today i learned that "i wish ____ would kill themselves" is not an especially normal or accepted way to talk about stuff i like

Bleh. Monday. This is what Affirmation Coyote feels about Monday. But lets get on with it.

Please join Affirmation Coyote in celebrating National Dessert Day. Don't overdue it.

looking all pretty on your knees is sexy and you should do it more often

Please join Affirmation Coyote in celebrating National Public Lands Day.

this is the truth

whenever i need joy i know i can find it in a fat woman

i love being giggly and joyous its so fun and then i dont remember what happened

Nothing like a big wolf smile to start your Friday morning.😁🐺 #TGIF

i love my ibuprofen :3

there is nothing better than yurified puppyfied freak fanart

there is joy in life and its called my stomach is full my body is clean and my loved ones love me back

new pfp :3 i love partner by @nessiemooo.bsky.social (my favorite artist ever raaahhhhh!!!!!!)

Coyote

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she's a hungry girl

based of real life ari's food...

Be careful, there is a new scam going around. If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.

It is National Relaxation Day! Perhaps the person who created this day has retired, or does not work on Friday. For those must toil today, do what you must and celebrate Relaxation Day tomorrow!

Affirmation Coyote is pleased to announce that it is National Lazy Day. You know what not to do.

Please celebrate National Book Lovers Day with Affirmation Coyote.

You got through Monday. Tuesday will seem harder, but you'll bash through it unharmed. Affirmation Coyote knows this.

ozzy osbourne dead :(

Anxiety Wolf

Coyotes don't give up and neither should you.

my autistic rizz but instead of infodumping about a cute topic its me ugly crying because i have been feeling and hearing everything possible for the past hour and a half.

the yummiest thing ive had all day and its lukewarm brown slop while watching blood and meat and bones on the tv

i love hypoglymceia

just woke up from a dream where i was an even bigger disappointment than usual but at least i woke up to pretty hair

i love napping during the day because what do yoi mean its been ten minutes. i closed my eyes like five seconds ago.

masculinity is called i smell and am drenched with sweat, i have cuts on my hands and legs, and my stomach is happily full. thank you for coming to my ted talk

everything is better with gay people. i see straight people on screen and go "oh well... as long as they love each other". i see lesbians on screen and start squealing.

i love it when fics have "graphic depictions of violence" tagged and then the gore and violence IS actually graphic and gross and it makes me genuinely nauseous i think it's so fun

mmmm my headache 🤤😋

sorry for calling the friend group your harem. it's just that you call everyone your husband and/or wife, and that you're very horny and unashamed about it. mb

*to no one in particular. at least no one that will see this* see, i liked you, i really did. but then you called a picture of a fat woman literally existing in joy and whimsy "sexual". so... uh...

hey for pride month can someone be nice to a queer person and gift me a knife? specifically in me. my chest, my abdomen, my throat, etc. whichever important area is your favorite. thank youu

i like listening to music and then looking back at my music listening history; because yuo can really tell where i started feeling bad (angry) by the very sudden change from musicals to screaming metal

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i accidentally got myself onto bpd tumblr help mw

first thought out of an exam is "ouhh i need to read a whump sickfic to recover from this"

wow i feel like actual shit... time to stare even more at my phone and continue to not drink water. what a good idea. surely i'll feel better afterwards...

non binary in the way both toxic yaoi and toxic yuri

hamlet from hamlet is a massive fucking homo. get this thing off my page and off my screen, and get him into bed with horatio. ophelia deserves better. thank you for coming to my ted talk. it took months to prepare.

ohhh my god i love fat women <3

god i wish i had adhd meds

oh to be a june bug flinging myself senselessly at the bright window at the dead of night. keep falling... keep getting back up...

overstimulated, overstressed, and overly suicidal? dye your fucking hair! (optional: and stab your parents)

have lots of free time take big long nap not have a lot of free time