Well, just finished this week's Pathfinder 1e game. Party found a chest and a bugbear corpse in a vault, and decided to split up after making sure the chest was untrapped. So as soon as the sorcerers left the room, the orc bloodrager began moving the corpse, which was a mimic. They won... 😅

No, Microsoft, for the eighth time I do NOT want you to change my default e-mail program from Classic to New Outlook *while I am working on e-mails*. Next time, I'm fucking uninstalling Outlook entirely and running Thinderbird instead, and damn the Teams interoperability.

youtu.be/XCYUZmQDQgE Once more into the breach, my friends - this time with a valorous little one-legged soldier...

@scissorsrunner.bsky.social just portrayed me, the pinnacle of majestic grace. Actually a pretty accurate representation of me at work today; I slept like shit...

Age verification? I watched Chernobyl when it was on the news the first time!

Picked up a new book at my FLGS, Outland. Can't wait to dig into it for worldbuilding and adaptations to gaming.

If someone snuck up on you and slapped your ass, would you turn the other cheek?

Some of y'all might be thinking of surprising your significant other with a Brazilian wax for Valentine's Day. All things considered, it's probably better to wake'em up first.

I seem to be on a roll with these. youtu.be/KrHPtQJq8Dg

Rhyme a word, ruin a classic... Fists of Avalon

Is there a better theatrical prank than having 24601 baguettes delivered to a showing of Les Miserables?

Well, then, looks like I went and did the thing again, seeing as registered views on the last one are rapidly approaching double digits. 😅 Looks like the next one will be Cinderella,

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Welp, that's a great start of the week. Within 45 minutes of getting to work, it appears the network has shat itself. Internet, wi-fi, local network, everything is down and out. Thank fuck for analogue coffee makers.

Welp, I done did it, there's a fairy tale up on YouTube. Hope the audio's good for y'all, equalization on YouTube is a pain in the posterior. youtu.be/bC43hJMymhg

...perhaps I SHOULD sit down and record a fairy tale or two when I get home?

Welp... About 200 grams each of brie and chévre on crackers around lunchtime does *things* to my psyche... The cheese dreams... Oh, gods, the cheese dreams...

Fuck ICE with a rusty spork!

This bus terminal restroom could have had better heating. A person could get polaroids on this seat.

Phil Brucato's right. This Book of the Fallen (Mage: The Ascension) LARP sucks, and none of us signed up for it. (I follow him on Facebook, insofar as I maintain a presence there...)

Post a female character you love.

"I know I asked for a depiction of how God watches over fools and children, but don't you think the bowl of popcorn is a bit much?"

Ever wonder if Gallifreyan adult toys are bigger on the inside?

Been a rough weekend, narsty head cold going on, for both me and my schnookums. But, we seem to be mostly recovered now, finally... 🎨by @melled42.bsky.social

Seeing as its' the day for it, I appreciate my little kobold nerd, Electrum the Cleric of Tamara, and @rymacthekobold.bsky.social who drew them.

Thought the air was a bit fresh outside. It's -10C this morning. That's 14F to those who use a silly temperature scale.

Welp, today's surprisingly frictionless. Fuckin' owie, I landed partially on my bad shoulder, too...

A soldier who, after an honorable discharge, gets facial surgery, is that a redecorated veteran?

Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?

Starting the new year with The Executive - it's pretty much the Game Dev Tycoon-alike of the movie industry. I think I might have a winning formula here, with that director and cast for this title...

Finally, some snow this Christmas...

I don't want gen AI in my browser. I don't want gen AI in my PC. I don't want gen AI in my art. I don't want gen AI in my games. I don't want gen AI in my music. I don't want gen AI in my movies. I don't want gen AI in my books. I don't want gen AI in my cart. I don't want gen AI in my life. #NoAI

I just played Scrabble with mom and Schnookums. They're a little salty. Might be because I beat them by about 200 and 250 pounts, respectively... 😅

Let's see if we can give Brakka one last boost before New Year's, shall we?

If a religion absorbs the members of another, is that theft by conversion?

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. ...Welp, an insane clown with facepaint causing problems does seem par for the course...

Ran PF1 yesterday, party tried to recover a stolen scroll with the forbidden spell Animal Magnetism. The man behind the theft was not happy to discover it was an evocation rather then enchantment - having animals adhere to you is impractical, y'all. 🤣

Horrifying-but-useful magic item, for your consideration: The Leper's Ring of Regeneration. Whoever wears it gains regeneration, recovering health and growing out lost body parts. Which is useful, as the ring also inflicts late-stage leprosy on the wearer, making them not feel when bits fall off.😈

Making a mobile game based on continuous revenue through microtransactions... ...would it be too on the nose to call it "Pequod"?

I just realized... "Holder" is a last name. "Card" is a boy's name. It's possible there's a young man named Card Holder out there, and his life is a constant grievance when it comes to showing his ID or using a credit card...

Welp, boss just confirmed why I trust AI about as far as I can throw a datacenter. I set up a calendar, and she used AI to proofread it. The AI came back with 20-30 errors, mainly holiday placements and red days. None of those errors were, in fact, in the calendar, everything was already correct.😅

Share one of your favorite video games.

Really disappointed at Burger King. I ordered two large fries, and got something like 80 small ones...

Thinking back to the book, if it were set in D&D, Cruella de Vil would have been a tiefling.

Fuck Harry Potter; read/watch Magic Knights Rayearth instead!

My schnookums got a really great find at the thrift/second-hand shop she works at; they were about to throw this one in the shredder. Just look at the condition of even the dust jacket, and the year it was printed!

Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.

The existence of legally blind people implies the existance of criminally blind people, as well as legally and criminally sighted people...

Post a mage! 🪄

You know, knowing that this lamp counts as "vintage" by virtue of being over 30 years old stings a LOT more considering I made the whole damn thing myself... (not the light bulb or the socket itself, those components were off the shelf, but I did do the wiring.)