christmas villages are just warhammer for normies

No stream today as we’re spending time with family! No Friday or Sunday streams as well. Thursday’s Breakfast Stream is likely to happen at a completely different time since it’s Christmas Day — if you’re not already following on Twitch, I’d recommend it to know when we go live.

If you ordered a painting from my dad, you should be receiving it real soon! For anyone else, there’s 3 left on the site, the last batch for this year. Should still be time to receive it by Christmas if you pick one up in the next few days. 🖼️ stevepaintedthis.com

Typical life cycle of an avocado: HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD ˢᵒᶠᵗ RUINED

what an honor, and we only did one episode we just have so much… *checks notes* …cultural impact. yeah, that.

The final Patreon video of 2025 is a big one! New games we plan to play in 2026 (patrons can suggest games, too)! PLUS there's a few absolutely bonkers house updates that you'll learn here before anywhere else. Thank you for your continued support! ❤️ www.patreon.com/posts/patreo...

Pretty sure our community runs the best polls on Twitch

Every time a child says “6 7” a juggler drops a ball

“I ruined a lot of toasters.“ - Mom

December 2nd...

October was a wild month, containing both Extra Life 2025 and a Japan trip — in fact, Mal is still there! Let's talk about how things have been going and what's next on the horizon. ❤️ www.patreon.com/posts/patreo...

Everybody is excited to get the rest area hot chocolate until they realize it’s dispensed without a lid, forcing you to sit there and drink it immediately to avoid spilling it all over yourself in the car Hi it’s me, I’m everybody

Japan out here living in the future, they already got the Switch 3

I’ve been collecting the Japan-exclusive GCN titles, but I’m curious if there’s any Japan-exclusive (or non-NA) Switch titles that have English on the cart I should consider. We already have FFX/X-2, Ghost Trick, Baten Kaitos, Klonoa, Okami, and Phoenix Wright. Any others?

My Daily Guide to a Great Vacation: ☕️ 8 AM: Breakfast 🍩 9 AM: 1st Dessert 🍔 12 PM: Lunch 🍦 1 PM: 2nd Dessert 🍜 6 PM: Dinner 🍰 7 PM: 3rd Dessert 🍟 10 PM: Snack 🍪 11 PM: 4th Dessert

Me at home: “what did I eat for breakfast??” Me in Japan: “I remember everything about this store I visited in 2016”

In August we had nearly closed on a house when we suddenly backed out and ran far, far away. The story is here, and it’s even more insane than you’re expecting. youtu.be/cN1SHz7mWi4

Playing the McDonald’s Monopoly game as a kid: “I hope I win a big prize!” as an adult: “please god, let it be a cheeseburger”

📦EXTRA LIFE 2025📦 #GeorgExtraLife #CronchArt

EXTRA LIFE 2025 IS LIVE! Your donations to our children’s hospital forces us to play anything from the N64, GCN, Wii, or Wii U libraries. Or put your donations toward the roulette to let chaos unfold! (Spread the word!) 🔴 twitch.tv/stephengeorg

Looks like Nintendo sent over a box of goodies for tonight’s stream! What’s inside? Find out at 8pm ET on Twitch! ➡️ twitch.tv/stephengeorg

No stream today (Bananza). It’s a long story but we can talk about it at Thursday’s Breakfast Stream. Tuesday was… a day. 🥴

but I thought pelcan Mouth perfect size for put baby in to nap??? @tomfawkes.com

It’s the last stream in this house! Let’s say goodbye to Mario (and this place) before we move. 🔴 twitch.tv/stephengeorg

Being asked to move made August a rollercoaster. It seems September will be a rollercoaster too — but at least we're expecting it this time! ❤️ www.patreon.com/posts/patreo...

Nintendo sent over a copy of the #NintendoSwitch2 edition of #KirbyAndTheForgottenLand so Mal and I are gonna take a look! Join us live, now~ 🔴 twitch.tv/stephengeorg

We’re moving, but we’re giving the game library one last hurrah before we go. Join me Saturday (& probably Sunday) at 10am ET for a Subathon! Every 30+ minutes the audience votes for 1 of 5 random games. Bits & subs extend stream length. See you there! ➡️ twitch.tv/stephengeorg

Curse words? In my StephenPlays stream? youtu.be/s7oQBB2131M @stephenge.org @malmakes.bsky.social #StephenPlays #CronchArt

So last night was watching @stephenge.org and there was a "mystery 3 Purple coin" case, so when teleporting Stephen and members of chat SAW 3 purple coins on the bottom of the pyramid (clip in below post) but I noticed the coins aren't even centered? I feel like they would be if they WERE there. 1/5

August is going to be... something. The biggest Patreon video of the year is out. Hold on tight. ❤️ www.patreon.com/posts/135524...

Back to Mario Odyssey, tonight at 8pm ET! ➡️ twitch.tv/stephengeorg

yes, that’s the stuff, jab it right into my veins

Sunday Morning Kong! 🔴 twitch.tv/stephengeorg

TONIGHT AT 8PM ET Mario Kart World online races! I'll be racing against viewers all evening on Twitch. ➡️ twitch.tv/stephengeorg

Ooooh, BANANA Nintendo sent over a copy of #DonkeyKongBananza so that’s what Mal and I are playing tonight! Join us at 8:00pm ET on Twitch! 🍌 twitch.tv/stephengeorg

If you're a TTRPG fan (and don't mind digital books), there's a pretty crazy HumbleBundle happening right now with over 50 titles included! #ad Avatar, Cyberpunk, Warhammer, Doctor Who, The Witcher, Power Rangers, and a ton of others: 📚 humblebundleinc.sjv.io/Z6enyz

Had a dream that Keita Takahashi announced he’d be directing a game based on the Danish cartoon John Dillermand

We’re only about 20 subs away from hitting 10,000 on the VOD channel! (Also holy cow we’ve done a lot of streams) 📼 youtube.com/stephenvod

Mal and I were struggling with the volleyball mini-game in Clair Obscure: Expedition 33, then read online that the hit window was tied to the game’s frame rate. Dropped it from 120 to 30 and beat it on the first try. Video games, man.

there’s an alternate timeline where Junior Senior never broke up and world peace was achieved in the mid-2010s

Who's visiting, what projects are upcoming, and where are we headed later this year? All this and more in this month's Patreon video! ❤️ www.patreon.com/posts/patreo...

Stop touching grass and turn on your screens — Mal and I are back for more Mario Odyssey tonight at 8pm ET… now on the Switch 2! 🔴 twitch.tv/stephengeorg

Excellent find at the game store today! I don’t have many of these things but I’m always keeping my eyes peeled 👀 #gamecollection #gamecube

Mal got up early to do a bike ride and just texted me “there’s another snake poop in the garage” Guess I’m gonna have to install that “No Snakes Allowed” sign. 🐍💩

Finishing off the Knockout Tour with Mal! 🔴 twitch.tv/stephengeorg

The epic battle of husband vs wife continues now. Who will be crowned the Mario Kart World champion? (And can you accurately predict it?) 🔴 twitch.tv/stephengeorg

Mal and I continue our Mario Kart feud, tonight on the Nintendo Switch 2! GET READY TO BET YOUR CUPS 8pm ET ➡️ twitch.tv/stephengeorg

30 years! Happy birthday, EarthBound. #earthbound

Remember when my Switch 2 preorder with Target went *too* easy? Well, with us wanting to stream Mario Kart on Friday, but the shipping estimate still being June 11, I am now in line to buy one. …at Target. I knew that preorder was too good to be true :V

I’m returning to the Metroid series… with Prime Remastered! 🔴 twitch.tv/stephengeorg