I can't WAIT for this book!!!! I've been hooked ever since I heard about the woman who wouldn't stop dying 🔥

Turns out, people LOVE a heist book 👀👀 #fantasybooks #romantasy

#litagents - I devourrrred this book. The lush prose, the sapphic yearning, the gripping plot. If light horror-mance is on your #mswl , this one is nooooot to be missed.

#editors - I heard heists are in 😏 If you happen to be looking for something to scratch the jewel thief itch, boy have I got just the thing 👀 #WritingCommunity #fantasybooks

HEIST NERDS RISE. Also, I wrote one if there are any #editors out there looking for something to scratch the heist itch! #writingcommunity #publishing

#editors - I heard heists are in 😏 If you happen to be looking for something to scratch the jewel thief itch, boy have I got just the thing 👀 #WritingCommunity #fantasybooks

Thank you to the Louvre heist for proving that a band of morons can in fact pull off an unbelievable robbery right under our noses Any Editors like this vibe? You'd love Lennie and her crew as they steal magical jewels with nothing more than some half-baked plans and a bad cover story #louvreheist

A manic pixie dream girl (also Dolly Parton wannabe) walks into a bank & robs it...except her straight-laced ex-boyfriend is the bank teller. Oopsie! She kidnaps him & forces him along her hare-brained escape. What could go wrong? (a pet possum) #questpit #editors talk 2 @charmstrong.bsky.social

THAT TIME I GOT DRUNK AND SAVED A DEMON x FIVE BROKEN BLADES A sticky-fingered tavern girl scoops up abandoned plans to steal jewels. With a couple of pals and a lil gumption, she could be free to travel the world. How hard could a heist really be? Boys do it. #QuestPit #A #F

Heists are in. Good thing I wrote one in a grounded fantasy setting reminiscent of a chaotic DnD campaign. #editors A Swindler's Song is on sub now ✨

THAT TIME I GOT DRUNK AND SAVED A DEMON x FIVE BROKEN BLADES A sticky-fingered tavern girl scoops up abandoned plans to steal jewels. With a couple of pals and a lil gumption, she could be free to travel the world. How hard could a heist really be? Boys do it. #QuestPit #OS

MANDALORIAN x THE GOOSE GIRL When a goose girl & a disgraced guard find an abandoned earthquake-causing baby, they hide her in plain sight, reluctantly working together to cope with their own forbidden magic & evade capture by armies that would exploit them all. #WIPPIT #F #A

THAT TIME I GOT DRUNK AND SAVED A DEMON x FIVE BROKEN BLADES A sticky-fingered tavern girl scoops up abandoned plans to steal jewels. With a couple of pals and a lil gumption, she could be free to travel the world. How hard could a heist really be? Boys do it. #QuestPit #OS

My book, pitched in GIF form: #romancewriters #booksky #writingcommunity

My beloved A Swindler's Song (projectASS) is officially on sub today!! I love these two down-bad dummies so so much ✨ #editors looking for: 💎high stakes heist 💎slow burn romance 💎sea vibes 💎found family 💎plenty of hijinks reach out to @bookfairyangus.bsky.social #writingcommunity

My beloved A Swindler's Song (projectASS) is officially on sub today!! I love these two down-bad dummies so so much ✨ #editors looking for: 💎high stakes heist 💎slow burn romance 💎sea vibes 💎found family 💎plenty of hijinks reach out to @bookfairyangus.bsky.social #writingcommunity

My beloved A Swindler's Song (projectASS) is officially on sub today!! I love these two down-bad dummies so so much ✨ #editors looking for: 💎high stakes heist 💎slow burn romance 💎sea vibes 💎found family 💎plenty of hijinks reach out to @bookfairyangus.bsky.social #writingcommunity

When town disaster & trailer park queen, Stella, robs a bank to pay for her grandmother's care, she didn't expect the teller to be her neat & tidy ex-boyfriend. Kidnapping him to save her identity, they weave through her hair-brained escape...& like, omg she's actually pulling this off? #PosterPitW

ODW x Mexican Gothic x Belladonna When Tayah Wellworth moves to Ravensford seeking a fresh start, she instead finds a cursed town, a sentient house, and a mystery that could consume her like the women who vanished before her #PosterPitQ #A #F #R #amquerying

THAT TIME I GOT DRUNK AND SAVED A DEMON x SIX OF CROWS Lennie is a sticky-fingered tavern girl who scoops up abandoned plans to steal jewels. With a couple of pals and a lil gumption, she could be free to travel the world. Editors contact @bookfairyangus.bsky.social #PosterPit #romantasy #onsub

Editors 👀 Welcome to life on Sarranac, where residents will never have a nightmare... unless they receive a flower. 🖤 Parallel Realities ✨ Sentient Garden 🖤 Lovers to Enemies ✨ Demon hunters  🖤 Forced Family ✨ Flower based magic #PosterPitOS #A #Romantasy

A sentence of mine I'm attached to from A Swinder's Song💎🌿🩵 You don’t have to accept this…me. But anything I have, I’ll give to you. You could have every piece of me if you desired. They may be splintered and shattered, but they’re yours. #WritingCommunity #onsub

Nine years of fragile truce between our clans—and my boneheaded mistake could tear it all apart. ⚔️Age-old clan feud 🧪Unique magic & world 🐉Scandinavian fairytale creatures ❤️‍🔥Steamy forbidden love 🛡️"Who did this?" 🗡️"Touch him & die" #1stLinePit #Romantasy #NA #AgentsGuide

Only the night birds provided company in my caged existence. They were my link to the outside world, a fragile tether to life beyond my warded room. They’d swoop and dive, triumphant in their freedom—something I’d never known and never would. #1stLinePit #F #R #RF #A #Q #AgentGuide #AgentsGuide

“Gran has always known my future.” Don’t Let The Forest In x Final Destination If she touches him—it Burns If he kisses her—he’ll Die Death is Coming THE TRUTH OF FEAR 🖤Tarot & Hauntings & Hexes 🖤Bi 4 Pan Cursed Love 🖤Coming of Age & Rage 🖤Feminist Horror + Romance #1stLinePit #YA #H #R #SPF #Q

Another Dreamer was dying. Perched on her tufted velvet window bench, Auriene Cadieux glared at the faint rainbow looming over the chateau grounds, her lip curling into a sneer. #1stLinePit #RF #A #OS

“𝑆𝑡𝑢𝑐𝑘-𝑢𝑝 𝑏𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ. 𝐶𝑜𝑙𝑑-ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑. 𝑇𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑑. I’ve been called a lot of names in my life, but only one stuck: flight risk. I can’t deny running from Rodney, Mississippi." 🛶MEET ME AT THE LAKE x WHERE THE CRAWDADS SING🐊 #1stLinePit #OS #editors

Reposting one of my favorite pitches for my adult romantasy from #unhingedpit today for the evening crowd! Linking the rest and my #editors guide below 🍑

#UnhingedPit #A #R #Q I'm (24F) a damn delight, but my BF’s bestie (25M) hates me. Except when Jax & I split, Remy offers a sex pact to “get me out of his system?” I agreed & we swore not to catch feelings. We could never be (vindictive ex, anyone?) but I think I love him? AITA?

No hinges. No rails. 🍑 ASS is about a bunch of queers trying their best to do crimes and failing forward through it. It's about coping with chronic illness. It's about stealing nearly as many hearts as jewels 💎 Also Kesper needs a nap #UnhingedPit #A #romantasy on sub soon

Oh, look, there are their f*cks, flying out a window 😌 #UnhingedPit #R #A #PubSoon

Tough choice. How do we know he's not a serial killer? (THE VOW X DANCING WITH THE STARS) #UnhingedPit #editors #R #WF #WIP

🌶️OCEANS ELEVEN x GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 🌶️ When your one night stand turns into (light) stalking (it's his job), and now you can't get away from her (even if you wanted to) (even if she's told you she'll have you 🔪💀'd). 🍑ASS will be on sub soon #UnhingedPit #A #F

Actual footage from An Ordinary Name In which the slow burn is slow burning, the MMC is a hot carpenter with emotional maturity, and our girl Tayah must solve a deadly mystery before she’s the next victim #UnhingedPit #a #f #r

STRANGER THINGS x THE NEVER ENDING STORY The Flower Growers world red flags 🚩 The world is gray 🚩 Flowers only grow in a magical garden 🚩 Overlords w/ a "solution" 🚩 Demon daddies 🚩 Soul snatching rainbows 🚩 "It's just a lil snek" 🚩 Napping #UnhingedPit #A #F

CONFIDENTIAL: The following notes for Nocturne Collegiate's Alyss Veylas & Bastian Nightingale were shared with me by their therapist, and the results are...rather unhinged. #UnhingedPit #YA #Q #F #CrossoverAppeal

A FISH CALLED WANDA x GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY with 🌶️🌶️🌶️ Lennie is a nobody tavern girl who scoops up abandoned plans to steal jewels. With a couple of pals and a lil gumption, she could be free to travel the world. How hard could a heist really be?! #UnhingedPit #A #F

“She ran across campus with a bag of gerbils and no pants on. He knew in that moment he was unconditionally, and irrevocably, fucked.” #UnhingedPit #R #A #W #gerbilwip

Slice of Life Isekai x A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court but East Asian and character-driven 🪭 just a reincarnated boy trying not to get exploited 🧧 he’s forced on a carriage ride to be a minister’s heir 🧮 they whisper & calculate 🏮 he just wants to eat & mate #A #Up #W #UnhingedPit

YELLOWFACE but TRADWIVES When your new book is so unhinged not one but TWO separate people tell you they had dreams it got published 💁🏼‍♀️ #unhingedpit #a #OS

AITA for following my heart? I mean it's not like I WANTED to be tossed into a demon filled upside-down reality. Our overlords lied to us about most of it anyway. Maybe those rebels are on to something after all 🤔 Signed, disillusioned demon hunter #UnhingedPit #OS #A #F

🍑ASS Recipe Dash of OCEANS ELEVEN Pinch of PRINCESS BRIDE 1 mythical healing crystal 3 chili peppers 🌶️ One each: a tavern girl w/ sticky fingers, a smuggler, a poisoner, a pirate, a teenager, and a spy Mix on high. Bring to a boil. Best served still bubbling. #UnhingedPit #F

Let me tell you the REAL pitches for this project: 🚐Van-life meets Southern Swamp Witch™️ 👫Sweet Home Alabama but make it a lil' literary 🐊Where the Crawdads Sing, but she doesn't 🪦anyone 🎨Trauma but make it quirky, actually angry, and she paints him nakey #editors talk to @charmstrong.bsky.social

Spring has sprung and what better way to celebrate than to drop my #editors guide for my HeistWIP, aka projectASS 💎🌿A Swindler's Song🌿💎 THAT TIME I GOT DRUNK AND SAVED A DEMON x SIX OF CROWS ✨on Submission s o o n ✨ #WritingCommunity

THAT TIME I GOT DRUNK AND SAVED A DEMON x SIX OF CROWS 2 bisexuals, a couple of lesbians, a pansexual, and a straight walk into a castle to steal some shit. What could go wrong? #PopUpPit #onsub #editors

I pop headphones on and go stealth mode