Castle Town Boring AF (Pulling out her phone) (This plays as loudly as possible)

I Don't LOL

// this fucking line kills me. look at this beautiful blushy boy

* Kris Don't Hit The Cars! * Haha Okay Actually Hit All The Cars

// queen vc phoebe buffay

Haha Okay Actually Hit All The Cogs

// dunno if i should go with this height or just fuck around

You Don't Think That This Would Be In The Same Realm As Beethoven's 5th Symphony? ( oversized speakers start playing the monster mash )

// i gotta get an actual pinned set up. But idk what to use for the gif. Lol

Everybody Must Get Skrunk

// even she was weirded tf out

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So Like

Hi Queen 8 Feet 8 Inches I Am Locally Based SAG Eligible And I Will Not Shave

temp pin.