I made a post with a stupid typo and then followed up with a post dragging myself for the typo. Then someone came in and yelled at me for being mean to the person who made the typo. Which as I said, was me. I was being mean to myself.

They’re still the first two but now they’re just chaos monkeys politically

I’m pretty sure the Liz Truss head of lettuce lasted longer than the Switch 2 battery does

Playing Mario Kart World with my kids and as Megadeth once said, take no prisoners I’m not a let them win dad, I’m a they will earn it through fiery trials dad

Fuck

Seeing a lot of Avatar discourse on the timeline, and this is when I puff out my chest and say I have never seen any of the movies and hope that I will forever keep this streak unblemished The only Avatar I recognize is Al Snow

The way this Suns game ended tonight, tomorrow’s game is going to be quite heated

My son got these for Christmas and their default state has a certain imagery, but once I saw past that all I could think about was how they looked like the old broken avatars in Game Room for Xbox 360 Not sure what that says about me other than I still think about Game Room a lot

Spent some Christmas money on one of these if you’re asking how my midlife crisis is going

The Thunder better hope they don't see the Spurs in the playoffs because it sure seems like they have their number

May we never forget that 23 years ago on Christmas Day, ABC’s holiday gift to NBA fans was the Floor Cam—quite easily the worst vantage point possible for watching basketball.

Today includes 5 NBA games, 3 NFL games, and one Twilight Zone marathon celebrating Rod Serling's birthday. I don't have enough televisions for this

#MerryChristmas to all & happy 101st birthday to the man himself Rod Serling! #TwilightZone #Zoners #ZoneSky @rodserlingmemfndtn.bsky.social @anneserling.bsky.social

As an adult the most exciting thing about Christmas this morning was getting paid today instead of the usual Friday as a little treat Also my kids are still asleep at 7am which is a Christmas miracle

Santa is coming down the chimney soon... but first, he's coming down the lane! 🎁

The only winning move in White Elephant is to not play and just take your own item and sit on it

Very sad news and this has an Arizona twist I did not know about - he has done Toyota commercials for years and years and assumed they were national but they were apparently done for the Phoenix area. When his obituaries didn't mention them I was very confused! As you might expect, they were great

Nothing to see here, just a clone of FDR in Starfield

It's truly amazing that someone who started up a blog called "The Free Press", unironically, covered up a story, then found out what a "the free press" is actually about when it went public anyway

So, Mafia: The Old Country. What a great game so far. On vacation the rest of the year and have been glued to it all afternoon. Some of the story beats are predictable so far but I still eagerly await what craziness will unfold before the game ends

I have not seen this until now and wow I want to sell all my games and consoles and vanish into Amish territory forever now

"You can't clean me"

DOINK

The king in the NFC North.

I was dead tired and ready for bed after the Suns shit it on their last possession but the Chicago Bears have once again given me life

Seth Rollins is a man who loves football this week 🤣

Absolutely now the best quarterback in Bears history to wear #18 Sorry Chicago legend Mike Tomczak

Holy shit Bears

It's unforunate / lucky that Draymond got ejected because Dillion Brooks probably would have been out for revenge for Gillespie

Phoenix Suns legend Jared Dudley out here coaching Denver now

Buy physical games they said MGS3 was $25 at my Best Buy and did curbside pickup and of course they picked a brutal copy to give me, not that Xbox cases aren’t normally flimsy At least the Mafia box doesn’t look like it got ran over by a bus

Alabama getting boat raced by Oklahoma so far just shows that they should never have been allowed in the CFP, but they are the One Special Boy of college football so they get a pat on the head and a spot that [team name redacted] should have gotten

Taco Bell bringing back the Quesarito is proof nature is healing

I have an Xbox Series X console that is more or less a far more powerful Xbox One with a similar OS but here I am seeing if I could get an Xbox One S because it's really nice looking and I always wanted to upgrade my original monster Xbone and never did

Jeff has been my spirit animal for almost my entire adult life and this clip is why, in a very distilled format. Also Fuck/RIP Ryan Davis who would have pissed himself laughing if he was involved in this

Watching this pregame show on NBA TV and the only way I can describe Robin Lopez is "Geico Caveman, just as a very tall hipster"

Everyone's picking on the Xbox because nobody wants one anymore so watch me confess something I liked Starfield

Forza for Series X is actually a pretty good game but, much to my chagrin, racing video games are dying out quickly unless they're Mario Kart, Gran Turismo, or, ironically, Forza Horizon Also I'm assuming this game will not get ported to PS5 now if it's glorified abandonware

*record scratch* “Yeah, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation”

I did not realize The Medium plays like the old pre-rendered / tank controlling Resident Evil games but I am here for it

Shocking news, an obscenely rich asshole not paying his bills, wonder who he learned that from

Irrational software design things that bother me, volume one: The Steam app on Mac does not have the rounded edges of most other apps. The pointiness if it just doesn't fit the aesthetic What is wrong with me

I have not written anything in a while on my blog but I had many thoughts about John Cena's Last Match and the John Cena Retirement Tour. Some of which I have shared already in replies and posts here but wanted to expand and expand I did and wrote over 2000 words so have fun

I truly believe you could post a simple statement about the current temperature in your neighborhood and within 10 minutes someone will be accusing you of kidnapping the Lindbergh baby

I am not going back to twitter because nobody there knows who the fuck I am and I'd like to keep it that way

My hometown team wants to steal the best pitcher from my current town team and this is creating a conflict that is hard to describe but lol at this story (please stay with Arizona)

Feverishly working on this

"please come back to twitter"