If today has taught me anything, it is simply that I could have literally anything printed on my t-shirt and nobody would notice.

Home is where the home espresso machine is.

Nothing like the holidays to remind you why you have personal boundaries in place.

Not a creature was stirring, except for the obligatory mouse riding a wooden spoon.

“SELFY” with a y feels like a stretch but I'll take the points where I can find them.

Some days I feel compelled to give advice and I think, "Why? Who is even listening?" And, on that note, I should go to bed.

I sort of forget what a huge deal “The Nanny” was in the nineties. And then you get all these cameos and even Ray Charles has a recurring role as Yetta's boyfriend.

People on Twitter earnestly posting things like, "I posted the most unhinged video in the history of the world and YouTube suspended my account for just telling the truth!" 👀

I realise this is probably extremely niche, but in the event you wanted to download podcasts to your Windows 11 computer, FluentCast seems like a pretty good free option. luandersonn.com/fluentcast/

If you were early to the Affinity Suite apps (and purchased V1 or V2), you now get a free Font Pack to use in Affinity by Canva. www.affinity.studio/blog/fcr

Alright I signed up to the @ifbookspod.bsky.social Patreon.

Just trying to do what I can while the existential angst rolls along.

Using a muscle roller as a foot rest (at my computer desk). And it's taking the pressure off my aching legs. I should've tried this years ago.

Because @sylmobile.com is posting nature pics, let me show you one of the goannas I keep encountering.

The thing nobody tells you about being an adult is just how many different kinds of "tired" you can be.

Smol water sausage

K-Tel presents... A Family Christmas Album. Generally speaking, I love technology, even older technologies like vinyl records and, indeed, "Unique Pop-up Manger" scene papercrafts. How are you getting into the holiday spirit?

I'm not sure if people on LinkedIn® are genuinely corporate psychos or if they just need to act deranged for engagement bait.

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I'm not really sure who Fiverr's audience is exactly, but they have some of the weirdest ads I've ever seen.

When you're really on a roll in your game and you've got an energy value of 1408 out of 100.

I might be listening to David Hasslehoff's Christmas album 👀

It's weird just how frequently people have 5 minutes of silence in their podcast episodes.

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I saw a TikTok with the title “Mandela Effect,” in which someone said, “Maybe I'm misremembering but didn't good things used to happen?”

If “If Books Could Kill” has taught me anything, it is that complaining can be cathartic.

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Pretty much.

Rob, Michele Reiner 😢

The Bondi thing is just so vile. I don't know how people can be like this.

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"In 2026, you'll be looking for some place to fit in." Oh, so the the same thing I've been doing for the previous 43 years with little success?

Broadway Barbara is extremely funny and she has created a new holiday album. "Barbara the Showgal" is particularly good. broadwaybarbara.bandcamp.com/album/we-nee...

I mean, they're not wrong, but it's still pretty funny to see YouTube identify these topics of interest in this way.

I don't doubt storytelling is important, but every "storytelling guru" I've ever encountered is the most long winded person in the world.

There's something so diabolical about media outlets going, “You won't believe how different this actress looks today!” Aging happens. Relax everybody.

MS Paint sticky notes are indeed very funny. As seen on AliExpress.

Is there anything you'd like to know about: video creation and editing, livestreaming, podcasting? If yes, I'll do a livestream this week. If not, I'll sleep in. You choose.

What do you mean the religious grifter's last name is literally “Dollar”?

No amount of logic will ever overcome the hysteria of “Won't somebody think of the children?!”

this scam is particularly effective because the scammers imitate Michael’s standard email greeting: “I’m Michael Hobbes - yes, THAT Michael Hobbes.”

At some point you realise the people you were trying to impress aren't actually worth impressing.

A lot of social media algorithms just feature things from people you've never heard of, yelling things for which you have no context. And I'm like WHY? And they're like, "Just because. Also it's popular for some reason."

There's this right-wing pundit schtick where people will go, "I'm a Liberal, but the Liberals have gone too far!" And I can't go a whole week without hearing someone say something like, "I'm an introvert, but if I'm not around loud people all the time I get sad." Honey, you're not an introvert.

There is a podcast titled "Doing It At Home" and I would defy anybody to try to guess what it is about without looking it up. 🤣

“Just say Justin Timberlake at the VMAs, Peter.”