Started a Hellboy/BPRD themed Norm-of-the-Norm-Twitter esque account. Follow if you're interested in that sort of thing. @bprd-official.bsky.social

Fuck off nazis, fuck off terfs

Hehe she looked at me funny

How i feel anytime i think about the near future and/or planning for the near future

Me forcing @skeebeeble.bsky.social to watch a 30 minute Garfield movie analysis video before he is allowed to kiss me

The dog stole my spot on the couch while I was dinking around with my PS4 so I'm sitting on the ottoman typing this as he sleeps. You may look cute, Stan, but I know your true colors you little shit. (Picture taken before betrayal)

My dreams when I was 7: holy cow!! I'm at freddy fazbear's pizzaria!! My dreams now: why was Hellboy going to to get his taxes filed with a human Frylock? Why was it vaguely distressing?

Fuck it. Face reveal to my 4 non-bot follows

She knows what lighting suits her best. #cats #catsky

Springy caracals were the reason the Eight Foot Clearance Club (2003-2014) disbanded. This has given rise to the Springy Caracal Society.

I'm funny only to myself.

Guys, hear me out... TF2 but steampunk.

As a trans person i just want to exist and not have to keep feeling the negative impact of so many people not wanting me to exist. Am just a human

Mfw i can't rot my boyfriend's brain with gay male terminology and Hellboy lore every second of the day.

I don't think there's any other community (besides twitter) that bitches, moans, and gatekeeps more than reddit metalheads. It's gatekeeping². They unironically still use the term "poser".

applejack and princess twilight sparkle

this might not be “politically correct” and possibly even “offensive” but if you voted for and support an HRT ban at any age i hope you live a very short life

me posting on bsky

Hmmrmrrngggfff... might draw peoples ocs and requested characters...rough pencil doodles... show them to me hmmmnnfffrgggg

this was an older one but I still think its relevant

Sell your Tesla. ❌ Sell your Cybertruck. ❌ Get off Twitter. ❌ Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌ Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻 #resist

In a similar vein, i hate games that shame you for playing on easy mode. Like, why have it if that's not how you intended people to play?

I wish i grew up in japan. Imagine how much better my life would be if I made all the same mistakes but in Japan, instead.

I'm like 96% sure that people who "believe" the Pyramids in Giza were made by aliens or something similar just flat out refuse to believe that any other race besides white people made something. You don't see these conspiracy dorks doing that with acient European structures other than Stone Henge 😐🧍‍♂️

Getting on my hands and knees to beg straight people to shut the fuck up. Please be fucking quiet. Just for once.

I want to punt this official liscenced Abe Sapien plushie into a volcano, I hate him so much. Tadpole looking headass. He looks like if Etsy and Temu interbred and created this abomination. This is 100% a skinwalker who is trying to lure in a BPRD intern for another meal. Fuck you Abe plushie.

I stand by this

Dear gen alpha, What the fuck is a sprunki? My boyfriend has already explained it to me and I'm watching @kipashley.bsky.social's video on it (sub to them, they're a good creator), but I'm still completely lost. Sincerely, a very confused older sibling.

my account will ALWAYS be a safe space for nonsharing selfshippers ❤️ I am one myself. it's okay to not understand it, or think it's weird, as long as you respect it. I get why it can seem pretty weird. but all we want to do is just curate our online space in peace.

(CW)//Artistic nudity, eyestrain, abstract depiction of death - - - I am fucking obsessed with Alex Grey's art. It's so fucking awesome just look at it. He does the art for TOOL's album covers which maes it EVEN COOLER!!!! #art #artsky

Scout is literally sososososoooo cute I love him <3

If you see this post your top 10 games (in no order) 1. Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 2. DOOM: Eternal 3. Brütal Lëgënd 4. Grand Theft Auto V 5. Postal 6. Left 4 Dead 2 7. Team Fortress 2 8. Red Dead Redemtion 2 9. SCORN 10. Shadow of the Colossus

Watch out for this horrific beast.

i need to be more obnoxiously trans

We all need to be like Hellboy and fly into a murderous rage when we see a n*zi.

my corpse is dude af rn

Actually this is my husband now

Born to be handsome man, forced to be ugly girl. (Transmasc thing, move along)

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

This but with Francis #l4d2

Good morning you fruitcakes

Boomers to millenials and onward: "This generation doesn't even know which bathroom to use!!!" No, we do. Your generation just won't let us. For fuck's sake.

More #promosky i want friends. Hmu if you like ♥︎cryptid zoology ★metal music ♥︎obscure weird shit ★fanfiction ♥︎occultism/folklore/mythology ★GTA:V ♥︎BIG MONSTERS!!! ★bugs ♥︎horror literature ★vulture culture ♥︎Jim Henson movies ★HTTYD ♥︎geology ★prehistoric zoology ♥︎Brütal lëgënd

Me waking up and being forced to proceed with existence because I didn't suffocate in my sleep (common Mick L)

「▪︎~welcome 2 my hell hole~▪︎」 I make art, shitpost, and post random ass rants. I make gore/disturbing stuff sometimes. Don't take anything too seriously. I like a bit of everything but mostly dark and kind of obscure shit from the 2000s or sumn. Follow me. Please.