Happy to announce after many hours of honest work I’ve turned a working car into… not that. Caliper is seized, broken wheel stud requires removing the wheel bearing to fix, cannot put anything back together because the caliper won’t fit over the new pads.

ITS TIME TO STOP

Used too much brake clean and now I think the immortal snail’s finally come to get me

Nothing better than sharing a close moment with a good friend! Or getting strangled by them for that terrible fish pun.. Nhel’s still deciding which route to go with me 🦌 @nhel.bsky.social 📸 @djbirb.bsky.social #Fursuit #FursuitFriday

Vibes are ✨immaculate✨ tonight

Come on, we've still got a long way to FUCK IT'S WINDY WHERE ARE WE 🎥: @squeak.dog

Do you know what the Renault Avantime is or are you normal

$388 sacrificed to the Rock Auto gods and we (((should))) have a fully functional nugget by the end of the weekend

Subaru guys throwing a big wing and an exhaust on their WRX and thinking they’re all that smh. Your car is NOT fast bro.

SHITBOX IS HOME. It is genuinely terrible but for $500 it’s got a solid engine and transmission and I don’t care if I hit potholes. …ignore the puddle of fuel it likes leaving behind

Get in losers we’re buying a $500 shitbox sight unseen at 10 PM

I feel like PCD is hitting like 3 days late what the fuck

I wanna sticker bomb a head gasket next con…

I will never financially recover from the amount of stuff I’m about to buy to fit into this con’s theme

Corn for the corn god, cobs for the cob throne 🦌 @nhel.bsky.social

Flight just landed back in Kansas City, I’m finally free from seeing ONE MILLION WAYMOS

Am smol moo

It appears the final shower count sits at 15, for all of you invested

I would like., whoever put all my friends back in my phone to let them out again please

It was, in fact, an absolute banger. Until next time FWA..

Last fursuiting session of #FWA! Come get bonked

Aughhhh I’m so eeepyyyyy

I’ve lost count but I think I’m on… 10?

Day 2 #fwa !! Please come check out my suits in the vendor hall! 💓 #fwa2026

Eating pretzel sticks in the shower at 3 AM because I’ve lost control of my life. And yes before you ask I am stone cold sober. Also also shower number 6 btw.

Up to 3!

Number of showers thus far: 2

Oh it’s good to be back

Rapidly approaching your location #FWA

EJ it’s very good that you’re all checked in for your flight and hotel and have your arrival scheduled out but you gotta PACK bro HOLY SHIT YOU LEAVE IN 12 HOURS GET TO IT

Soon… #FWA2026

🎉 WELCOME 🎉 💠 TO THE CULT 💠 🦌✨️ OF THE DEER ✨️🦌 📸: @linglingfennec.bsky.social

One day, without even realizing it, you’ll see a GMT800 for the last time

FWA better be an absolute banger of a con this year because the last few weeks have felt like an extended cut of that disappointing birthday party episode of Modern Family(?) and I am so tired

My furry stickers have shipped at 6:21 AM. The lord works in mysterious ways..

Never seen a Senna before in my life and now I’ve seen two of them???

Finally getting EJ stickersss

I have a very particular set of skills…

Just discovered I can’t romance Takemura in Cyberpunk 2077. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

John Deere cake won BTW

Holy fuck we got not one but two tornadoes cooking just south of me right now

Birthday is this month which means I’m on a mission for the most autistic cake design I can find

Ask your doctor about FURSUIT®, proven to increase dopamine and friendship levels by at least 67%. Side effects may include dehydration, FOMO, poor decision making, and financial ruin. Professional idiot in public, do not attempt. #fursuiting 🪡: @bncreation.bsky.social 📸: @zeni.yip.zone

New phone got. I think I'd rather be hacked than have to go through the hell of device-specific authenticators though. Icloud I'm begging you just send me a fucking email code.

Phone screen decided 11 PM the night of my final day off was the perfect time to die a slow, dramatic death. Not a single phone repair place in town opens before fucking 10 AM, if it'll even fix it and it isn't a deeper electrical issue. Ughhhhhhh

On today’s holiday special of BAKING with BOU:

Fuck it I’m making French toast casserole wish me luck

Can’t believe Easter is coming up and I have no plans to eat a quite frankly excessive amount of French toast and/or hash brown casserole

Get up Samurai, we’ve got a city to bleat #FursuitFriday 📸 NightRiot

🍌 again, but larger