Nothing quite like the sound of a Commodore 64 to drag me back to the horrifically colourful 80's... ...I can still smell the hairspray, and feel the twitch in my cigarette lighter finger.

The bitchling spent THREE WEEKS in jail (a conviction for criminal conspiracy over a scheme to obtain election campaign funds from Libya.), said it was GRUELLING. The whiny bitchlette was sentenced to FIVE YEARS did TWENTY ONE DAYS. Laws aren't for him, clearly www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

The guillotine is too good for this cretin. Throw him to a crowd of starving Americans and let them tear strips off of him, Gaddaffi style.

Never heard a good word about this... creature.

This country has been a Kleptocratic Plutocracy for decades already.

Whilst messing around with an Amiga emulator just now, I discovered that some mad bastard wrote "Neighbours, The Adventure Game" for the machine. As in, Neighbours, the Aussie soap opera... The game is as bloody awful as you'd expect.

QUICK! Somebody resurrect Jerry Springer, there's fresh twattery afoot...

Hating the BBC because they edited a cunt to make him look slightly cuntier while he was busy cunting is just... fucking silly.

Nobody expected that the ape would seek to be elected leader of a country... Let alone succeed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGNl...

So, a certain world "leader" who enjoys raping women & children and now entire countries, as well as bankrupting casino's, not paying his bills, being thoroughly shit at golf and foreign banks that don't ask too many questions, is still not dead eh? Oh well. There's always tomorrow...

The celebrated author, Joyce Carol Oates has a history of observing, analysing and describing, so she should probably be listened to, eh? I mean... aside from her being abso-bastard-lutely spot-fucking-on here.

Fun Fact! Platypusses are grown in platypussaries.

This got me thinking, "Why was Reagan shot?" Answer: John Hinckley Jr. believed the attack on Ronald Reagan would impress the actress Jodie Foster, with whom he had developed an erotomanic obsession after viewing her in the 1976 film Taxi Driver. So many more reasons to top Chumpy...

Earlier I posted, "There are 21 million penguins in Antarctica & the population of Ireland is 6.6 million, so if all of the penguins decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins." This was bollocks. Each person would have to fight 3.18 penguins. Sorry.

See also, "How in the deep fried fuck, did I survive all that shit?"

You don't know "troubles", until you know penguin troubles...

There simply HAS to be a way in which an enterprising groups of people could band together and take one of these billionaire exploitative parasites for every stolen penny they own, surely? How hard can it be to rob a guilty bastard? Pretty sure the general population of Earth would cheer...

The guys & gals of the Spitting Image team are currently getting a lot of legal shit from Studio C-ANAL, because apparently the SI character "Pads" eerily resembles a character they holds the copyright for. So this is me doing my bit to spread awareness.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiEx...

Some of us find that liberating.

If you have never pirated a Hollywood film before now, it's never too late to start! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPq-...

Except... It's not like your Boss would actually take the day off just because you went and selfishly died, is it? Not when there's Boss based bastardry to perform...

When people say, "How rude?", I like to respond with "All of the rude, and some extra rude that I stole from another rude motherfucker earlier."

Scrolling through the cess pit that is Reddit, I read, "[Bland slebbitty] debuts new hair colour on [shitshow I don't care about.]" Debuts new hair colour? Pfft! As an old punk, I must've "debuted" thousands of new hair colours, I put superglue in my hair once to keep it spiked up whilst swimming!

Mr Otten's latest upload is a continuation of his deep dive into why everything seems to be gambling these days and why so much of the modern world appears to be, and in fact is, a con. From global economies, down. Well worth 40 minutes of most peoples day I think. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7uC...

Marketing Fuckerberg in the news again. This time for trying to do whatever the hell he wanted and getting told, "Fuck no!". What were they teaching? "Data Theft & Sales"? "How to be a dickhead in seventeen different ways"? Or was it, "How to (mostly) pass as a human" www.wired.com/story/mark-z...

No think, only consume. No think, only consume. No think, only consume. No think, only consume. No think, only consume. No think, only consume. No think, only consume. No think, only consume. No think, only consume. This message was brought to you by the desperation of late stage capitalists.

They're making Gremlins 3. Because money and people are stupidly predictable.

It's reasonably easy to spot people trying to manipulate you, because they always need something from you. Whether it's you giving your money, your vote or your time, they always need something from you. But manipulative people are easily enraged too, which can be bloody funny.

"We made a special peace prize for our special little boy, with casino's and trophy wives..." apnews.com/article/fifa...

Dear Melon Husk, Shut the ever loving fuck up, you addled junkie. Every time you open your facial bullshit-hole, utter wank falls out of it. Sincerely, A six foot two tall (alleged) hobbit who'd love to have a crack at you, boy...

November the fifth is once again upon us. The day when 50% of the British people are celebrating the downfall of an attempted Catholic overthrow of government, and the other 50% are celebrating someone trying to have a crack at overthrowing government.

Things are finally looking up for our American cousins. Nicely done. The inevitable tantrum-posts from the seventy nine year old boylet and rotted scab at the heart of the American administration will be hilarious.

Melon got pwnd, on his own webshite... again!

I'm never going to watch the show this review is about as I'm not even remotely near the demographic it's aimed at (stupid molluscs & blind barnacles, I presume), but the review is bloody marvellous in its incinerating takedown... www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

It is one thing to not understand Socialism due to decades of intellectual neglect, but it is another thing entirely, to wilfully broadcast that ignorance to the world. I pity this guys kids. Having a moron for a parent isn't easy to overcome.

Ooo, I've just found the next book I'll be reading once I've finished Ursula K LeGuin's "The Dispossessed", my current book. It's a juicy one... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Careles...