Anybody can make a successful indie film. All you need is to be an infinitely famous Internet personality and have 2 million dollars laying around you don’t need.

Can someone explain this Chappell Roan dress situation? Did the literally just show her boobs to everybody?

Chill Ziggycore tunes to study/relax/punch chimken to youtu.be/YredPghvAxc

Imagine a store that decides the reduce shoplifting by arresting EVERYBODY that leaves through the front door, and then detains them for days and only releasing a fraction of the innocent people detained. In the meantime, all the shoplifters are sneaking out the back. That’s what’s happening here.

David Bowie was so innovative, he was paying tribute to Uncle Floyd before anybody else.

I would definitely call this a glow down

Must..resist…buying…blue canary nightlight

OMG I’m so excited to see you!!! *gives the most awkward hug in cinematic history*

Random guy at a desk: Hello, Garcian. Let’s play Russian Roulette. Win, and I’ll teach you how to pick up women. Lose, and you have to kill the president. Garcian: *wins* Desk guy: * would rather shoot himself than admit he doesn’t know how to pick up women*

Forgive me for not being excited about a scam holiday invented by the Coca Cola company.

I hate Christmas

It’s just my luck that I get named Team Midnite Streamer of the Week on a week I can only stream like two day. And on one of those streams my mic was muted the whole time.

I do enjoy a good prank video, but when the prankster is taking 10 minutes to set up the prank while the victim is standing just to the side with their back turned, an the camera person is whispering for them to fix some detail over and over, nobody is buying it.

A Minecraft Movie Deleted Scene youtu.be/NwRx2P3i_8k @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social

VintageBeef? More like RetroBeef, amirite?

I would be like “Look, I’ve been wearing this blindfold for ten minutes, you’ve been making idle chit chat with me while filming me, I know my wife is behind me holding a large piece of paper, can we get this over with?”

@hollywoodsteve.bsky.social So that you know, Wizard Rock is already a thing. It’s essentially indie rock but the lyrics are about Harry Potter.

Let’s be honest, if the shooter was liberal, we would be seeing screenshots of every social media post he ever made, but since he was conservative they aren’t releasing details at this time. The only thing they told us is his supposed trans girlfriend. Do the math.

Part of me wants to believe that Trump had Charlie Kirk killed so they could blame the democrats. Am I crazy?

Check out the PRIME Trophy I just unlocked 🔒🔥 It's your turn — start collecting now! prime-collector-series.myshopify.com/share/1

“In order to understand Donnie Darko, you have to first read this book that doesn’t actually exist…” Yeah, okay.

You know, I love cheese. It’s one of my favorite things. Cheeseburger: excellent Cheesy fries: heck yeah Cheese flavored frozen drink: okay, you just went too far there I’m never gonna understand how anybody thinks the pickle slush at Sonic could have been considered a good idea

@hollywoodsteve.bsky.social in case Dave never figured it out, that Michael Winslow harmonica clip was from Police Academy 4, taken from the Citizens on Patrol song

Why they always gotta be playing “Fash News” at the local McDonalds?

RIP Sly Stone youtu.be/Hlieo6mM7rk?...

@hollywoodsteve.bsky.social @jdryznar.bsky.social in case you guys are still interested, open this video and then skip ahead to 16:30 to hear the correct way to pronounce Gilberto Gil youtu.be/bMVyNUx-sak?...

Best news I heard in a while is that @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social is also a fan of Englebert Humperdinck.

@hollywoodsteve.bsky.social Is this any good?

Holy cow, we have a pope that might actually outlive Keith Richards!!!

@jdryznar.bsky.social You should try the orange Mountain Dew. It’s my personal favorite.

This skit lives rent free in my head

Lemmie guess. The new pope is gonna be some extremely old guy that’s gonna die in a few years. Call it a hunch.

I wasn’t joking

I wanna thanks Karl Jacobs for bringing us the okayest sour gummies I ever put in my mouth hole

When we getting Juan in #minecraft

I just heard someone say “shit” on #americanidol

Happy Dave Brubeck Day!!!

@lyarrah.bsky.social I took a screenshot of your mystery candy and used Google Lens and this is what I found