we should criminalize men for every billions of sperm they waste in acts that dont make babies ope, your grindr date was actually an informant, senator, and they saved your fat loads as evidence of potential children

say, max...how would feel about a harness and leash? "I am not a dog." cats walk on leashes "Not this cat." you need to lose weight, bub "no fat shaming, hooman! you also fat!" I work out. you just sleep and eat "fake news!" #cats #catsofbluesky #bigboy

caught milo with his hunter eyes "i am ferocious" against bugs, maybe 😅 #milo #cats #catsofbluesky

"would you let your child in a bathroom with a #trans person?" considering you're likely to be the type who forces their kids to go to church, I can guarantee there are more #predators in the pews than the bathrooms

you ever just chilling with your cat beside you, scrolling your phone and suddenly HE HAS HIS BUTT POINTED AT YOU I DO NOT WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR BOOTYHOLE, BOY #catsbelike #cats #catsofbluesky

any beautiful Irish people want to hunt in my grass for a 4-leaf clover? jk 🍀 #stpaddys #stpatricksday

some bitch: "you're promoting obesity! it's not right! it's not good to be fat!" it's really not good that the only way you can find some semblance of affection is to give into toxic #beautystandards that were invented by pedophiles

the manosphere seriously be talking about how r*pe is the natural order and still wonder why no woman wants to be near them #manosphere #itsyoubruh

is he coming TO the cottage, or coming in Shane's "cottage"? 😬 #totallystraightsport #hockey #heatedrivalry

keep in mind that the kitchen you keep trying to force us back into has knives and poisons do ya reaaaaaally want that sandwich after you yelled at her? #misogyny #knives #arsenicsandwich

had a dream about someone X-ing Epstein with a bow and arrow he didnt die but i sold him to the black market #dreams #epstein

a girl/woman who likes sports and flirting with boys/men is NOT a pick-me. she's a girl/woman who likes sports and flirting with boys/men. a girl/woman who denigrates her own gender and sponsors the continued misogyny of women IS a pick-me learn the difference #pickmes #learnthedifference

ilya was likely rude to shane both in person and text while in #russia because he was protecting both of them. they're public figures, so its likely they were actively being spied on. even mentioning #lgbtqia matters is criminalized in russia.

can we just rename the loon to Canadian wolf-bird? #heatedrivalry #stupidcanadianwolfbird #loon

lol Shane is such a health nut, eating a Snickers is like going on a bender for him #heatedrivalry #thelonggame

SPOILERS FOR HEATED RIVALRY, BOOK 2, SCROLL TO SKIP - - - - - shane needs a lawyer coach needs a punch to the face #heatedrivalry #thelonggame #homophobia

y'all, this book is killing me 😭😭😭😭 #heatedrivalry #thelonggame

YOU'RE FUCKING BREAKING MY HEART, ILYA AHHHHHHH YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH 😭😭😭😭😭 #heatedrivalry #thelonggame

CREEP ALERT sadly topical for the NHL today #heatedrivalry #thelonggame

if you think episode 4 broke your fucking heart, just wait until season 2 #heatedrivalry #thelonggame #season2

if this scene isnt included in season 2, we're rioting #heatedrivalry #season2

Ilya and Shane seeing Scott Hunter kissing his boo after the game and just being like "WAIT WE CAN DO THAT????!!" obviously not because of the whole rivalry thing, but you get my point #heatedrivalry #bigdamnkiss #boyskissingboys

😰😰😰😰😰 💔 #heatedrivalry #babyno

masterful writing #heatedrivalry #book #booksky

romance is dead get your bot pussy out of my dms! #fuckclankers #pornbots #stop

shane apologizing to his mom for trying to not be gay is KILLING ME and his mom AFFIRMING HIM and shit is this what having parents who actually care about your happiness and not if your soul is going to hell is like #heatedrivalry #goodparents

When USL players stand still, all 15 million members of America’s unions stand with them! We’re in solidarity with you, Mitchell Taintor, and all USL players as they stand up for the professional standards they need and deserve. ✊

"I love you." "Holy shit." "I mean it." "I love you, too." "Does it fucking kill you, too?" BRB, dying of the happy sads #heatedrivalry

get dm -generic name, googleable pic, joined 2 days ago nope, i dont fuck with clankers #nobots #nothanks

you know that one shot of rose landry's ass? that was when i was like, "nah, shane is gayer than christmas morning if thats not doing anything for him" also, ilya's is better, but I'm bi. a good ass is a good ass #heatedrivalry

ladies, if you have trouble getting yourself to o-town, I have two words for you: core strength also, kegals the planks might be excruciating, but they fucking pay off #otown #clitsville #corestrength #kegals

"why do they need a women's history month?" did you know that half of the countries in the world don't have laws against non-consensual pornography? that's one reason #womenshistorymonth #facts

chud who goons over lesbian porn 24/7 and makes deepfake porn: *about Heated Rivalry* EWWW THIS GAY SHIT SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED #chuds #shutup #stfu #homophobia

violence against women is a man's issue forcibly turned into a woman's problem chuds: what about the male suicide rate? honestly, for men like you, could be higher. #noapologies #feminism #victimhood

gonna dress up as an ice rink "oh, cuz you like ice sports?" ...sure, lets go with that #hockey #openmyhips #please

name four words that can emotionally destroy a person "this is not enough" 😭😭😭😭😭 #heatedrivalry #iykyk

putting off watching the #HeatedRivalry finale because its gonna wreck me i know whats gonna happen cuz I read the book, but that didnt stop the 4th episode from making me ugly cry

there was a shooting at my university. I havent been enrolled lately due to costs and I'm an async online student, but still tired of this shit #shooting #odu #ffs

some people should have raised dogs rather than children and it shows #truth #dogs #kids

GARY BETTMAN'S A PISSBABY WHO'S AFRAID OF COLORS #garybettman #homophobia #bitchbaby

why do protein bars and drinks have to taste like chalk who hurt you "food is fuel, not fun!" I shouldnt have to eat a damn floor tile to get my macros, bub #protein #macros

#fitness #legday #howlegswork how i feel right after workout: 💃🙆‍♀️😝😁 how i feel the next day:

Derrick: OH MY GOD! they just put a bunch of dead GOP in a pile and lit them on fire! me: YES!

remember, young men...if the draft happens, say you're a depressed communist with bone spurs #ww3 #dontdieforhim #bonespurs

you're allowed to feel aroused by seeing consenting adults having #sex, whether it's hetero, homo, or poly, without it determining your orientation seeing one episode of #HeatedRivalry does not "make you gay" anymore than watching any other hetero couple on a show "makes you straight" #lgbtqia

"that show aint nothing but gay porn! the sex scenes are too realistic! its disgusting!" ...how would you know? did you watch it? "FUCK NO, THAT F-SLUR SHIT IS GAY!" uh...huh 🤨😏🧐 #squeakywheel #heatedrivalry #lgbtqia

#ffs #crush #catchingfeelings can i please stop catching feelings for unattainable people? brain: sorry, best i can do is not be creepy about it me:

I liked ONE Heated Rivalry reel and now my Instagram suggestions are super horny! ...ok, i lied I liked more than one and reels of hockey players doing hip opening exercises I BLAME MY UTERUS #heatedrivalry #hockey

"please dont eat my yogurt" then put your fucking name on it, asshole. we use the same fridge, eat the same foods, and i cant read minds. #bitch #notamindreader

watching heated rivalry is that where these "[exercise] till failure" memes began? how did they make stationary biking sexy? #heatedrivalry #bikinguntilfailure