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⠀ hmf. can’t have no fun around ‘ere. ⠀ ( plops down on the stairs. ) ⠀

⠀ so combine and beat him to a pulp. it’ll be easy. bruticus wouldn’t even hesitate. uhhrruhhhhh. ⠀ ( slams his own fist into his hand, making tearing gestures. ) ⠀

⠀ toyin’ with the djd? that’s real brave. if ya wasn’t on the list then, you might be now. ⠀

⠀ …grounded? ⠀ ( soundwave hasn’t grounded him since he was a wee thing!! ) ⠀

⠀ let’s leave. what’re we waitin’ for? him to bitch an’ moan again? ⠀

⠀ ( good thing he had nowhere to be. it doesn’t seem like she has any plans of releasing him anytime soon. warmmm! ) ⠀

⠀ soundwave was sayin’ we should consider staying home with all this snow business going on so i did. figured i’d take my chances coming by today. ⠀ ( micro purrs. his luck isn’t the best but at the same time it is. ) ⠀

⠀ can’t blame you there. ⠀ ( he may not be able to fully relate with relationship quarrels, but he’s able to understand. slightly. ) ⠀ i ain’t gonna leave. ⠀

⠀ uh, ya don’t wanna stay in your room or nothin’? probably more comfortable than this dinky couch. an’ ya wouldn’t have to see him if he came downstairs. ⠀ ( he’s been in worse situations before. he’ll be aight! snuggling! ) ⠀

⠀ ( held onto her like a little koala. ) ⠀ ‘cause he’s dumb. like always. he been dumb his entire life. this mean we gotta go to onslaught’s again? ⠀

⠀ after blitzwing stormed in ‘ere. you guys are fightin’ big time. ⠀ ( rumble expected to be trapped in here longer waiting for things to really cool down. vortex finding him first is a miracle. ) ⠀

⠀ ( he’s hiding in the cabinet. all curled up. ) ⠀

⠀ ( his digits get cold or else he would do that more often.. ) ⠀ yeah— wanna watch somethin’ scary? ⠀

⠀ ( hell yeah! slouches, lazily taking the remote into both hands & starting the daunting task of finding them something to watch. ) ⠀ i ain’t lookin’ for that to happen. i hate winter. ⠀

⠀ tryin’ to do anything with snow on the ground is counterproductive anyways. you’s leave a trail. that’s beggin’ for issues. i’m stayin’ in ‘ere where it’s warm. ⠀ ( helm pats remind him of vortex. he can easily see why she likes them. ) ⠀

⠀ it’s cold as BALL joints out there. i hardly saw another soul. guess it’s true when those goodies say crime nevah rests. haw. ⠀ ( using soundwave’s servo as leverage, rumble is able to settle within his lap. winglets wiggling! ) ⠀ nah. nothin’. ⠀

⠀ what’s happenin’, boss? ⠀ ( rumble stands upright for but a moment until he’s climbing as anticipated. attention time. no other sucker is around to ruin this for him. ) ⠀

⠀ ( SURPRISE SURPRISE! it’s not frenzy, but the other one. crawling under soundwave’s legs. ) ⠀

⠀ ( crawling around. how does frenzy do this confidently.. ) ⠀

⠀ ( same applies. ) ⠀

⠀ ( in this economy? puh-lease. ) ⠀

⠀ ( so true. he’s the worlds worst. he wants one on one attention right NOW. ) ⠀

⠀ ( EEYUCK. ) ⠀

⠀ yeah right. ⠀

⠀ if you guys start kissin’ ‘m gonna barf. ⠀

⠀ ( making sure. scaredy cat. ) ⠀

⠀ ( will it give her nightmares? not that it’s his problem that’s frenzy’s problem. ) ⠀

⠀ ( jumanji.. mindless entertainment he’d call it. ) ⠀

⠀ ( lucky her! no demon time. ) ⠀

⠀ ( just a rumble in his stead for now. all stretched out & comfy. ) ⠀

⠀ ( slides the bracelet onto his wrist & carries on with his time. ) ⠀

⠀ smell ya later. ⠀ ( funny coming from someone actively sucking back on the equivalence of a cigarette. ) ⠀

⠀ did you make one for frenzy too? ⠀ ( although shes not able to see it, his optics are definitely looking over each individual charm. thank you, visor. for upholding his slick, too cool for emotions persona. ) ⠀

⠀ ( he appears almost reluctant to grab it, or maybe his processor is lagging this morning & he can’t fathom as to why she’d go out of her way to deliver something like this. a quiet inhale, the box taken & pulled apart. ) ⠀

⠀ you’re blockin’ da door. i don’t got much of a choice in ‘a matter. ⠀ ( still, it’s a mild shock she’s out here at this hour— looking for him above all. exhaling, surprisingly away from her. ) ⠀

⠀ ( she hasn’t ever rolled out of bed & headed straight outside for a smoke & it shows!! he’s got the ‘i just woke up’ look to match & everything. inhaling. ) ⠀

⠀ ( growllll— mmph..? plummets after the sound of a loud crack is heard & the branch snaps. thankfully the cassette lands on his feet, his piledrivers immediately brought out & bashed into the earth to create a covered crater. curling up inside. ) ⠀

⠀ touch me, ‘n i’ll braid your own limbs behind your back. i was here FIRST. ⠀

⠀ for all you know, i ain’t even exist. ⠀ ( this guy talks too much already. ) ⠀ ‘m not interested in makin’ friends with the local nut jobs. scram. i ain’t askin’. ⠀

⠀ ( is this his karma catching up, or is he dead & in hell. ) ⠀ can i help ya wid somethin’? get to talkin’ or get outta my face. ⠀

⠀ ya mama. ⠀ ( flips him off, arm dropped & dangled carelessly after. ) ⠀

⠀ inside thoughts. give ‘em a shot. you’s ruinin’ my time. ⠀ ( agitated winglet twitch. ) ⠀

⠀ yeah take a picture or somethin’. it’ll last longer. ⠀ ( since he lays on his front & straddles the branch, rumble simply turns his helm to reside facing the opposite direction. ) ⠀ moron. ⠀

⠀ ( lounging on a tree branch. ravage does it, why can’t he? ) ⠀