Deana she/her
@whorticulturist.bsky.social
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MN by birth, pain in the ass by choice. Bathroom gripes
People bring their children to Las Vegas? Not all places are for kids.
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Nobody, and I mean nobody, had DJT blowing Bubba on the 2025 bingo card.
2 days ago
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Over Lake Harriet, I might have fallen in love with the city again.
5 days ago
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Kinda blurry photo of Lake Harriet tonight.
5 days ago
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Thereās a woman on TikTok currently doing a series where she calls churches and explains that she ran out of formula and her baby is hungry. Spoiler alert: the only two churches that offered help was a black church and mosque. The christians should be ashamed. Fuck your mega-church
10 days ago
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Decorated my house on a busy-ass street and have only had two kids, Iām so sad
16 days ago
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Some fucking bitch just plowed into me at the State and couldnāt be bothered to acknowledge I exist. Stay in the fucking burbs
18 days ago
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Had the pleasure of sitting in front of Frey campaign worker at the Elvis Costello show last week, the way they talked shit about the candidates and non-supporters was⦠Something Anyways, donāt rank Frey
19 days ago
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Has anyone checked the price of a Covid vaccine without insurance? Itās $275 Iāll leave that right there They apply a coupon to get it down to $256 *nods* Yep
25 days ago
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Ope, Kim Bartmann did something kind of scummy? Water is wet yāall
3 months ago
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Lady_612 (she/her)
3 months ago
Why are local musicians who have tended bar and who might be elected officials on the DFL ticket still cool with performing at a venue who union busted and fucked over a lot of amazing service industry folks in the process?
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Trent Reznor can still get it.
3 months ago
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JFC. Why canāt people figure out flash on phone cameras in 2025?
3 months ago
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Selling the Outback on Friday and weāll be a two EV household
3 months ago
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Itās getting to be a weird humidity where the boxwoods REALLY start to smell like cat piss.
3 months ago
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Todayās adventure in shared gender bathroom antics involved a toilet seat left up, unflushed (weāre at a brewery in OR), and TWO grown-ass men not washing their hands. Yāall are disgusting.
3 months ago
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Apparently you can mess with Texas.
4 months ago
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I dragged all of my houseplants inside, Minneapolis wonāt even get coughed at by Derecho. Youāre welcome
4 months ago
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Happy to report that the North Loop is definitely not on fire.
4 months ago
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A couple of days ago someoneās mother came into the store and asked for a systemic for her perennials. āWe donāt use systemic on perennials, luring pollinators to your yard to kill them seems rudeā She was more concerned with the aesthetic of the leaves of her plants.
4 months ago
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Imagine giving a couple of guys āFuck Youā money and then they actually say āFuck Youā within days.
4 months ago
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Everyone is at Minnehaha Park right now. Not a single fire
4 months ago
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Did I just drive to and from the garden center listening to Billy Idol at an unhealthy volume? Yes Were the blue-haireds annoyed with me? Also yes.
4 months ago
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This a silver maple tree hate account now. Pulling 5 million saplings out of my perennial beds is getting real fuckin old.
4 months ago
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Hey friends, Iām super worried, I rode my bike from South Minneapolis to Target Field and I wasnāt murdered once. Was kinda looking forward to it.
4 months ago
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Confidential to the person that stomped through my perennials last night; your mom is a hoe
5 months ago
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Ted Cruz canāt grow a beard. I mean, why are there pubic hairs glued to his jowls?
5 months ago
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Why are there people outside in LynLake? I thought it was always on fire and every person gets murdered.
5 months ago
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Why are there people in downtown Minneapolis? I thought it was constantly on fire and the cordyceps were taking over.
5 months ago
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All the assholes left the Gary Clark Jr show early, bye bitches
5 months ago
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The normies who spend $80 a ticket to talk over the artist (music show) have got to be stopped.
5 months ago
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My mailman catches me smoking weed at all hours of the day. I wonder if he and the other mailman (there are 2, they both catch me) talk about me.
5 months ago
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Check out my p*nis cactus
5 months ago
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Letās make one thing clear; Elon doesnāt get a redemption arc. He still sucks.
5 months ago
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Ok. I love the shared restroom idea, Iām not a fucking weirdo, but cis-men have got to try to live in a society. Pissing with stall doors open is not ok. Leaving seats up is not ok Jumping the line while someone is waiting is not ok. Get it together.
7 months ago
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Idk who needs to hear this but after this mornings little bit of rain, the ground is perfect for pulling emerging creeping charlie.
7 months ago
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People still dine at restaurants owned by Kim Bartmann? The food is mid. The prices are not. Not to mention sheās kind of a garbage person. Thereās no coming back from wage theft in my book.
7 months ago
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Men who use restrooms, leave the seat up, and piss everywhere need to start facing corporal punishment. Flog them
7 months ago
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As a person whoās consumed a Bota Box the same way you consume a Capri-Sun (itās okay, Iām fine now), I gotta say; this whole perimenopause thing where I have one glass of red wine and now I have to sleep in a sauna, is bullshit.
7 months ago
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Caught Covid again, Iāll be in bed watching The Masters if you need anything.
7 months ago
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Starting out scream-singing āI was a teenage anarchistā from Against Me! in a positive way and ending up sobbing by the middle of the second verse is, like, totally normal right? RIGHT?
8 months ago
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De-badge your Tesla
8 months ago
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People with penisās who leave the toilet seat up in shared gender bathrooms deserve to be flogged.
8 months ago
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Itās never drag queens or trans people doing this shit. This time itās a man who appears to be extra white.
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8 months ago
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I will be celebrating St Paddyās by smoking all of the green while lounging in the sun. āļø
8 months ago
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Minnesota Aurora FC
8 months ago
Itās on at Target Center for Crunchās birthday.
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Michael Ian Black
8 months ago
Why are people mad at Chuck Schumer? Is it the whole rolling over and playing dead like a dog while another dog takes a giant shit on your face thing?
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Pardoning Chauvin is bait, donāt fall for this mess
9 months ago
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The city couldnāt find a salt shaker for Lyndale Ave?
9 months ago
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Ali Elabbady
9 months ago
Hot take: Never, do I ever, want to hear Benson Booneās āBeautiful Thingsā again. Truly the most toxic piece of music and hook in existence, and Zuckās latest move of doing that in front of an audience (with the jumpsuit) for his wifeās birthday, solidified it further as a high key piece of cringe.
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