Did they ghost you or were they raptured? 10 signs every tinder user should know 💡

Kinda funny, this restaurant had a Japan Communist Party poster and a Komeito poster right next to each other I guess they like JCP for policy reasons and Komeito for religious reasons? Otherwise seems like a conflicting political stance 🤷

A lil fren outside my apartment

Let’s make some baby food the way the government of mandates! Of course I extracted some dashi! Babies love dashi!

I made some veggie-stuffed mashed potato pancakes for the baby. I just tried one and it tastes pretty good (for no salt anyways)

Oh no. The holiday threw me off and I forgot to take out the garbage (aka the big bag of baby poop) 😞

Lo, the faithful did empty their bowels as one, with only their wretched feces left behind. It was The Crapture. #rapture

Lo, the faithful did empty their bowels as one, with only their wretched feces left behind. It was The Crapture. #rapture

I got Coco Ichi for diner tonight :cocoichi: I leveled up the spice to 5辛 for the first time 🌶️ It was pretty good. I think I can go higher, and I’d like to see where I max out. But I do think the flavor and overall experience is better at 2辛 or 3辛. In any case, I’ll look forward to reliving […]

Is that a new balaclava? Cuz you are looking antifab!

All this talk of the rapture reminded me to listen to the Blondie song https://youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g #rapture

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A strongly religious aneurysm, waiting for The Rupture 🙏

2003 call, they want their password rules back 😔 新しく設定するパスワード (6-12桁の半角英数) 注意事項 数字と英字（アルファベット）の小文字をそれぞれ1文字以上含めてください。 小文字と大文字は区別されます。また、 ! や / などの記号は使えません。 過去に使用されたことのあるパスワードのうち、最新の3つのパスワードはご登録いただけません。

About to bust a butternut :sickos1: :sickos2:

This burger is weird. . .

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RIP Perfume

I just pitched in a little to the #gazaverified campaign being promoted by @aral I’m normally skeptical of aid requests, no matter how earnest, that are nonetheless indistinguishable from a post a scammer would make. I appreciate the effort that has been made to confirm that there are real […]

[Adoption Stuff +] Flock of Kittens arrived in December and we filled the petition for adoption in February, then we waited and didn’t hear much. Today we got the notice that the birth mother had consented to the adoption and the court approved. The court also confirmed my eligibility to […]

Somehow Flock of Kittens got his leg stuck, above the knee in an opening of the <s>baby cage</s> baby circle. It took some contortions and angling to get him free. He was fine, though a little panicked 🫨

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Ms. FoC made yakisoba with red cabbage and it turned out really cute :gosh:

秋分の日 (Shunbun no Hi, the Autumnal Equinox) is coming up next week. This is the day on the Japanese calendar when people traditional switch from AIRism to HEATTECH

Totally unrelated to any case report I may or may not be editing, but please be careful with nail guns

I think we can get the whole Jimmy Kimmel thing sorted if we just show Trump a few episodes of The Man Show 💡

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Looking forward to shorts and hoodie season 🤩 #fashion

Sure sex is great, but have you ever made a label that says “label maker” and put it on a label maker?

Two things you might not know about me are that I have a small penis (10 in.) and difficulty interpreting population-based statistics.

I presume that Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyer have enough money banked that they never need to work again, so I do hope they go down swinging, doing their small part to show that trump is thin-skinned loser with small-dick energy #uspol

omg I’m outside right now and it’s 23°C with a breeze and it’s so nice 😭

Dear Milk

Materials *and* Methods? In this economy?

Antifa implies the existence of antido, antire, antimi, antiso, antila, antiti… and that brings us back to antido.

Either this is a gimmick or population decline is a helluva drug

The figures are are included for editing: Boo! But the figures are all x-rays with just bones, no words: Yay! #editing

Physicists have long known that if a fascist and an anti-fascist collide, they will annihilate, producing high-energy gamma-rays 🧐

On Wikipedia today, I really went down the rabbit hole reading about rabbit burrows

The wall was to keep us in 😳 From: @Drachenstreichler https://mas.to/@Drachenstreichler/115223495976380758

Put my toots on a ZipDisk, send it to your lawyer. File me under "shitposts".

As much as I love the first declension nominative plural, I’m sorry “formulae” but you have been anglicized 😭 #editing

I made a stupid meme for our stupidest timeline

Why is FoK the least food-motivated baby ever? :deadinside:

The external morphology of Clippy is characterized by features that resemble a human face, a trait presumed to be adaptive within its natural habitat, MS Word. Anatomically, however, Clippy more closely resembles a snake or worm, with a complete digestive tract […] [Original post on famichiki.jp]

Conspiracy theorist :donki:: I’ve done my own research Reviewer 2 :sickos1:: :sickos2: From: @the_etrain https://beige.party/@the_etrain/115220999935567086

Ms. FoC put the kitchen sink basket thingy back without a net for the whole day. I hope the divorce isn’t too hard on FoK 😭

The external morphology of Clippy is characterized by features that resemble a human face, a trait presumed to be adaptive within its natural habitat, MS Word. Anatomically, however, Clippy more closely resembles a snake or worm, with a complete digestive tract […] [Original post on famichiki.jp]