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any of yous heard any good rumours lately?

no babe, i love feeling fungible.

accused of being ‘lowkey a vibe.’

‘and is there a Mx. Brexit?’

WE’RE GETTING AFAB MONEY

I can't be taken, if I give it away.

no one is coming to save you, but they are coming to GET you

i never did this but there is still time, there is still time.

a little salute to the heroes.

bullish on friendship

Gonna close out the summer with a gig with @pronouncircle.com and BitchXSlap! Gonna perform two new & unreleased Surgeryhead tracks at this one :D

come to this, everyone is playing, you could see us all play.

i’m full of interesting information, this is why they are always trying to kick my head in, so they can knock the facts out like dear Sonic’s Rings.

a ‘demonym’ is the name you have in a demoscene.

youngfella named Lilith.

taking suggestions for design elements for the Boymoder Pride Flag. please do send them onto me, here.

workshopping.

tramp stamp which says ‘STOP.’

in a serious sense, Do Not Interact.

swagjacked by reality.

i’m vtubing on Liveleak.

i just get so pissed off when i see boys acting like girls.

sometimes i’ll be doing that Gen Z Stare thing at friendly strangers just to grant some friction to the world.

i am in love with the movies.

i am a mouse.

Are you sure you didn't ask to be born?

all 32 counties on this island should issue their own distinct and non-transferable cattle-backed cryptocurrency. it is the only sensible economic policy.

turning my location on in Grindr in the middle of the local fuel protests.

when i pass i take it out on other people.

nobody is valid.

ageing Homestuck fan really excited to discover greying hairs on their head.

they’ve had me squeaking different.

i am tired of morally justifying my swag to children.

diva, mommy’s puppy stressed.

fix your guts or cry.

joining a new polycule as the Betrayer.

arf arf arf, diva.

you just can’t do things.

nothing makes Setanta feel good the way milling a sliotar down the field with a hurl does

WE’RE GETTING GAY GUY PUSSY. WE’RE GETTING GAY GUY PUSSY.

i’m trying to kill you, bro!

you speak with an Americanised accent because you are autistic, i speak with an Americanised accent for the benefit of ESL intelligibility. we are both victims of cultural imperialism. we are the same.

they are gutting a body of work

may you nut in interesting women.

i hope yous all enjoy my new hardcore project, ‘Revealed Preferences in the Dating Market.’

girl whose name is ‘Research Facility.’

girl whose name is ‘Uncleared Sample.’

i don’t have special interests i have vested interests.

i am going hairline-to-hairline with the next bitch who tries to clock me.