Happy Birthday MamaFang, hope you’re having an easier time now and enjoying it wherever you are🥹🫂 🎨 by @ezrivt.bsky.social

So. to give context. I avoided a 3 car pile up yesterday on the way home from work by stopping to grab dinner. this morning. I had no water til about 1PM. Mentioned to my friend @lockefang.bsky.social. damn dragon got jokes 🤣

Later tonight, join @lockefang.bsky.social and I as we jump back into the original #Zelda... But, something's a little different. We're randomized this time! Stream Start: 8pm CDT / 2am GMT | #VTuber #PunBrigade | www.twitch.tv/AdventurerAlm

@lockefang.bsky.social got his win and money off @draculvt13.bsky.social with a rollup! Drac attacked Locke and brought him back in to continue stomping on him! However, @vernoncroween.bsky.social intervened to save him and stop Drac! Ending in Vernon making their match at VTSS a Steel Cage match!

Spent some gold on cardboard. Doing a test stream to see how rig likes new set up and figured I’d open some packaged nostalgia 🤩 …I also need staples and trade fodder for “Fang’s Finds” my fun little IRL wandering trader persona 😏 twitch.tv/lockefang

Playing spoopy game with Bunny Boy!

Our locke-smith @lockefang.bsky.social (& @vernoncroween.bsky.social supporting his savior) is looking for accounts payable to settle the $450 fee for his services rendered last show! So put him in contact with the person responsible, @draculvt13.bsky.social, in a match to settle this difference!

@vernoncroween.bsky.social got locked in a locker room last show, so we called on our resident locke-smith @lockefang.bsky.social! He got the door open, and Vernon, who was locked in that room for over a month, was overjoyed he may have gone a little overboard!

I wish the person who used super glue in these locks a very merry paper it that never heals Got them replaced but UGH took TIME to Dremel these poor things open #JobFang

a very OLD TBT photo of the VERY FIRST lock i ever picked that could go on a house If i remember correctly the picks were Southord. not my pick now but they were my first lockpicks #JobFang

At the top of the house I'll be diving into a new world w/ @adventureralm.bsky.social & @shockdahrt.bsky.social where I can unga and bunga! ...now how does one make a suitable workshop here?

Drunk Octopus is best parts caddy #JobFang

Had an interesting conversation with some agent of a “Foundation” apparently they are less than happy I got my three “blue keys” not my fault other universes are less secure with their special anomalous objects 😏

Digging into a very patient kit in my backlog, the MG RX-78-2 Gundam! Going to start it and see how much I can knock out tonight 😤 twitch.tv/lockefang

Customer states “ Lock not opening and cannot enter code” WELL THERES YOUR PROBLEM! You’re missing all the guts! 🤣 no way this lock would function like this. Sure wish I coulda been a fly on the wall when the last tech was fiddling with this (example 2nd pic I stole) #JobFang

Got some scrap and lock corpses I wanna see what I can salvage for my "AFK" organizers in the van. If you were curious what lock the inside of that door lock you use looks like feel free to come into the workshop! www.twitch.tv/lockefang

Someone got angy cause they didn’t have the key to swap the battery 😅I admire the commitment but lament the result 🤣 #JobFang

I REALLY like this set! Thanks all for joining me tonight! Cant wait to dig into my lock part hoard and see what's salvageable on "Scrapyard Saturday" Sent the shop to @megatroidvania.bsky.social

Cracking open the box and time to stream! twitch.tv/lockefang

Got my claws on the Lego Horizon Shell-Walker Sawtooth set and I wanna get that ready for hanging out with my Tallneck set! Stream at 6:30pm tonight!

Playing R.E.P.O. with friends! Towing cars should be interesting! twitch.tv/lockefang

Subpar lock on VERY custom heavy security door😔 poor door inhaled back by meh parts #JobFang

Being sick BITES!

⚫️Workbench Closed⚫️ "Those wings are cultural appropriation you know..." Thanks all for joining me tonight! I am SHOCKED that the set is just as big as the DnD set! I'm gonna go pass out now🥱See yall later!

🔴Workbench Open🔴 Wanna tackle this set and see how long it will take before I peter out. I also wanna catch up a bit!

If I didn't know better I'd SWEAR this was AI shenanigans! This is a Baldwin mortise lock case opened up. Also... that ONE THIN LOOKING WIRE IS HELL and I wish the designer a very pleasant missing house keys

“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Drop your pinning kit and you cry alone” -Ancient locksmith proverb #JobFang

Doing some cleaning before visit of alien life and decided to fix the catapult. Opted to use a Lego rod as I doubt it will snap 😤need to keep my defenses ready in case small intruders think they can mess with my cave!

Forgot I had an appointment at 6 PM. Going to have to reschedule Robo quest for another day. Hoping I can probably… Maybe figure out something this weekend.🙇‍♂️

SHOCKINGLY powerful! Highly recommend! Im gonna go try and fix it since I over tightened the tensioner😅 Big thanks to @doqmeet.bsky.social for the raid!

🔴Workshop Open🔴 found the issue! lets see how fast i can make this thing without breaking anything! How hard could it be to build a simple catapult?

Have to push stream a bit back due to rig being a brat... some days i wish i never had to update

Got to do a LOT of driving today and MAN I NEEDED IT! I still don't like canyon roads that have highway speeds and canyon road spacing 😅

🐲Weekly Schedule🔑 ...ok I THINK I remember how to do this? 2/12: Getting around to making the Kickstarter Mini Catapult! DESKTOP SIEGE WARFARE! 2/14: Getting some grump from the week out with some "brain go brr" RoboQuest!

The VoD of last night's #Payday2 stream is now up, over on YouTube! | #VTuber #PunBrigade | youtu.be/T2JoH9plao4

“Bugs in the software” standard thing that happens in programming. “Bugs in the hardware”… New fear unlocked… Did a job where I had to change keys and I opened up the lock and a bedbug and a roach crawled out… Power word: IMMOLATION

… HOW!? How in the world did a mount screw get in the body of a crash bar!? …I need some Dwarven whiskey… #JobFang

Become ungovernable #JobFang

Mornin all 🥱 got my magic bean water in me, just gotta have it take effect then I can be a problem for @lucikat.bsky.social later on Minecraft 😉

Not dead just got stuck in the backrooms for a hot minute #LiminalLocke

Anytime I see this amaZONK basic BS I wanna just immolate the person who ordered it… homeowner was NOT happy these weren’t worth ($$$$) the effort to rekey to new keys 😏At least basics is a good tag to avoid AND they condense all the “good” stuff under it!

Channeling my inner abuelita by using my dual Panchaku!

Had a lockout tonight, got in using the Covert Instruments Grav Pick… I am HAPPY I got in at all but vexed I got in as easily as I did 🤣 still fun af as a fidget toy

“I kissed a girl and I liked it~🎶 Now she wants to learn to lockpick~🎶”

Perfectionist mannerisms I notice When strategizing how long a repair would take I thought "well this looks simple enough if not just tedious. So if it takes 3 hours I can go home after this" I then added "if this takes 3 hours I'm a fucking idiot"

Ordered NICE custom wooden trains for a Christmas gift… WHY ARE THESE NICER THAN MY OLD ONES!? 😭😧

Hanging with the Kat and streaming my POV @ twitch.tv/lockefang

Customer reported of attempted break in… HOW DID THEY NOT JUST CHAINSAW THE DOOR!? #JobFang

Hoping everyone is having a good weekend holiday Leftovers dinner hitting just right

Pumpkin pie for breakfast? YES PLEASE! Thanks OneeFang!