BREAKING: A dangerous maggot is causing harm to the food industry. Last known place of infection was the Oval Office. Oh, and also there's a worm in the livestock. #screwworm #trumpisthemaggot

oh noooooo, he got beaned in the nose! is the puck ok, though? #vgk #fuckvgk #nhl

I fully believe your sneeze gets 1% louder for every year you live. That's why old man sneezes are so loud. #truth #sneezes

If you can deck yourself out with crosses and say "God bless you," I can wear rainbows and also be annoying. #pridemonth

saying hockey will "melt the ice" when Russia is literally genociding thousands is certainly a choice

look at these fresh loaves! 🥰😅 miloaf and maxloaf await their dinner #catloaf #miloaf #maxloaf #catsofbluesky #cats

This brand of #doomerism helps no one.

rape apologists be like #carterhart #carterhartisarapist

oh, please be dying a late birthday gift his obituary I will frame it on the fridge #diealready #trumpdeathwatch

"you shouldnt be wishing for his dea--" I wish for your death, too, if you feel left out, fucking Nazi ass if you are against the death of a fascist, pedophile war criminal, you should join him in the grave #punchmorenazis #diealready #trumpondeathsdoor

Carter Hart can't be allowed near the Stanley Cup because he'll try to roofie it #carterhartisarapist #carterhart #fuckvgk #fuckthenhl #stanleycup #nomeansno

had a weird ass dream I was walking to a place and I committed the grave sin of trespassing 😵‍💫 but it was outside of a police department. I got "arrested" and basically harassed for 6 hours. it was very lucid though and I cried a lot. #ACAB, even in my #dreams

homophobes: I hate gay men! I hate their limp wrists and their ass fucking and their boy kissing! I hate when they're muscled up and especially when wearing makeup! It makes me so har--😳🤬--I MEAN I HATE GAY MEN, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM--- #homophobia #pridemonth

nahhh, they're Weekend at Bernie-ing us that video was AI slop af please be dead or at least incapacitated #trumpaislop #pleasebedead #weekendatbernies

a country in which protestors are arrested instead of the criminals is a fascist country #truth #fascism

sooooooo #VGK won. 😡 on my birthday. 🤬🤬 and then put a bunch of really tone deaf comments on their social media like "can't be stopped" and "keep pushing forward" I know they dont choose who they get traded to, but if you dont speak out against a #rapist team member, you are complicit #nhl

we dont need an Idiocracy sequel, we're living it 🙄

Get the fuck out of here, man

...at first I thought this was like a parent-adopting thing like a site where you adopt parents AI ad slop, everyone 🥴 #AIslop #parentsrus

hey, did you know that just saying something Trump is doing is a crime DOESNT FIX SHIT????? ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING. #itsallcrime #dosomething

I do not care if they were acquitted. OJ got acquitted. You think I fucking believe he didnt do it? Fuck no! R. Kelly was also acquitted the first time. He eventually was tried agaim and found guilty. Acquitted ≠ not guilty #acquitted #nhl #sa #carterhart

mom got a shirt made for me for my birthday. it has mine and the cat's names. even has their coat colors. I am officially a childless cat lady. the upper text says Official Sleepshirt #catladiesunite #cats #childlesscatlady

lighting is dreadful, but look at max's dangly boots 🥰 #max #tuxie #tuxiegang #tuxedocat #catsofbluesky

awww, did they put the puck in the goal without asking you? must be so hard for you #carterhall #carterhallisarapist #nhl #hockey #vgk

I say they turn the reflecting pool blood red. 👀 "Where are they gonna get that much paint?" yeah, paint...thats exactly what I meant 👀🔫 #reflectingpool #sure #paint #okbud

merry birthday to me I feel 83, but I'm 33 today. for my birthday, I decided to give $10 to the Trevor Project and I encourage you to do the same. #birthday #lgbtqia #donate #trevorproject www.thetrevorproject.org

"When's straight pride month?" "We should have a MAGA appreciation month!" "When's our month?!?!?" Sexual Assault Awareness month was back in April, brah. 😬🖕 We are aware of all of you predators. #pridemonth #magats #maga

get in the ring yourself, orange bitch people will be lining up to punch you #greatamericanstatefair #shitler #ufc

Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me My body's already aching And I really need to pee #birthday #needibuprofen

Isobel is SO overpowered in this game the points of other civs will be like Maurya 910 Egypt 820 America 810 but Isobel's will be fucking 5000?!?! HACKS #civ7 #civilizationvii #salty

...why are y'all at the end of the hall like The Shining twins? Max and Milo: Come feed us, hooman. *hurries away on tricycle* #cats #foodtime #meow #catsofbluesky

OMG QUIT GIVING ME GUARDES DE IMPERIALES! NON, JE NE VEUX PAS! #civ7 #civilization7

the only cup Carter Hart deserves is one full of my menstrual blood #nhl #nhlhiresrapists #deadmendontrape #hockey

the only reason any military troop should attend the bread and circuses is to Ides of March his ass #idesodmarch #greatamericanstatefair

Stephen Miller is what happens when a mad scientist combines Nosferatu, Joseph Goebbels, and Vladimir Putin's DNA and feeds it cocaine #stephenmiller

nazi: can I play devil's advocate? sure. you can go straight to hell and represent him. I'll be up here not defending racist pieces of shit. 🖕 #gorightahead #devilsadvocate #punchmorenazis

dog owners: this is Ruby. she's a purebread German Shephard and I only feed her a homemade protein-rich diet. cat owners: this is Fuckass. i found him in a KFC bucket outside of a Walmart. he loves Churus and kills salmanders and leaves their tails around. #cats #dogs #catowners

if you won't put rapists and pedophiles into cages, it's time to put them in graves we're already terrorists, according to the state let's become their worst fucking nightmare #allrapistsgottadie #terrorists

people who love fascism but hate swearing are the worst fucking type of people

BREAKING NEWS: two cats have been wrangled and placed into carriers for their vet visit. wrangler has sustained bleeding injuries. both cats are fine, they are just insulted. they were last heard harmonizing their offended yowls. #cats #catsbelike #vet

max, you gotta go to the doctor tomorrow max: nothing is wrong with me its a check up. make sure your medicine is being taken for your seizures. and you need vaccines. max: that means the cat torturers are gonna put needles in me! I'll fart on 'em! #cats #vet #catsofbluesky

milo is trying to become a circle you're more like fibonacchi sequence milo: "my hooman is a nerd" and you lick your butt #cats #catsofbluesky #fibonacchisequence #throwthatcatinacircle

sir...the door was closed for a reason "I have to protect you while you poop, hooman!" protect me from what? toilet ghosts? #pooppatrol #max #catsofbluesky #cats #catsbelike

Max: paint me like one of your French cats #maxie #cats #catsofbluesky #frenchcats

*step out of room into dark hall* dark hall: 🟡◾️🟡 moth man or maxie? ... it was maxie did you have your highbeams on? max: shut up and pet me! #max #highbeams #catsofbluesky #catsbelike

milo is in liquid form you look like a furry shawl milo: i am very stylish. should wear me at the Meow Gala #catsareliquid #meowgala #cats #catsofbluesky

maxie is crossing his paws what a distinguished gentleman in a stylish suit #max #maxthecat #tuxedocat #catsofbluesky #cats

I'd like to start a movement to help RFK Jr stop breathing oxygen

max is tearing the stuffing out of his toys #max #catsofbluesky #kitty #tuxedo

maxie is looking very handsome and shiny in the sunlight "handsome enough to feed me?" dont let it get to your head, maxington #catsofbluesky #cats #max #tuxedo #tuxedogang