// ok rambling time abt my own personal portrayal of luis bc im obsessed w/ him and i think he’s neat feel free 2 ignore me im on my bullshit

Ough, I have the worst craving for that American disaster they call macaroni. With the cheese that comes like a powder. Disgusting. Revolting. Delicious. 🤤

Who, me? Sly, scheming, conniving? I would never. I am just a scientist, you know? Just an average guy. No match for a big, strong, handsome government agent like you. … Eh, Leon, you are cruel. You know I am not as… Structurally sound as I once was. I don’t know if I can throw punches anymore.

I mean…. I suppose I should be terribly concerned? Ah, no, how could this happen, I am in such agony, etcetera?

// god DAMNIT his accent drifts away from me so quick you are not russian you bastard STAY WITHIN THE LINES HERE BUDDY

It appears a bit more like a gift, but… Alright.

I don’t feel incredibly threatened…

Why everyone is staring at that man? There is nothing worth seeing there…

men

What a wonderful day to have eyes. 😍

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Ach… These old lungs of mine are really not cooperating with me today. My apologies in advance. The blood is, eh… Is nothing to be worried about. It is handled!

Voyeur, eh? Respectable, yes… Bold to admit out loud so publicly, but respectable.

No, no, go on. I am curious. Give me your honest feedback. Constructive criticism. Rating out of five stars. Heck, your requests. I’m all ears. ☺️

I feel a bit more like an electrocuted chinchilla, but I will try to convince myself of your words.

Ah, I think I am going grey… Qué tragedia…

… León, you have commentary? 😏

La familiaaaaaaa!!!! Te extraño!!!

Life is alot less fun without you two ♡ @navarroserraluis.bsky.social @bingoguy.bsky.social

// who wants this bastard

Ah! My savior..! (He… Is kind of embarrassed by how much weight he actually has to put on the other’s arm as he pulls himself up, trying not to grimace too obviously. The back pain is…. Rough today.) Phew… Heh… Ay, I’m getting too old for this… Thank you, my caballero, you are a star.

… You know, I was actually hoping my natural charm would have gotten me a hand up by now, but, eh… At this rate, that may be our only option.

It means, if you are expecting my death, you will have to wait… Eh, approximately one to two weeks for natural causes to take me. I cannot initiate the process myself!

You know, I’m extremely hard to kill. I don’t think it could be accomplished from a seated position.

You think I am stronger than biology and gravity combined? I am flattered. But stationary.

I cannot. This is the end for me.

My leg is asleep, and therefore, I am going to die.

temp pinned.

Women……. 🥰😍🌹😘❤️

ㅤ‿︵˓ ʚ♡ɞ ˓ ︵ ͜ ㅤ ㅤ ݂ ͘ ౨ৎ "Freeze! I said freeze!". .ᐟ ⟢ → ۫ "This is no Ritual. It's terrorism."⋆. 𝜗𝜚 ˚⋆ ㅤ‿︵˓ ʚ♡ɞ ˓ ︵ ͜ •MDNI •Eng. •NSFW THEMES •Multi-ship friendly •PM/discord friendly •Penned by Newt!!

// every choice i made in life led up to this moment right here right now being rickrolled by leon scott kennedy .

// spanish speakers help how do u accent ‘leon’ if u want it to be pronounced ‘lay-ON’ and i didnt even mean for that to sound dirty

IT WAS THE LAST ONE. I HAVE NO MORE. I PROMISE. SWEAR ON MY HEART.

…. Do not show León that photograph with the cigarette, he will make a purse out of my skin.

I can’t help the way I am. This charm is a terrible burden to bear, you know.

Me. ……… Snort—

I am but a weak man for the attentions of others more beautiful than myself, what can I say? Who needs chemicals when all the chemistry is right here, vaquero..~? Man, I’m good!

Flattery will get you… Probably anywhere, honestly. Querido, whatever it was, I believe we came to a fruitful compromise. …. Ah, it was chemicals, wasn’t it? Bah. I would have given it away for free, but now we both win.

Ahah… ‘Wow’, eh? A glowing review. You are not hard to look at, or to kiss. To be quite honest, I don’t even remember what we were bargaining for, but, eh, you can have it. Whatever it is.

Ah, without question! I don’t take these things for granted. Pinky promise. (Leans in, stealing a surprisingly soft little smooch right on the lips— chaste, but warm and undeniable.) …. Mwah!

Hehehe.

Eh…. Hmmm… No, no, nothing quite so material. A kiss for the road, perhaps? Just a little one. Just so I can say I did.

Ehhh… I am not a picky man. That depends on exactly what you are willing to offer, querido…

//

Ohoho… Just for that? I’ll make it cheap for you.

I am a scientist, my friend! With unfettered access to chemicals, by the way.

You know, antifreeze is very sweet, like a soft drink. I have not tried it yet.

You know, I don’t think you would, but if you did, I would deserve it. Best to cover the bases, no? No, no, I mean you, in general. Even if I punched with all my might, it would hurt me more than you. Your ribs alone are probably steel beams. I am a little bit jealous…

You get used to it, hermano. Beggars cannot be choosers.