New episode coming Monday, here's a little taste for free! #podcast #teaser #mercury7 #spacerace #jfk #seltzerkingsnetwork

Kick us a dollar to finance our rocket research and get an ad free/early episode about the Space Race! www.patreon.com/posts/ad-fre...

When I was 19, I damn well knew not to fuck 16 year olds because I would go to jail. But, I wasn't rich, so...

*record scratch* Yup, that's me, I guess you're wondering how I got here? Well, first my country descended in fascism...

Just the sort of thing a person hiding a dinosaur would say.

MY JUNGLE JUICE RECIPE!!!

5 things you can accidentally do in your pants. Number 2 will surprise you

If Jesus were real, he would kick this prick in the crotch.

It was an unpleasant business, but every four years, Grimace required a blood sacrifice, and well, nobody really much liked Brandon anyway.

Imagine if we had to follow the Constitution! Who has that kind of time?

I wracked with existential horror AND deeply entertained!

When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life.

This is who runs this account.

The other three million pages? Oh, I wouldn't worry about those, look a squirrel!

Blessed Phil Day to all who observed the Phenomena of Phil! youtu.be/YcY3FH208l8?...

Damn the man. Save the Empire! youtu.be/L65NNh6vJ_Q?...

Not just ANY podcast can compare nuclear Armageddon with a nocturnal emission. But it is where we LIVE! #podcast #teaser #seltzerkingsnetwork #atomicbombs #wetdreams

Like the guys on the movie screen.

New episode is up, and it is EXPLOSIVE content! (That pun would have worked in 1952.) We are talking about The Atomic Age, come for the atomic cars stay for live nuclear material in the toys! open.spotify.com/episode/1yNM...

Methinks the liars doth protest too much.

In a better world the shadows of his twitching feeting would stand a lesson that fascism is done.

Soooo like if gun control policy were like...my thing, now would be a fun time to propose some policies while the GOP and NRA are anti gun. Or at least make them say the quiet part out loud.

Burn this image into your memory. Because this is where they want you, on your knees to they can kill you.

This is fucking rich coming people that won't take a shit in their own home with a gun within arm's reach.

This week we are on to part two of the Boomer Triad: The Atomic Age! We talk about all things atomic in a brand new episode! #podcast #teaser #atomicage #seltzerkings

My your balls be warmed by the righteous fury of the cause! #BigDamnHero

The Zone of Uncertainty is basically just status quo for America these days. #WinterStormWarning

Kick us a buck on Patreon to finance our uranium mines! www.patreon.com/posts/ad-fre...

This fucking party is useless. Primary every fucking one of them.

Having two weeks to research and write is the dream, what the HELL was I thinking doing a weekly podcast? (New episode Monday! It will be explosive!) ⚛️

Sure, Jan.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE CHECK ON GEOCITIES!

WHOA! I mean, I CARE for you but I thought we agreed we were keeping this casual...you know taking it slow!

Not saying we have reached the mountaintop. But watching the people of Minneapolis stand up for their neighbors in face of Bull Connor mentality behavior by the Federal government is a short way on the path of the dream of MLK.

Me, watching the news these days.

My god, this changes EVERYTHING!

Respectfully, I don't give a shit about what my ancestors did. That wasn't me. My responsibility is to leave world better than my ancestors left me. A world where THEIR sins will never be acceptable again.

Yeah, I was saying this in 1990 on active duty. The Democratic Caucus is a bit late, but welcome. I guess.

Why won't he just die, just go quietly in his sleep during a sycophantic cabinet meeting or stroke out during a shitter Truth rant?

I want Spandau Prison rebuilt and him sent for ballet lessons there.

Dayum!!! 👀

The podcast is every TWO weeks now, but we are doing content to fill the emptiness of your heart! youtu.be/HXddkYVIEis?...

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I have been to Denver and I would be ok with it. youtu.be/IfsT_c-PZXg?...

If I had my little way...I would eat peaches every day.

When you learn that Whiskey Fridays aren't real.

Detectives say it will be difficult but...we gotta catch 'em all. (I will show myself out) abc7ny.com/post/pokmon-...

I've been calling him much, much worse for free.

I just don't think this is going to work like Donnie Dipshit thinks it is going to work.

Introduce yourself with five facts: 1. I'm a picker 2. I'm a grinner 3. I'm a lover 4. I'm a sinner 5. I play my music in the sun