Ry does excellent work, I can particularly recommend anything involving kobolds! Run! Buy! (Well, commission, but y'know...)

How do I feel about Norwegian translators? The word "hestepeis" translates to English as either "horse fireplace", or "horse cock", the latter being a fairly conmon epithet up north. If I ever get anything published, there will be an establishment named The Equine Fireplace. 1/2

Brakka & co still need a boost. So I boost.

Maddie & co still needs a boost. So I boost.

Watching The Sword In The Stone with the family. Just got to the squirrelly bit. ❤️

If passing gas is flatulence, is holding it in inflatulence?

"Verify your age" When I was a kid, leaded gasoline was still the norm!

At the pharmacy. Spotted a drug named Microlax. This implies the existence of Macrolax...

Playing Rogue Trader... My Commisar Rogue Trader has 108 in Logic and 103 in Tech-Use... This has got to irk my Tech-Priest who has 50 and 81 in the same skills, respectively... 😅

without downloading new pictures, describe your gender with one image

3.0 design art reveal! needs 300 likes or 150 reposts. #vtuber #vtuberen #art #monster

Just got my newest character picture from @striga.bsky.social - Brassbeak the pirate, with his little shoulder-mounted homunculus. Ain't he fabulous?

Schnookums bought some sugar-free nutrition bars today. She offered me a bite of the peanut one. It tasted like Snickers from Temu... Not bad... not particularly good, either...

Brakka still needs a bit of help, everyone.

Madilynn still needs a boost in this crumbly world. Let's see what we all can do, aight?

You've Grated your last Dead. ...I can surely do better than that? You've Eaten your last Grandma. ...no, I'm calling it quits for tonight...

Not sure why I decided to binge TADC *again* while at work today, even if it's been a slow, slow day... I might call it an early weekend, if only by fifteen minutes or so. *Sniffle*

Do you ever wonder if puppygirls are collar-coded?

...When Stevie Wonder made "Isn't She Lovely" in 1976, it was in collaboration with songwriter and studio owner Burnetta "Bunny" Jones. ...I wonder how much, if at all, that played into the song choice... Hell of a rabbit hole to go down, literally and figuratively speaking...

@melled42.bsky.social made a lovely, accurate sticker design. I printed a stack of 20 (best fit on the sheet) on adhesive paper. So I have a few spares... 💔

You'd think I wouldn't get traumatized by a short clown and a tall, purple bunny in overalls... Them's the breaks, I guess...

I am amused. An archaic but still correct word for someone who makes allegations is an allegator. It's the little things...

Two days later, and "Isn't She Lovely" is still being an active earworm. Well done, @gooseworx.bsky.social - the story needing to be told isn't necessarily the story the audience wanted to hear. Probably going to have to watch the whole series again this week...

Madilynn also could do with a little help. Anything helps.

Almost at her goal for the month, any help, well, still helps.

Okay, so I just finished The Amazing Digital Circus. Kinda binged the whole thing... Gonna be in a bit of a weird headspace for a while, I think... A really, really weird one...

Finally got around to The Amazing Digital Circus. I'm on episode 5, and I think it's the most wholesome fucked up shit I've seen in ages. Like if the old Reboot show was co-written by Harlan Ellison and Junji Ito.

...D&D today. We're fighting a beholder with a BAD case of pinkeye... It's not going well for the sad, sad li'l guy.

What a nightmare... I dreamed streaming got segregated; men could only stream or watch streams shooters, sports, and strategy games, women could only stream or watch streams of cozy games. What the brain, hell? Where the fuck did that nightmare come from? Also, gotta find the energy to stream...

Copper needs help, peeps. Any little amount's going toward safety.

If you hit someone with a fortune teller, do you deal psychic damage?

Yeah, between the risign hardware costs and everything Nintendo's doing, it would take a really epic exclusive for me to shell out for a Switch 2 instead of sticking with the old one. *LoZ:OoT trailer drops* GODFUCKINGDAMMIT, NINTENDO!

Describe your gender without downloading any new pictures.

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍

I remember 40 years ago, when "Head and shoulders, knees and toes" was just a song, and not a list of fault codes and error messages when I get up in the morning...

What's your sign?

trying for one more commission. I'm $8 short on rent qwq please share around if you can! ty ❤️

So in case y'all didn't get the message today... The demo is out. And it's CUTE! @brakkaquilltusk.bsky.social @scissorsrunner.bsky.social store.steampowered.com/app/3201730/...

May you all have a most excellent Pride Month!

The British Empire conquered a quarter of the globe for spices. That's a great part of why the Americas established the Condimental Congress.

If you get bitten by a bard, do you risk contracting lycan'tthropy?

Using AI to generate images IS NOT real art. Pass it on.

"I know it's the king and queen's bedchamber, but please stop referring to it as the Royal Fuckery."

Schnookums gave me a tiger balm shoulder rub before she went to bed. My shoulders are having a religious experience. Not a loving god, more like a Greek god with a bad ulcer...

Rymac's doing magnificent work, especially 'bolds. Can recommend, peeps!

Pain AND suffering? In this economy?

Your back pain isn't receding? Pill issue.

Apparently, an average adult human will provide you some 10-15 pounds of jerky. The weird things you'll find in my search history...

...Huh, got a question that seems simple, yet gets a little complicated to answer... "Have you ever kissed a guy?" Seems straightforward, but... I don't rightly know, they weren't a guy at the time... Definitions can get... weird at times. Is it retroactive? Is it not? Does it honestly matter?

Copper needs a boosterin' to get somewhere safer. Just helping to spread the word.