"What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with." --Douglas Adam #towelday

This is your annual reminder that those who died in the service were young people who chugged booze and acted stupid because they were young. It is perfectly fine if you do the same! #memorialdayweekend

I am this man.

I mean mine just DOES that...

The weather is here. I wish it were beautiful. Welp. Bubba and margaritas makes it sunny in your soul.

This is a GREAT IDEA! How about an all billionaire crew! Once they lift off, we turn off all links to the ground and never hear from them again! gizmodo.com/spacex-taps-...

Well since I, like the overwhelming majority of NPR listeners/readers, am not in the Democratic Republic of Congo, pretty small.

Warren is rising from his grave, Thompson gun in hand.

There is a line in a David Eddings book where Hettar tells Silk that horses lie all the time. This makes Silk feel better about the world. (I COULD tell you which book it was, but I don't want you think I am big dweeb.)

I am on a week's staycation, a little drunk and listening to 80s Heavy Metal on my new home stereo system. I am happy. In these times, you find happiness where you can.

Well, he can soon file for Trump's Criminal Reparations Cash

It is 95 fucking degrees in the City today and my apartment is sweltering. Normally, I would just put my AC in but it going to be in the upper 50s by the weekend. This weather can just lick my sweaty taint.

Like I love that Elmo lost, but also fuck Sam Altman?

What kind of President was JFK? A horny one. New episode is up now! open.spotify.com/episode/2Dsu...

Part 2 of our JFK series drops tomorrow! From the Cuban Missile Crisis to the Presidential Penis Crisis! #podcast #teaser #jfk #fiddlefaddle

Kick us a buck for the finale of our three part on JFK, the Day in Dallas and the "theories" that came after! AND you get the REAL STORY of what happened! (Allegedly) www.patreon.com/posts/ad-fre...

Like fucking Trump knows who Thucydides is. I took Classics in college and I barely know who he is.

I absolutely hate knowing who fucking "Chud the Builder" is. If you don't, enjoy it and do NOT look it up.

The entire thread is heartwarming and affirming. All I can is "Whoop Whoop" indeed.

Kevin Smith's Deliverance

JFK's dad wanted to be President but knew that couldn't happen so he bought the office for his kid. #Allegedly #podcast #teaser #seltzerkings youtube.com/shorts/bAkUS...

#HappyMothersDay to all the Moms out there and big shout to all the Not Moms who made us dudes wrap it up and pull it out before we made the biggest mistake of our lives!

Put the chicken in the buttermilk brine loaded with hot sauce, because Mamma ain't here to cook it and I gotta do it myself.

Ask NOT what this podcast can do for you, ask what YOU can do for this podcast! Like give us ONE DOLLAR for an early listen to the episode about the horniness of JFK! www.patreon.com/posts/ad-fre...

@walsh.bsky.social This you?

Since I was a teen, I wanted long hair. In my dotage I have finally discovered the secret: Stinky Hair. Rest assured, I am less fuckable than this photo portrays

If I were the Piss Tracker I would set up a Kalshi bettin...sorry "prediction" line for certain times of the day and just rake money in hand over fist.

Connections Puzzle #1060 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟩🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟪🟩🟩🟩 Fuck you Connections, just fuck you.

What a Y/A adaptation of Lolita! Very popular with the GOP!

Why is JFK so revered? We ruin JFK with a two part series about the man and his presidency starting right about...NOW! open.spotify.com/episode/5h6v...

Tomorrow, we kick off a two-part series about JFK, the Boomer President who wasn't a Boomer! In your feeds tomorrow morning! #podcastteaser #jfk #seltzerkingsnetwork

Smithereens for your Sunday! youtu.be/OwvEYtzV23k?...

This is a REAL advertisement that Instagram placed in my feed just a few minutes ago...

Sure, where HE eats you have to show your Ariernachweis to get in.

Just the mention of lemonade forces my 80's brain into vapor lock and I have to sing audibly: youtu.be/nbGqoYvkQWA?...

"Militarily, the US had a stunning advantage in nuclear weapons, so much so that they had to invent something called a “missile gap” which shockingly was not a euphemism for vagina, to justify increasing military spending every year."

I want to go around recreating 80s NYC skyline music video but with me singing. I think I could be an influencer. youtu.be/oGpFcHTxjZs?...

Please to know I was at the forefront of a meme for a change. CHUD has been my preferred epithet for MAGA CHUDS for years now. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/m...

If I ever win the lottery I won't tell anyone, but the shot for shot remake of this video starring only me will be a sign. youtu.be/JkRKT6T0QLg?...

My new stereo freebies now have me deep in a amplifier rabbit hole. What is worse, I really WANT an EQ for the slider thingies, I LOVED the slider thingies! HELP! When I was a kid, I used to pretend they were transporter controls from Star Trek...and I will totally do that at 56 as well.

Yeah, but if Jesus were real (which he ain't) he would definitely be ashamed of Pete.

He never even called me by my name! RIP David Allen Coe.

You can still find a street score in NYC, both power up just a need a receiver.

Is it possible for BOTH of them to lose?

Can PA voters sue him for fraud?

The best indication so far the WHCD Trump shooting wasn't staged? No evidence yet of huge insider bets just before it happened on Polymarket or Kalshi :-)

All the "It was staged" folks: never attribute to conspiracy what can be adequately explained by incompetence.

I mean the guy failed, nothing heroic in that.

What a cold, wet and miserable day in NYC. I just stayed inside and got drunk. I mean, I was probably going to do that anyway, but nice to have a reason.