My attempt at the “Carol Burnett Cosmo.” The alleged recipe from the card she hands to bartenders: • 3oz Ketel One Vodka • a capful of Cointreau • juice from half a lime • light on the cranberry juice (should be bubble gum pink) • garnish with orange peel

RANDOM IDEA: Let’s all get jobs with ICE, collect the signing bonus, and then just do nothing until they fire us.

Orange you glad it’s autumn?

CW: UNSOLICITED OPINION (too long for a text post)

Happy Friday! Photo: Lisa McColgan

If it talks like a Nazi, bullies like a Nazi, and attacks free media like a Nazi, then it probably is a Nazi.

It is always a wonderful dining experience at Urban Hearth. Thank you to the lady who’s got my back & brings the harmony, Sara. …and thank you, Abigail, for the sweet surprises. Your team were excellent as always. ♥️

Miss the show? Dont worry, we’ll see you S👀N. In the meantime, how bout them Epstein files?

Green room selfie. See you soon! PS: Clock the sticker on the bottom left.

A personal message from my office…

Training to walk the tightrope!

Just in time for #BandcampFriday, the new @lovinafalls.bsky.social EP is out TODAY ahead of a show at #Sonia on 9.13 with #CountZero and @genedante.bsky.social! Our #WouldThatItWere #review plus pertinent links and more are here: tinyurl.com/4a57mc7u @knyvet.bsky.social #LovinaFalls #RNRF

Be beautiful. Be there. •$•Ă•Ť• •$•€•₽• •1•3•

A nightcap with The Sensei.

“Guitar Relicing” is the process in which a person with too much money intentionally distresses a beautiful musical instrument with cracks, scratches, dents, and tarnish; simulating the appearance of years of wear and tear from decades of being played instead of actually playing the fvcking thing.

Last minute day trip getaway to PTown yesterday. Caught this legend’s set at Pretty in Pink Tea Dance.

Dare to delve into the bizarre and fascinating world of our Side Show!

Young guys today with their mustaches and long hair don’t realize they are just one shitty magic trick away from becoming this guy…

I could be convinced to direct a torture porn movie if every victim is a person who did one of those lethargic, vocally uber-breathy, musically anemic “reimagining” cover songs. Venmo me your investment to become a producer. Photo: “GD gets The Shocker, but not the one you’d expect.” by Nikki T

NGL. Every time I hear the name of the Mayor of Providence RI…

#tbt 1997 on MTV with a crew from ManRay; part of a panel interviewing a certain celebrity. Not my best look TBH. 🤪

Meet Phantasma! The second in a series of exciting videos! Collect them all, then join us •$•Ă•Ť• •$•€•₽• •1•3• for The Greatest Show on Earth! 🎪🤪🎪

•$•Ă•Ť• •$•€•₽• •1•3• The Greatest Show on Earth!

Just now, my mother mistakenly referred to the TV show HIGHTOWN — set & shot in Provincetown — as “Pound Town.”

GENTLE REMINDER: Tell your friends how beautiful they are. Since they put up with you, they must be.

More often than not, they have the money. They just don’t want to give it to you.

I was assured it is just the name and not the flavor.

Went to a thing with some actors.

The only Krypto I’m investing in.

I’m working on a re-imagining of the movie INDECENT PROPOSAL, but this one is deeply grounded in reality. It’ll go something like this: An average working class guy like me negotiates a paid hookup with a hideous, wart-covered, bloated millionaire so he can pay off a mortgage.

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Damn! Brilliant, sweet, & super talented babe Tai Heatley Rondeau made us look like we’re playing TOP OF THE POPS!

For one brief moment…

SUPERMAN. Loved it.

The real twist in the movie SIGNS was that Mel Gibson & Joaquin Phoenix didn’t realize they were playing an overly dramatic gay couple.

Douche formation…SWITCH ON!

Episode 55 of Z-GR! Radio was and is awesome! Proove it, you say? Challenge Accepted! Head to newhdmedia.com/zgr55 and grab an On-Demand stream of Z-GR! Radio goodness!!! @zerogracetrack.bsky.social @genedante.bsky.social

Alcohol Therapy, but bougee/trash that shit.

Rooftop for Magic Hour.

Z-GR! Radio’s Episode 55 brings you Gene Dante, PrettyUgly, Big Image, the Return of VVervvolf (Truth!!) and more! Be There! newhdmedia.com NEWHD LA Fri, July 4, 7PM PST Sat, July 5, 9PM PST NEWHD NY Sat, July 5, 9PM EST Veterans Classic Rock Sat, July 5, 11PM EST

Get my stuff at 40% off! The label I’m on — H1 Massive — just dropped their Independence Day sale! shop.h1massive.com/pages/gene-d...

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Hello Beautiful People…

So…how’s your weekend going?

If you’re looking to get any of my stuff, H1 Massive — the label I’m on — just dropped a 30% off sale through the weekend. shop.h1massive.com/pages/gene-d...

Dinner in Portsmouth with the boss lady last night.

Here’s “TEMU Catherine O’Hara & TEMU Bill Hader”** posing with Chokey the Rubber Chicken, BTS of the BLADE RUNNER comedy promos. I promise the concert at •T•Ħ•€• •B•Ü•Ř•Ř•€•Ń• on •J•Ū•Ň•€• •2•6• will be a good time. 🤪 Photo: Mike Gioscia **according to a TikTok viewer’s comment.

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When I ask the METROPOLIS-themed promos what they think of the BLADE RUNNER-themed promos…

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.