Le chonk #thirstythursday

Finally, some new Drag Race! #DRUK

Power outages in this town the last 12 hrs

The way this delivery driver just flung my new sunnies on my doorstep has me uneasy about opening up the box

Back at it. Definition incoming! (Maybe. No promises)

Having people who actually want to spend time with you, really is the bees knees. No judgments, just friendship.

Works hard all year to be fit for summer and gains weight over the summer. Back at it.

Lunchtime naps. When the wrong type of D is creeping back in :/

Balls so blue I can feel it in my heart

A man with a handsome face will be the death of me

When the hard seltzer hits but you're in public so you have to keep your shirt on

The most Mondayiest Tuesday ever today

It’s wild that the most unrealistic part of Terminator 2 is now the idea of a tech founder being told their creation will enslave humanity and they decide to destroy their product & company.

Fighting that dadbod for a little longer

The Pilot episode of LOST is one of the greatest first episodes of a series. Ever.

Men are so attractive sometimes. Like fuck

When my phone makes any kind of sound at work

And on national underwear day..

Tiny mirror update

Pretty sure this is my first ever Nundo

Should It's Always Sunny be the next binge show?

Me, triple checking plans with people because I've been bailed on so many times this year.

29 (still closeted) was one of the roughest/weirdest years of my life and 39 (gayyy) has been right on par with that. Looking forward to owning 40.

Posting more often on insta if interested. Same handle there, Plyr11Unknwn

All I see when I hear the new BLACKPINK song #jump

#TowelTuesday Drop towel Tuesday soon? 🤔

Think I'm gonna need all the happy pills this week 🙁

Figured it was finally time to evolve this guy #hundo #pokemongo

Some weekends are a little extra thicc

On this day 3 years ago, my coworker decided to tell every single person who walked into this office, "Did you know today is all 2's? 2-22-22". I survived that day somehow.

Being "on edge" at work and being "on edge" at home are two totally different things

Some of you are out here getting engaged to each other (Congrats!) while I'm out here blocking half of my area code. Maybe one day...

Even baddies get saddies

Seriously, Denver seems SO gay and I'm here for it

Kevin Hart standing next to Shaq is EYE-OPENING

Be better February!!!

It's all I'm asking for. Happy Valentine's Day

Wanting something so badly and not getting it, you just have to eventually give up. (Yes, this is about a man 🙄)

Tiny gym mirror selfie

Sauna Saturday

Currently on repeat in my head. And the music video is quintessential Gaga.

Spoke too soon. It got me. Yay 🙄

It sucks how one falling out can seemingly affect multiple relationships. C'mon February, be better. Please.

Sometimes watching your ring notifications at night is scarier than some movies. Who just walked by my house? Why you near my house?

Not sure which location-based game is more fun, Sniffies or Pokemon Go? I know which one is more disappointing.

Is it safe to wear a Lysol wipe as a mask? Haha I knew a guy who said he used to remove his makeup with them. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Cool. First week of having seasonal help back and everyone except me has a cold already.