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Sax sex six sox sux Each vowel between s and x a different word

Reverse circumcision: graft a bunch of skin on there

Oh Stormfather... WHAT HAVE I DONE!

Me when I visit a Barnes and Noble for the first time in several years. I spent an irresponsible amount of money but I'm HYPED about it

Please examine the Tabletop Simulator supremacy oozing from this picture

Post two characters who bring you JOY

Ugly truth from a budtender: Every weed strain is a hybrid now, pure sativas and indicas haven't existed for decades. Sativa and indica are used as marketing terms, the color of the marker on that whiteboard does not impact anything whatsoever. Pro move: differentiate the terpenes.

The blockade of Venezuela is a disgusting echo of U.S. imperialism in Latin America. We were lied to about Iraq and WMDs, and an entire generation paid the price. Here we are again. We cannot let a wannabe dictator drag us into another forever war. www.axios.com/2025/12/17/t...

Mexican history fact of the day: This is a 100 peso coin from 1985. In 1993 Mexico underwent currency reform, 1,000 of the old pesos became worth one new peso. So this is like a very fancy dime.

BBQ Tofu "pulled pork" I'm so tofu pilled at this point. 2 pounds of the stuff for 5 dollar, and it has seemingly infinite applications. Everyone go buy a pound of tofu and scroll tofu recipe shorts until inspiration hits.

Amass Lizards 2

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Do y'all ever start sobbing in an overwhelming moment of realization and disbelief about how much your loved ones care about you? Just me, huh?

The new switch 2 Skyrim mouse controls are so interesting as a lefty. There is indeed a left-handed option, but it leaves you moving with an analog stick in your right hand. I can do lefty mouse right hand on WASD effortlessly, but replace a keyboard and WASD with a joystick and my brain breaks.

Damn do I wanna burn some Cadmium today.

Matt Smith and Jodie Whittaker are tied for my favorite Doctor. Jodie got a little shafted in the writing department, but she was a brilliant Doctor.

Apparently I “wasn’t welcome” because I’m “not a friend” of yours and I had “misrepresented myself” to gain access. So I’ve been banned. Rather rude to discriminate in my humble opinion.

Honey Garlic Tofu over Fried Rice, with a side of Salt Crusted Potatoes. Sometime when I cook I even blow my own mind.

The new Skyrim Switch 2 enhancements are phenomenal. The resolution bump and anti-aliasing are night and day, especially handheld. Those ugly stretched out 720 pixel edges are no more, it's stunning now.

The ending of Empire is one of the strongest endings to a movie in Cinema history. Ending on a downer to set up the finale has become a reknowned cliche in large part because of this masterpiece film. 10/10 and definitely in my top 3 Star Wars media

Religious funerals are elder abuse

That's literally what this app is

The new surveillance system

Wait did they just announce KOTOR 3???

For the good of the nation

The internet is a failed experiment and it's time to turn it off

Nick Fuentes was born to voice Toad, give up the grift bro.

It strikes me as fucked up that Mellow Vibes was allowed to patent gummies that have perforations for dosing. They should not be allowed to patent the most common sense solutions

She's just so perfect 😭

American corn uses 80x more water than all AI globally. And keep in mind only about 1% of that corn is eaten

The best part of December is that eventually it will end. We all just gotta hang in there.

I'm geeking out over this Poochyena

A rapist An asshole A Nazi A misogynist A pedophile A dumbass A prick A thief A liar A cheat An embarrassment An abuser An idiot So many words, great words, words like no one has ever seen, the best words.

Life sucks so I'm building Lego

I fucking love raw green beans

Moore's Law is the most exciting part about being a human being right now

Objectively packs are lottery scratchers, largely preying on those who don't understand how inefficient it is. Buying singles you get exactly what you're looking for instead of gambling. Everyone is allowed to make questionable choices, just don't disillusion yourself that that's what that is

If we don't get a legendary card for Olka, we riot. #LockInForLorwyn

I'm gonna tell my kids this is Sylphrena

@taylorlorenz.bsky.social is an absolute psychopath liar and the fact that she is taken seriously by *ANYONE* is a huge failing of social media. It doesn't matter what bullshit you're hocking, a carefully cultivated cult of personality will support you vehemently with their fingers in their ears

People who claim to be able to decipher 60FPS from 30 FPS using just they eyes are LYING

As a nose picker take out back I was literally knuckle deep when I read this

15 boxings, little man. Shoot that shit in my hand.

Tinnitus gang who the fuck up

I swear to God they always start watering down the Mio in Q4 to artificially inflate profit

My lawyers insist I clarify that this is not legal or financial advice.