NOW #LindseyGraham can say he just had a long conversation with #MitchMcConnell without lying.

A bit of an identity crisis on Vancouver Island. (Yes, I did give them water).

Only dum people don’t know that.

This is important.

Uh-oh! Hands off!!!

So...potentially Ebola-exposed passengers cannot come into the US, but are peachy fine to come into Canada?! www.cbc.ca/news/world/a...

Ummm…somehow I don’t think this is going to keep the Russians away🤔. It’s about the size of a VW Beetle!

Scary!!!

I CANNOT be trusted with a bag of condensed milk like that!

We’re living in the most bizarre timeline.

DJT: Bang bang! You're dead! Iran: No we're not, you missed us! DJT: No, I hit you. You're dead! Iran: Am not! DJT: Is too! Iran: Am not! DJT: Is too! I said bang bang. Lie down and die!

"If you are unvaccinated, never use correct grammar or spelling. If you use correct grammar and spelling, people may think you have a functioning brain and ask you to do thinky things."

"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.

While I, like millions of others, am eager to read the #BigBeautifulObituary, I also want a certain malicious mango to be alive to see everything he think he achieved, demolished and dismantled.

While I’m thrilled that David Eby is canceling the twice a year clock-changing shenanigans, I would have much preferred permanent Standard Time to permanent Daylight Savings Time. No more “fall back.”😭 #DaylightSavings #TimeChange.

Can't understand why MAGAts are so upset about #BadBunny singling in a language brought to the Americas by white, European colonists🤔.

Devastated to learn of the tragic school shooting in #TumblerRidge. Having worked as a solo physician in a small nearby town, I can only imagine how overwhelmed first responders must have been felt. Holding everyone in our hearts.

To clarify: He won 2 elections when the Dems were in charge. He lost an election when he was in charge. But yeah…it’s rigged 🙄

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Bunch of basement-dwelling, video game-playing, pathetic incels trying to cosplay as LEOs. 47 days of training as homage to their orange, decaying “god.” I hope they all have to answer for this IF sanity ever returns.

The way the idiots all jump back when the first shot goes off, trying to get out of the way of the f**ker waving a loaded firearm. Their training isn't worth 💩. Bunch of videogaming incel losers! #Minneapolis #ICEshooting.

Found this note in the lunchroom this morning. Fifty Shades of Keurig?!😲🤣🤣

I can only hope that the Nobel Committee won’t hesitate to rescind a Peace Prize that has so crassly been bartered away.

I can only hope that the Nobel Committee won’t hesitate to rescind a Peace Prize that has so crassly been bartered away.

Then we are all well and truly fcukd.

Santa Claus is now authorized to make his deliveries in Canada 🇨🇦 I showed this video to my 8 year old son and he is pumped 😂 🎄🎅🏼🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🎄🎅🏼 🎄🎅🏼 🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🎄🎅🏼

New Multiple Choice for Board Exam. “You see this result on screening. You should recommend the patient: A) Be admitted to a monitored care living facility B) Admit for further cognitive testing + tox screening C) Have them command world’s largest economy and Military D) A+ C E) All of the above

Nice. Get them in fast. BUT: are the provincial Colleges actually going to license them, or will most of them end up driving taxis too?

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Yup🙄.

You mean we gotta spend an extra hour in the middle of all this

Missed a spot...

I just got my eighth mRNA 5G actuator top-up, with a flu shot chaser. My scales are all shiny again, and my tail is plumping up nicely. And the antivaxxers thought I’d be dead by now…🤣💉🦖.

Forget trans people in sports, we need to monitor spelling bees and math olympiads for Tylenol doping. Isn’t that the very definition of unfair advantage?

As predicted, he mangled it. 🤣

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Curious to see which Republicans have bought shares in Teva and other leucovorin manufacturers in the past few days and hours. #BrainWorm. #Autism.#ScienceLiteracy.

Puppy having an identity crisis. Biscuits anyone?😻🐶🐶

Hi everyone, please meet my vicious grandpuppy, Amiri. She’s eight weeks old today, and already the goodest dog!

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social, @govpritzker.illinois.gov and @governorwalz.mn.gov can do something epic right now - by offering to send aid to Texas. Show them that, unlike MAGA, Dems are happy to help everyone.

I again repost the most workable idea yet for fixing global inequality: Every Dec 31, we sacrifice the richest billionaire in the world and redistribute his wealth. Imagine the frantic giveaways on Dec 30.

Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr. So we published a guide to the evidence-based vaccine recommendations in place *before* all 17 members of the advisory panel were abruptly dismissed by the new admin. www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-... 🧪

It's an administration of pathetic Baby-Men Beta-Cuck weirdos who can't help but continue to act like aggrieved puppies even after they've secured real and material power. www.readtheline.ca/p/jen-gerson...

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