⠀ ( EEEEEEEYUCK. glossa out, face scrunched. ) ⠀ we followed ‘im here since we was already out ‘n about. ⠀

⠀ uh— i want him to say sorry to me. say sorry to me, blitzy. ⠀ ( crosses his arms, face smugly upturned. ) ⠀

⠀ HE SAID— ⠀

⠀ VORTEXXXXXX— ⠀

⠀ nah. i’m good up here. ⠀

⠀ ( climbs aboard & latches onto his wing, dangling. ) ⠀ haw hawww.. ⠀

⠀ “ heEeyyy.. ”⠀ ( flutters his visor. alright, that did NOT happen. ) ⠀ carry me for the rest of da way an’ i’ll consider sparin’ ya. ⠀

⠀ i’m tellin’ vortex ya said that. ⠀

⠀ HEY WHO IS ‘AT? ⠀

⠀ if he falls, prepare for an earthquake. ⠀

⠀ i’m tired of walkin’. my feet hurt. ⠀

⠀ the icecream one. that’s the one we’re the best at. ⠀ ( pops his individual knuckles. time to clock in. ) ⠀

⠀ ( outside of soundwave, only vortex could get away with the act of innocently belittling him. leg crossed over the adjacent knee, his chin mused. ) ⠀ datapad games? ⠀

⠀ break ins? uhhh i ain’t heard nuttin’. ⠀ ( winglets wagging, faint purrs produced for her. usually it’s HIM doing the breaking in. ) ⠀ been awhile, eh? where’s ‘at goon at? work? ⠀

⠀ ( HIS LIFE JUST FLASHED BEFORE HIS EYES, instinctively flinching back. ) ⠀ visitin’…⠀ ( limbs loose as he’s picked up. let him calm his sparkrate. ) ⠀

⠀ ( flops through the mail slot in inkys door face first. ) ⠀

⠀ ( RESUMES RUNNING AMUCK. what’s wrong with him. ) ⠀

⠀ ( big pouty lip, the scissors handed over without a word. lord forbid soundwave prioritizes your safety, hellion. ) ⠀

⠀ because it’s.. fun..? ⠀

⠀ ( full on sprinting in mid air until it registers, scissors hid behind his back. ) ⠀ what’chu talkin’ about, boss? ⠀

⠀ ( runs by soundwave— ) ⠀

⠀ ( RUNNING WITH SCISSORS RUNNING— they’re armed 24/7 & this is where the line is drawn. ) ⠀

⠀ i ain’t a damn cat. and i got no intentions of robbin’ ya blind neither. cut me some slack. i don’t do the hard stuff anyways. ⠀

⠀ ( cominggggg..! ) ⠀

⠀ ( growls.. is this really the prick tracer works with? being marginally smaller than the micromaster, rumble is able to effortlessly climb him & reside lounged over his shoulder. sneering. ) ⠀ nah. ‘m here cause this is where he’s been. ⠀

⠀ ( TCH-CH-CHT! ) ⠀ you’s ain’t soundwave. don’ expect much. ⠀

⠀ nah. ⠀ ( puffed exhale. ) ⠀ you think he gives a shit? ⠀

⠀ the dinosaurs? ⠀ ( he shrugs & slips the cig between his lips, lighting it directly from there. ) ⠀ yeah. they ain’t nothin’ scary to me. just two grouchy aftports who have to get permission to even go outside like some sucker. ⠀

⠀ ( cackling!!! even if they’re frenzy’s, rumble will still take them, the carton swept up into his hold. ) ⠀ probably. yew sure ya wasn’t thinkin’ of havin’ one? ⠀ ( pops one out. ) ⠀

⠀ ( he’ll humor her.. this once. ) ⠀ need a light? ⠀

⠀ ( she gonna smoke ‘em? ) ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗔 ⠀ 𝗠𝗬 ⠀ 𝘞𝘈𝘠, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗠𝗬 ⠀ A͟U͟D͟I͟E͟N͟C͟E͟ ⠀ 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙄𝙏𝙎.ᐟ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ UHHH— NOSE GOES. YOU FIRST AN’ DON’ BRING UP LOOKS, OR JUS’ CALL YOURSELF A BAD BITCH AGAIN. ⠀

⠀ charity work is about being selfLESS you’re bein’ selfISH askin’ him about it again. punk ah glitch. ⠀

⠀ H-H-H-HELL NAW. ⠀

⠀ STARSCREAM GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY COMMENT SECTION. GO DO SOMETHIN’ MAN. ⠀

⠀ EW. get that fuckin’ MUG OUTTA MY SIGHT THIS INSTANT!!! ⠀

⠀ megatron is chopped and also unc. SIX SEVENNNNN EHHHHH!! ⠀

⠀ weenie. pft. haw hawww.. ⠀ ( shoves the blanket down so he can see. hmm.. ) ⠀

⠀ so he’s the suck up? ⠀

⠀ do they kiss? ⠀

⠀ no wayyyy.. they were kissin’. ⠀

⠀ suck up. haw hawww.. ⠀

⠀ they scared of keepin’ a lamp on or somethin’.. ⠀ ( now he’s thinking about zombies. this is the WORST! ) ⠀

⠀ ( little red visor peeking out. why IS it so dark in here. it’s like a monster house. not a signature in sight. ) ⠀

⠀ ( yeah yeahhh. just don’t bring too much attention to it or he might back out. keeping still. ) ⠀

⠀ take me with you. ⠀

⠀ mfmmmmm.. ⠀ ( hufffff. but he’s comfortable. ) ⠀