27 year old me, trying to be cool: Why would I ever live in Sun City, that's for the olds 47 year old me, enthralled at owning a golf cart and driving it to play at one of the many golf courses in Sun City once I'm 55: FUCK

Also tonight reminds me I’m still mad the Suns traded Camara away in the Ayton trade and all we got was mutant Jon Rahm and that guy fucking sucked

It’s an inconvenient reality but the Suns were much better before Jalen Green got healthy

Haven’t been this interested in the Charlotte Hornets since everyone wore their Starter jackets in 1992

Glad to see the Chicago Reinsdorfs showed up for this evening’s National Basketball Association contest with the New York Knickerbockers

Is there a name for a brain disorder where you retain new memories but seem to consistently erase older memories? Because Langoliers’ Disease is right there (My mom has this)

Hey Bsky if you liked the Fog Bowl, they're airing the sequel on Netflix right now!

@merdyworld79.bsky.social Happy birthday, welcome to the 47 club! 🤣

Really don't like what NBA TV with the halftime show mostly because I miss my mom getting very conufsed telling Grant Hill and Steve Smith apart (she's not racist, promise, just 81 and easily confused)

I am not a “laugh at America for losing” kind of Bluesky user but let me tell you what I’m still mad the Diamondbacks traded Geno Suarez and tonight is a good reason why

Why does Leo DiCaprio look like a de-aged Vince McMahon during his train villian mustache phase

Clearly if your last name is Jordan you gotta name your sons Michael, seems to be a correlation between that and success in their given fields

I know the Oscars are on but the Warriors/Knicks are getting a banger in currently on the 'Cock network

It just dawned on me that if they did this character today he would be the Billion Dollar Man

You underestimate Devin Booker at your own peril

What the fuck is this shit

Every time a Thunder game airs on TV and I hear the John Cena music playing I get very disappointed that John Cena isn't actually there

If you don't keep your car in a garage it's a good time to invest in a chastity belt for your gas tank

A seemingly-random Twitter user who sounds suspiciously like Kevin Durant is gonna have a lot to say about the Rockets after this blowout loss.

This guy right here is pretty, pretty, pretty pleased that he bought a brand new car last month that might have a gas engine, but it gets almost 40MPG which is a hell of a lot better than averaging like 20, 25MPG tops (it's also the first non-American car I've bought which was super weird for me)

Crawling out of my social media blackout hole to post how the MacBook Neo has a chance to fuck Dell, HP, Lenovo, etc straight in their assholes if they play their cards right (Just like get more goddamn games like RE Requiem please)

Last week in golf: Player infuriates TV audience and delays popular star from getting a much-needed win This week in golf: Infuriating guy wins tournament with Rory and Tiger watching on

I know it’s Elonville but there’s a Game of Thrones NBA parody site and I hate how this speaks to me

We’ve lost Tom Hagen. Also for all you Twilight Zone fans, the list of living actors again loses another name.

I know golf is conservative coded and Bsky really doesn’t have a community for it, and even less about LIV Golf (for obvious reasons), but guys. Anthony Kim. Guy had all the talent in the world but his mental health wrecked him. He vanished and nobody truly knows how bad things got for him.

As the offical app of sports, it's important for Bluesky to note that the last hour of this fucking golf tournament is infinitely better than this lame NBA All-Star game

Scottie Scheffler at every tournament:

The Phoenix Suns and the 4th quarter continue to be incompatible

Good thing the Phoenix Open final round was good otherwise today’s a pretty shitty sports day so far

I can’t believe the NFL is going forward with the Super Bowl right now given the Phoenix Open is still in the middle of a riveting playoff

Things Bluesky won't care about: I have been mad busy at a new job I did not expect and got headhunted for a year into my most recent job. Things Bluesky will skin me alive for: It's under the News Corp umbrella (it's not any of the news outlets, thank Murdoch)

Coming up on 10 years of marriage next month, so now you guys get to see this silly photo from my wedding day for a while as my profile pic

First World Problems: I finally sucked it up and traded in my 2015 Ford for a 2026 Nissan and in the process I forgot to take out the nice leather glovebox organizer I kept the manual, registration, insurance, etc. in. No problem I say, I will try to find it again on Amazon. OOS. Pain.

Now that I’ve had time to digest today’s Royal Rumble here my review: Go watch the 1992 Rumble again instead. Hell even ‘93 or *shivers* 95 are better time wasters

Because of my grandfather working for Illinois Bell, our home number was 888-1122 If I were to forget *that* I would have bigger problems

WHAT’S ALLEN JONES DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE??? (Yes I know it doesn’t work)

The one thing I can say after all these insane revelations today: Jeff "Banned From Xbox Live" Epstein did not kill himself

Suns backups sure need some seasoning against pressure defense At least they won

Suns up 25 with 6 minutes left and all I can imagine is them blowing it because I have seen it before

I don’t think the Suns can compete for the title but damn if they aren’t one of the most entertaining Suns teams I have ever seen

If the Suns can win this game and take back-to-back wins over two quality Eastern Conference teams it will go a long way to show that the... well that the East is still Least

The whole Epstein thing is awful and everyone involved are stains on our species but I cannot lie that I laughed super hard at this I can only hope that this asshole got taken for a ride by some dudes claiming they were girls as it was back in the day

There’s a new Dillon Brooks performance that’s supposed to be nuts

I couldn’t stand this guy before but seeing him every night, he is the glue of this team

The Suns beating up on the #1 seed in the East without Booker or Green is absolutely batshit

I have never been more desired than I am now because I simply asked a car dealer if a vehicle I saw on their website is still available

@mims.bsky.social has given me the gift of a nice book to read during my lunch hour in an attempt to remind the world that AI is more than slop and creepy Elon Musk stuff, but I repeat myself

Brooks Koepka wants to return to PGA Tour (laudatory) Patrick Reed wants to return to PGA Tour (derogatory)

Try a couple decades of shitty emails ranging from simple insults all the way up to death threats from idiot fanboys who can't handle you giving a game "only" 8/10 and see which one puts more calluses on your soul, dummy. You'd fold in six months or less.

*sees Suns injury report*