my santa jacket I found this old classic gear I forgot about

The day after Christmas is Santa's day to unwind. Who wants to help Santa relax?

Round 2 of sexy mario party.. I didnt win again. But whoever loses we both win!