FML it’s finally happening. My optometrist is having me try out progressive contacts. I thought seeing with astigmatism was bad enough but this shit is wild

My March reads #booksky

Ok that was a fuck ton of fun #pwhl

I am excite!

Hey so my husband for some reason thinks I have “too many” books in my to be read pile(s) and he wants me to cull them, but in reality, the limit does not exist, correct?

So glad my parents voted for fossil fuel supremacy in the 80’s so we could have Midwest thunderstorms in fucking March

I — I need so many more ways to dissociate from this reality

My February reads #booksky

5 authors I've read at least 5 books by: (Ok but these are all the authors I’ve read at least 5 books by): Tessa Dare Ali Hazelwood Julia Quinn Marie Benedict Olivia Dade Emily Henry Abby Jimenez B. K. Borison Brynn Weaver

Happy 11th Birthday, Gwen!

@tinytunney.bsky.social happy birthday! I hope you’ve had a wonderful day!

Felt like making focaccia

We’re at our usual brewery and the Mr ordered the Valentine’s drink because of course he did

Someone had to have paid him to give a shit about this, right?

Oh hey the Mr got his tattoo coverup done so now we match again

My January reads #booksky

Why the fuck did I choose to make mac and cheese for dinner tonight when it involves folding in the cheese?

😭

Now these fascist fucks are making me defend the 2nd amendment?

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy

It’s been many books since I read it but watching People We Meet on Vacation made me want to read it again and watch it again. The vibes were perfection

Really truly literally completely hating everyone who voted for all this

Happy New Year!

Of course there are fireworks going off at 10:53pm

So I’ve somehow read 201 books this year? I never thought I’d be a person who reads more than like 50 books in a year but here we are

This year is the first year in forever that I have between Christmas and new years off and I thought Sunday was yesterday?

I’ve had so many cookies but I would kill for a pie right now

Merry Christmas from Zola and her pig ear

The baking is finally done so now we can snuggle and watch A Muppet Christmas Carol

This is the weekend Trader Joe’s decides to move everything around? Cool cool cool cool cool

We successfully hosted Thanksmas! I didn’t say anything snarky to my mother-in-law’s face, actually I barely said anything to her at all. The pups were excellent hosts, happily getting pets and snacks from everyone. Now the Mr is cleaning the kitchen while I get to enjoy my reward for good behavior

Birthday drinks!

This weekend we’re hosting the Mr’s family for the annual Thanksmas thing and I really just don’t want to do any of the things

@ramblinbibliophile.bsky.social happy birthday! I hope you’re having a lovely day!

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

Planes, Trians and Automobiles is a rom-com I will not be taking questions

@callmechrissy.bsky.social happy birthday! I hope you’ve had a lovely day!

I absolutely loved Wicked For Good! It’s all I’ve ever wanted but I’m probably just a basic theater bitch

My cozy reading corner is beagle approved

Which fruit of the spirit is this one?

Last week was — not great; getting rear ended on my way to work on Friday was an exclamation point on the week (I’m ok, the Jeep maybe needs a new bumper and hopefully not much else). So I decided this weekend required a re-read of one of my absolute favorites and that was one of my better decisions

We should always celebrate the first snow of the year like this

I work in an extremely male dominated field in an extremely male dominated office and I can’t stop laughing at this

I love how the version of "abuses" we would do is all like "holy shit they'll give everyone rights."

Chessies guard what’s important to their people so Zola’s guarding my mashed potatoes

I don't want to contribute to romanticization of humble Trump voting rural men and women, but his voters can be downright decent one-on-one. A few aren't even interpersonally racist or sexist! But their ideas on politics and how the world should be are racist, sexist, and heavily influenced by lies.

I love her

And now I’m crying?

Turns out I’m in my pumpkin spice latte beer with a cinnamon sugar rim era

Everything is terrible but I just did my first run in a long time. Like it’s been so many multiple years I couldn’t even tell you the last time I went for a run. I did intervals and went slow and it felt good?