It’s been a while! @picklepen.bsky.social

If you start “experimenting with AI imagery” as an artist it is an immediate unfollow

Not Jane Goodall! 😢

It’s my birthday. You know what to do!

Call me old-fashioned but maybe wait to tell me you’re a “submissive bottom pleaser,” until we actually have our first date and not one of the first things you tell me over Hinge…

Of course a lymph node in my neck starts swelling a week before my birthday 😒

It’s me! 😍

Every spooky season I want to do a fun themed drawing but I always wait too long. So what should I do for a Halloween themed drawing???

Someone just asked me if I’d be into dad/son role play… where I’d be the dad… someone come kill me please

If you’re in Chicago for Market Days, let me know! 😍

Made an alt… let’s see how long it lasts 😆

Good. Glad she was sent home. Byeeeee 👋🏻

Happy #FCF

Had such a great time drawing Ryan (rye_bread27 on insta)! Enjoy! #gayart #queerart

Basically the only picture I took during Pride weekend

Why give someone your number if you are just going to immediately ignore them??? 🙄

The very fashionable intern said she loves my fit today… what a great way to start my day 🥰

The number of people working from the pool right now is amazing

🥰🥰🥰

Blacked out Sunday and apparently made out with a bunch of people… don’t remember a thing… so if you saw me… no you didn’t…

Of course I hit it off with a guy who is moving 3 hours away within the next month 😒

Finally moved all of my stuff to Chicago! Can’t wait to hang all the artwork I’ve been missing for a year and a half!

Nothing better than a massage with @seamalemassage.bsky.social 💆🏻‍♂️

Of course when I’m in Seattle the weather gets shitty again

It’s really funny being back in the Midwest and nudity being a big ordeal… I miss my nude beaches 😭

You know how I know that your only personality trait is having a ripped body? When you take your shirt off in 47 degree weather for a photo and then immediately put it back on

Where my Chicago gays at? #chicago #gay #lgbtq #repost

Could you imagine if a Democrat VP went to see the pope and he died?!? The Maga cult would be absolutely losing their shit…

Someone in the class I was facilitating today asked if anyone has ever told me I look like Ryan Reynolds… no, but I will take that compliment to my grave and don’t care what anyone else says 😆

I fear I may possibly be catching the feels…

A new sketch for you all! Enjoy!

This song comes on and suddenly I’m blackout playing beer pong in a basement with a four loko in my hand

Nothing more entertaining than a bunch of gays in a karaoke room trying to sing pop songs way out of their vocal ranges. Ma’am you are a baritone, please stop.

Now I remember why I don’t go in the office on Mondays 😒

Love a good thunderstorm. PNW majorly misses out on them

Worked out and then went to naked yoga. It was fun but I am exhausted

Nice days like today make me miss the nude beaches in Seattle 😫

✨✨✨Ok girlies, I need help manifesting switching roles in my org so I can get a better title and better pay!🙏🏼💰✨✨✨

My hidden photo album is more drawing references than my own nudes

Too late for a humpday post? 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

My love language is seeing my friends succeed and do amazing things 🥹

Not me going to my boss to tell him that we need to switch up my role after being here for only 3 months…

I’m too ADHD to have a stream of consciousness on here. Half of it wouldn’t make sense and all of it would not be interesting…

San Diego vacation boyfriend acquired

The gym locker room at work is becoming my favorite place to take thirst traps

How’s your day starting?…. Oh, how’s mine? Oh ya know, got into the office and the first thing I did was spill yogurt on the crotch of my black jeans…

Another day without a long lost rich relative leaving me their entire inheritance 😞