It’s so funny that everything said to sit Wan’Dale Robinson but I had to play him bc of BYE weeks and he got me 20.4 POINTS!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

DODGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

☹️☹️☹️

Also. Super nervous for the Dodgers game today 🫣🫣🫣🫣

Ughhh I’m projected to lose again this week 😭 Going up against my friend and need to win!! Debating whether to pick up Wil Lutz and drop Nick Folk bc my kicker is on his BYE week this week 🥲

Half marathon done yesterday ✅ & a little 2 miler recovery run tonight ✅✅

Damn, Malik Nabers… 😭 Confirmed torn ACL. My poor husband has him on his fantasy team lol

BRO 🫣🫣🫣

I messed up. I put in Jake Browning and kept Tucker Kraft & Justin Jefferson in. 🫠

Joe Burrow needs surgery and is out for 3+ months… 😭😭😭

NOOOOOOOO 😭 my luck with QBs continue this season again… 🫠

JUSTIN JEFFERSON YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO OFF THIS WEEK 😭😭😭😭

OMG NOT MY JOE BURROW PLEASE NO

OMG MAX MUNCY AGAIN?!?!?! Poor guy 😭

Debating whether to bench or start I. Pacheco… 🫠

“Dodgers hold on for critical win after losing no-hitter in 9th for 2nd time in 3 days” HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!! Cmon Dodgers, do better, BE BETTER!!! 😭😭😭 You’re breaking our hearts here… 💔

Yikes. This 16-team league is going to be the death of me 🥲🥲🥲

Okay. It’s about goddamn time we get rid of this Tanner Scott!!!! WTF

OMG I LOST IN THE FINAL 5 SECONDS OF THE VIKINGS V BEARS GAME… That catch by Odunze gave me a loss for Week 1 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

JUSTIN JEFFERSON THANK YOU OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Jefferson is MIA though!!!!! Again… 👻

Max Muncy is back!!! 😙

OMG DODGERS WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Isiah Pacheco already letting me down in the first week of the first game as the first fantasy player. 🫠

Just finished this book and 😱😱 #lovedit

It is too bad Dodgers didn’t sweep Blue Jays yesterday 😭

Forgot about this app until I saw someone asking to verify themselves by being required to enter a credit card on Reddit??? 🫩

Forgot the name of this plant, but it’s bloomed again!

In other news, I’m so excited for this weekend!!! 🥰

Going to miss the Dodgers today even though they’ve been letting me down in new ways 😭

Getting used to not having any sort of a schedule with a baby 😵‍💫

Lakers smh

FINALLY!

OMG OHTANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another rainy day 😪☔️ My Garmin watch has a cute animation when it rains though ☺️

Reaves was on fire 🔥

Ugh this was awful to watch 😭

Oh my

Is it just me, or was the NBA All-Star game really boring? I felt bad for the players that were forced to play… 🥲

I’ve been wanting to eat healthier but don’t have the energy or brainpower to think of homemade meals every day. 😭

Wow, I just got to take a 2 hour nap after being sleep deprived for the past 2 months! 🥺 Baby has been letting me nap during the day for two days now and I’m so grateful 😂🩷

Tonight’s sky before the rainstorm hits tomorrow☔️

SOURCES: Clayton Kershaw, the longest-tenured Los Angeles Dodger, will be back for an 18th season. He is just 32 strikeouts away from being the 20th pitcher in baseball history to record 3,000. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/612...

Is it just me or does Luka Doncic seem really tired?? Lol

Broooooooo

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Congrats, Eagles! 🦅

What’s everyone eating for dinner this Super Bowl Sunday?? 🤓

Was hoping so hard for the Eagles to shut out the Chiefs lol 😮‍💨

I may have just picked my #SuperBowl team! @jalenhurts.bsky.social ~ #TakeAKnee