“I probably don’t need any TS holiday merch this year” Taylor Swift:

I cannot adequately describe the elite experience of being in your early 20s when #Red and more specifically “22” were released. #13YearsofRed later and I’m forever dancing like I’m 22 💃

Here to represent the middle child! Miami N2, you were still glorious even though you were rain free #MiamiTSTheErasTour #MiamiN2

Miami Night 1 🖤💛 You will forever live in infamy #MiamiTSTheErasTour #MiamiN1 #TSTheErasTour

Aside from a very brief 3 day shutdown in January 2018 (under Trump), this is the only time in modern history that a full government shutdown has occurred under a unified government (i.e. one party controls the presidency and both houses of congress) That’s fun

seems bad

What if, instead of trying soooo hard to hate Taylor Swift and #TLOAS...ya'll spent that energy going after the LITERAL Nazis out here hosting twitch streams and getting cabinet positions

@taylorswift13 PERSONALLY MENTIONED ME IN AN INTERVIEW #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl #Billboard200

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought this lol #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl #TSTheFateofOpheliaMusicVideo

The #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl PopUp now has cracks being shown on the wall and they’re growing…IS SHE HATCHING?!

You will never convince me that this was written by @taylorswift13 bc she would NEVER draw stars like that #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

🚨 OK so we know that her stage exit on the very last night of the Eras Tour in Vancouver, when she went through the orange door, was a nod to #TLOAS…so now, all the EXIT signs in the TLOAS promos are directing us back to Eras Tour for the documentary #tsthelifeofashowgirl

Having Ticketmaster flashbacks over here

Sooo any Swifties in the Bay Area wanna go to the TLOAS movie on Oct 3rd ? I’ve got an extra ticket for 4:30pm showing

So you’re telling me the Spice World bus scenes were just filmed on a random studio lot?!

Literally everyone on the internet right now lol 🍊

In case you were wondering, this is what Authoritarianism looks like www.nytimes.com/2025/08/29/u...

no but like WDYM I ACTUALLY GOT ONE?!?! I had fully lost hope of getting a signed vinyl but @alertsformerch.com said bet❤️❤️ #MansBestFriend #sabrinacarptener

Think I know where you belong❤️ Think I know it's with me💍

My intrusive thought: Barbie has a great day every day...Ken only has a great day if Barbie agrees to marry him

It’s a loaf story ❤️❤️❤️❤️💍

Um we got news yall…MOTHER IS ENGAGED!! 🎉🍾🥂#taylorswift  #traviskelce #engaged

*clink clink*...being this poor is art 🍾🥂 #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl #TheTinyBubblesinChampagne

Me: “There’s no way she’s ever gonna be able to top how pretty #TheShinyBugCollection vinyls are” Taylor Alison Swift: HERE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VINYL PRESSINGS YOU’VE EVER SEEN #BabyThatsShowBusiness #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

It will always and never again be August at the #TSTheErasTour 🧂💨#LATSTheErasTour #LAn4

It may be July 28, but it’ll never be July 28, 2023 in #SwiftieClara California again ✨🎆👗 #SantaClaraTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTourSantaClara #TaylorNation

Tbh this is actually better than a TS12 drop bc LOOK HOW HAPPY OUR GIRL IS

Ok so I just finished ‘Sunrise on the Reaping’ and had an epiphany (only applicable to the movies) …what if ‘Greasy Sae’ from the Hob market in Hunger Games was actually grown up Merrilee Donner 😳 #hungergames #sunriseonthereaping

Anybody else feel like they aren’t in the appropriate tax bracket for the #TSSummer2025 merch drop?

So the feds magically uncovered a decade’s worth of human trafficking evidence after suddenly opening an investigation a month ago 😳 “convenient” doesn’t even begin to describe this abcnews.go.com/amp/US/mista...

This guy gets it #RepTV

Swifties everywhere today:

yes, I realize I’m delusional… . BUT WHAT IF she chose to announce this today, so she could release the last two TVs together on the 6 yr anniversary (6/30/25) 🤡

Ok hear my out, if Taylor had waited 1 more month to share this news, it would have been exactly 6 years

ok it’s absolutely giving Gatsby

T 12 S 🤭

🚨TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT FINALLY OWNS EVERY LAST PIECE OF HER LIFE’S WORK 🚨 and none for Scooter Braun, byeeeeeee

🚨Attn anyone currently paying off student loans 🚨 If the Senate passes the so-called 'Big Beautiful Bill', your student loan payments are about to double and you'll be the hook for 5-10 yrs of extra payments. CALL YOUR SENATORS NOW

Just saying, I’m down to hit up Olive Garden after

Happy high holy day to all who celebrate

A historic 25 hours and 1 minute long filibuster in the US Senate and this dude didn’t even have the courtesy to applaud #corybooker #filibuster

Cory Booker's filibuster is on HOUR 20! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tQn...

Yes, yes it is

The fact that i'm witnessing some of the largest, well funded, and impactful law firms in the country succumb to political blackmail at the hands of the Executive Branch should be TERRIFYING to anyone paying attention

Not gonna lie, today has been all struggle

Welcome to the Gestapo state www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

# of Executive Orders signed in first 65 days by Presidential Term: Nixon I/II: 10/15 Ford: 19 Carter: 12 Reagan I/II: 15/10 Bush HW: 7 Clinton I/II: 8/7 Bush I/II: 8*/5 Obama I/II: 19/4 Trump I: 17 Biden: 37* Trump II: 107

Remember back between 2008-2014 how a significant swath of the American public took issue with Obama's purported abuse of Executive power and 'blatant federal overreach'? wonder what ever happened to those folks

"Student loans will move under the Small Business Administration...The Small Business Administration announced Thursday that it would cut 43 percent of its approximately 6,500 workers" We are so fucking cooked 🤦

I dare someone to tell me that defunding public libraries & museums is somehow justifiable www.insidehighered.com/news/governm...