Just the other day I was thinking how I can't wait until we can do all this stuff with Trump to see what his problem is, and now we have a story about Hitler here being genetically fucked up as a sneak preview

Wow! It's fucking nothing, dot jpeg

There might only be one person on the planet excited about this and that person is me

I have a great gag here about [name redacted] but I don't want to die

Chase share debt with family and friends

The internets are abuzz with rumors that Valve is going shadow-drop Half-Life 3 any day now, meanwhile I'm just hoping they convert the Mac versions of Half-Life and HL2 (and Portal/Portal 2, to be greedy) to 64-bit so they run on Apple Silicon hardware since it's not like HL3 will be Day One on Mac

Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You

Absolutely distraught that my Nico/Niko jokes about working for his cousin Roman at the taxi depot after losing his job as GM of the Mavericks aren't hitting

Why, did he do something wrong

Suns thankfully laying the belt down on the Pelicans as any team should

Packers / Eagles is a true offensive struggle this evening

Brad Beal? Injured? Must be a day that ends in Y

Twilight Zone marathon all day tomorrow on Syfy! Lots of bangers in the lineup

Mark Kelly is big mad that he was linked as one of the yes votes yesterday, per this text I just got

Looks like Kim Davis is gonna have to go back to tying James Caan to the bed during a snowstorm now.

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

In addendum to my joke reply about never-ending Skyrim ports it is fucking hilarious that that game has been ported to every system known to man but I cannot purchase it for a Macintosh computer. Like, it's a bridge too far to port it there

"Men shouldn't read, they might accidentally learn something and grow as a person" is my takeaway from this image

"Todd Howard wants you to know something straight off the bat: The Elder Scrolls 6 is 'still a long way off'" I was 27 when Oblivion came out, 32 when Skyrim came out. I'm 46 now. Gonna be a valued member of AARP before Elder Scrolls VI releases probably

On the bright side this frees up Kim Davis to marry and divorce more (Gift link)

NBA Commissioner Adam Silver issued the following statement today regarding the passing of Basketball Hall of Famer Lenny Wilkens: “Lenny Wilkens represented the very best of the NBA – as a Hall of Fame player, Hall of Fame coach, and one of the game’s most respected ambassadors.

There's something deeply hilarious about how this week all the talk here is about how the Cardinals look good with Brissett and Kyler Murray needs to be traded to the Jets or some such after beating the Cowboys on Monday night. Now they are getting absolutely bodied by Seattle today

Great start to the Cards game, going immediately and permanently to the Rams/49ers game instead

Very triggered by a Russell Wilson sighting with the game on the line

Can't wait until Caleb Williams is actually good because damn he's pretty good now

Case in point

The scary part about aging is that every day I edge closer and closer to feeling like buying a new Buick would be a sound investment

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this. Stay safe!

My wife is on a trip so I am left to my own devices once the children decide to sleep, and last night I started watching Chimp Crazy, watched the first two episodes and What The Fuck

The very second I finish lunch… cat invasion

The Flamin’ Hot Grilled Cheese Burrito from Taco Bell is kind of hot but definitely not of the Flamin’ Hot category. However it was still tasty like all TB abominations

Out of curiosity I downloaded and installed DHH's Omarchy Linux distro, which admittedly looks great and seems nice to use but when I ran the update it asked me to do it bricked the OS. So that's nice.

I’ve been extremely online for the past hour and just looked up and saw the Suns were up 20, how is this possible

Today I learned there is a dedicated Wikipedia page about Trump’s aliases

One of life’s great pleasures is when the Chick fil A sauce pack opens in a clean rip

1) Please stop giving release dates and just place it on the shelves as a surprise 2) I am once again asking for a GTA 4 remaster in the meantime

Was it… Pence? Mike Pence? Am I close?

The shocking thing about this is that Big Chad is a real person and not a rejected JBL clone

Oh God. And this is the guy who fell on the ball in the end zone for a TD after the blocked punt Monday night. So sad.

Being able to stream my PS5 collection directly from a PlayStation Portal is such a game changer for that device. Was playing the Oblivion Remaster on it and it was shockingly smooth and playable!

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

It used to be that Republicans made their ground in off-years and mid-terms because the Dems didn't come out, but in the age of Trump, whose unique base does not vote for anyone *but* Trump, this has been turned on its head. TL:DR - congrats GOP, you played yourself by aligning with the guy

After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be

Irrespective of my own political beliefs, I'm a complete junkie for election nights and love digging through the data and seeing how things shake out. If this is taken away from me by power-hungry assholes I will be big mad

Midlife crisis me is battling a demon known as "wanting to perhaps move back to the town I was born and raised in", and also knowing I have a wife who doesn't really want to live in ice and snow or away from her family here. Hence, watch me pipe dream about a house I'll never actually be able to buy

The NFL app is amazing in that they provide detailed information in one push, and then do secret-handshake clickbait in another

Getting older to me means eagerly counting down the minutes until my Instacart shopper begins gathering my small but mighty Aldi order A nice little treat since it includes Cookie Dough ice cream today