Your 2025 Calcutta Clippers!

Finally started painting again with some more orange armor, gotta get these dudes finished by sunday

Ok so I realize its not exactly a secret hes running for president and hes mostly done a better job as governor than i ever expected But seriously timberly this is pretty cynical

My old dreadlord on black dragon kitbash for 8th edition

Hazard stripes on some necromunda ogryn i use for my ratling kill team

Finally finished my volkus terrain

Someone get clive barker to program an ai to write a clive barker style horror novel about clive barker programming an ai to write a horror novel for him

Sorry i let you down shabeefa ill be bolder and even more outrageous next time! @alfredvalley.bsky.social if you do this again please consider adding shabeefa attempting to sell players hamway from inside a crocogator stomach as an encounter This was dope and id gladly do another! #valley100

Finally brought home my first-ever attempt at pottery today, and none of them cracked so im calling it a win

Current Hamway lineup: -Bacon Moustache -Prosciutto Goatee -French Pork -Porkloin Neckbeard -Spalla Cruda Banholz -Mortadella Verde -Capocollo Van Dyke -Guanciale Garibaldi -Pancetta Balbo Shabeefa *we don't sell inferior meat/hair combos like ducktails, mutton chops, or beef curtains #VALLEY100

Stuck in a Baron's castle and in need of an extra job, or maybe just some quick cash? Become a Hamway sales rep and EARN! Top ham products shipped direct TO YOU! -Pork Loin Neckbeards! -Prosciutto Goatees! -Our best-selling Bacon Moustache! -And more! Shabeefa, Hamway Regional Manager #VALLEY100

Some ratlings The ogryns still need a bit of work

Meet Shabeefa, a muck raker with food on their face, who was arrested for their involvement in a pyramid scheme. SWEET SPOT: 88–100 LUCK: 3 ALIGNMENT: Even STARTING LOCATION: 7 Shabeefa is the current quarterly top salesperson for Hamway, a line of bespoke pork-based face toupees #VALLEY100

Ma made more cookies today Leftover dough specials for alix and me

Finally finished painting my converted cronos and mandrakes for my 40k dark eldar If anyone knows a good way to photograph fluorescent pink without it washing out let me know

Some warhammer minis i built and painted More to come

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Tried to post some shit i painted but it didnt work Im not wasting another 25 minutes digging through 8 years of unsorted phone pictures Not the best first impression bluesky get your shit together