Every time a Thunder game airs on TV and I hear the John Cena music playing I get very disappointed that John Cena isn't actually there

If you don't keep your car in a garage it's a good time to invest in a chastity belt for your gas tank

A seemingly-random Twitter user who sounds suspiciously like Kevin Durant is gonna have a lot to say about the Rockets after this blowout loss.

This guy right here is pretty, pretty, pretty pleased that he bought a brand new car last month that might have a gas engine, but it gets almost 40MPG which is a hell of a lot better than averaging like 20, 25MPG tops (it's also the first non-American car I've bought which was super weird for me)

Crawling out of my social media blackout hole to post how the MacBook Neo has a chance to fuck Dell, HP, Lenovo, etc straight in their assholes if they play their cards right (Just like get more goddamn games like RE Requiem please)

Last week in golf: Player infuriates TV audience and delays popular star from getting a much-needed win This week in golf: Infuriating guy wins tournament with Rory and Tiger watching on

I know it’s Elonville but there’s a Game of Thrones NBA parody site and I hate how this speaks to me

We’ve lost Tom Hagen. Also for all you Twilight Zone fans, the list of living actors again loses another name.

I know golf is conservative coded and Bsky really doesn’t have a community for it, and even less about LIV Golf (for obvious reasons), but guys. Anthony Kim. Guy had all the talent in the world but his mental health wrecked him. He vanished and nobody truly knows how bad things got for him.

As the offical app of sports, it's important for Bluesky to note that the last hour of this fucking golf tournament is infinitely better than this lame NBA All-Star game

Scottie Scheffler at every tournament:

The Phoenix Suns and the 4th quarter continue to be incompatible

Good thing the Phoenix Open final round was good otherwise today’s a pretty shitty sports day so far

I can’t believe the NFL is going forward with the Super Bowl right now given the Phoenix Open is still in the middle of a riveting playoff

Things Bluesky won't care about: I have been mad busy at a new job I did not expect and got headhunted for a year into my most recent job. Things Bluesky will skin me alive for: It's under the News Corp umbrella (it's not any of the news outlets, thank Murdoch)

Coming up on 10 years of marriage next month, so now you guys get to see this silly photo from my wedding day for a while as my profile pic

First World Problems: I finally sucked it up and traded in my 2015 Ford for a 2026 Nissan and in the process I forgot to take out the nice leather glovebox organizer I kept the manual, registration, insurance, etc. in. No problem I say, I will try to find it again on Amazon. OOS. Pain.

Now that I’ve had time to digest today’s Royal Rumble here my review: Go watch the 1992 Rumble again instead. Hell even ‘93 or *shivers* 95 are better time wasters

Because of my grandfather working for Illinois Bell, our home number was 888-1122 If I were to forget *that* I would have bigger problems

WHAT’S ALLEN JONES DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE??? (Yes I know it doesn’t work)

The one thing I can say after all these insane revelations today: Jeff "Banned From Xbox Live" Epstein did not kill himself

Suns backups sure need some seasoning against pressure defense At least they won

Suns up 25 with 6 minutes left and all I can imagine is them blowing it because I have seen it before

I don’t think the Suns can compete for the title but damn if they aren’t one of the most entertaining Suns teams I have ever seen

If the Suns can win this game and take back-to-back wins over two quality Eastern Conference teams it will go a long way to show that the... well that the East is still Least

The whole Epstein thing is awful and everyone involved are stains on our species but I cannot lie that I laughed super hard at this I can only hope that this asshole got taken for a ride by some dudes claiming they were girls as it was back in the day

There’s a new Dillon Brooks performance that’s supposed to be nuts

I couldn’t stand this guy before but seeing him every night, he is the glue of this team

The Suns beating up on the #1 seed in the East without Booker or Green is absolutely batshit

I have never been more desired than I am now because I simply asked a car dealer if a vehicle I saw on their website is still available

@mims.bsky.social has given me the gift of a nice book to read during my lunch hour in an attempt to remind the world that AI is more than slop and creepy Elon Musk stuff, but I repeat myself

Brooks Koepka wants to return to PGA Tour (laudatory) Patrick Reed wants to return to PGA Tour (derogatory)

Try a couple decades of shitty emails ranging from simple insults all the way up to death threats from idiot fanboys who can't handle you giving a game "only" 8/10 and see which one puts more calluses on your soul, dummy. You'd fold in six months or less.

*sees Suns injury report*

At least Dibiase Jr. got famous for something other than being a shitty wrestler

I have a used Xbox 360 E coming in the mail today and this is probably the most exciting thing that's going on for me this week

Ann Blyth is still alive at 97, so it's possible this was one of the documentary episodes of the Zone

Oh rooting against a team from the Solidly Democratic Northeast? Bluesky again showing their geographical bias

Coulda had a repeat of XX, a new Super Bowl Shuffle, but nooooo we have to re-litigate the Malcolm Butler Game

Honkin' on Bobo

Patriots go back to the Super Bowl and first time we see Tom Brady he’s got a Joker grin

Belichick probably tossing Trump’s reserves of condiments all over Jordon Hudson’s home as we speak

Somehow, the Patriots returned

Wild to hear a Megadeth cover of a Metallica song but musically? Really good. But man, Mustaine's voice is absolutely shot. No wonder this is their last hurrah

A dark irony for me is that for years I dreamed of Rock Band getting lots of Metallica content and I finally got it, but have to play Festival mode in goddamn Fortnite to get it, and also pay $5 a song to keep permanent access and not have to wait for rotations of songs

Devin nooooooooooooo

Carrot is not happy about the rain here tonight

Every time I come across a video of some moron with a baby chimpanzee in their home I have to fight the urge to ask if they killed the mother and their entire adult family to get at the baby or did they hire someone else to do it for them

Watching the Xbox direct thing and Forza Horizon 6 has touge racing so this will be the best one yet by far

Kids are sick and took the day off for them and sure why not play the Xbox version of the Final Fantasy VII remake Game still looks great