Jennifer Lauren
@jenhasgreathair.bsky.social
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Vivrant thing?
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I find it's easier to psych myself up to clean my apartment if I pretend that I am the maid judging and condemning my lifestyle as I go.
12 months ago
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Wow likely spam is in love with me
2 days ago
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do you think the people shoving a camera up my asshole will care if I shave my legs or not
3 days ago
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I really don't see the problem with regenerating Bond just get David Tennant to do it everybody is always happy to see him again
10 days ago
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Always forget the journey to the Air Canada gate at Heathrow is like an Esher painting.
14 days ago
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On plane to London flight attendant gave me some napkins whispered you have some crisps in your hair
18 days ago
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In Málaga at restaurant owned by Antonio Banderas waited forever for a table HES NOT EVEN HERE
23 days ago
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Drew you a map you got no excuses
23 days ago
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My BFF helping me get my leather pants off after the club
27 days ago
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@thehornesection.bsky.social
Asked for dairy free milk in a Spanish coffee shop and the barista recommended pea milk. I think you already know my verdict. He was delighted and I took all the credit sorry
27 days ago
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omg just found a chin hair moments before boarding an 8 hour flight how am I supposed to sleep now
29 days ago
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If I had the confidence of this person using a repeating gif as thier corporate email signature I could rule the world.
about 1 month ago
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Looking at commercial like oh that food looks good then see it's an ad for pepto bismol
about 1 month ago
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If my neighbor and I can hear each other screaming at the Jays through our open balcony doors that's kind of a date right?
about 1 month ago
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Just had to do 5 no thank yous to get fortune teller away from me the 5th was with firm eye contact now im scared she put a curse on me
about 2 months ago
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Everyone googling "Robert Redford young" and pausing on that pic with the mustache I see you
2 months ago
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Shipping Colin Farrell and Reba McEntire put it on TLC
2 months ago
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These guys are telling me I can't add Colin Firth to my Fantasy Football roster because "he doesn't play football" um hello it's a fantasy?
2 months ago
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Last night my friend's son poured the au jus for his beef dip on his side salad because he thought it was vinaigrette anyways he's off to university today good luck x
3 months ago
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The pashminas are ready
3 months ago
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TO THE WINDMILL, TO THE WALL
3 months ago
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I don't like the term middle aged, I prefer to say I'm in my Rum & Raisin era.
3 months ago
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It has my name on it but it it not all about me. Jen Pawol is the first woman to serve as home plate umpire in MLB history, and I am here for it, too.
3 months ago
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google ai results are like the debate me guy
3 months ago
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What
4 months ago
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Me looking at Mrs Doubtfire going oh I didn't know Remington Steele was in this
4 months ago
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Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry on a date is something out of Mad Libs.
4 months ago
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Worst person at the Cyndi Lauper concert is asking why only girls get to have fun.
4 months ago
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Mammogram tech remembers me from last year and that is going straight on the online dating profile.
4 months ago
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Love to see the beautiful Canadian countryside by train ❤️❤️
4 months ago
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That would have never happened at a James Blunt concert.
4 months ago
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There's no sarcastic jerk off motion emoji?
4 months ago
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More like grokkk
5 months ago
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My boobs are so sweaty I could cook ramen in my bra.
5 months ago
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Eternally struggling to spend $27 to avoid $4 in shipping
5 months ago
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house so hot I'm walking around with an ice pack wedged under my boobs is this sexy
5 months ago
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Love is Blind except the guys give foot massages instead of talking
5 months ago
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finally did my laundry and now it's underwear christmas
5 months ago
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A fool and his money are having fun leave us alone
5 months ago
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A guest wore this hat and now coworkers are all pretending they don't know what a butthole looks like
5 months ago
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Naired my legs for the first time in a month and it was exactly like Neve Campbell at the burn doctor in The Craft.
5 months ago
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reposted by
Jennifer Lauren
"Fuck, it's only Tuesday?" ~ Me, every fucking Tuesday
about 1 year ago
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Listen I just want to eat my green beans and watch my game shows
6 months ago
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So excited it's finally warm enough for sandals then man in the elevator said so you're one of those ladies that have perfect feet
6 months ago
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Can't tell if I am watching The Rehearsal or having a really weird dream?
6 months ago
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Ugh that should have been us being swept in the conference final ~
#Leafs
fans
6 months ago
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5 min late to work because it would take a strong man came on and I was needed for the backup
6 months ago
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gave myself a black eye dancing to hey mickey without a bra on
6 months ago
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Love a girthy asparagus
6 months ago
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reposted by
Jennifer Lauren
Walk into my pharmacy like Norm walking into Cheers.
about 1 year ago
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eye doctor says I have stigmata but he didn't even look at my hands??
6 months ago
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