I did it

Reminder to check in your vampire friends, we wanna hang out but anxiety won’t let us unless you specifically invite us. Trust me, we don’t like it either.

There’s hella ghosts outside rn

Scariest thing I’ve ever heard my DM say “You can go ahead and cry, I’ll be right back.” Oh noooooo 😭🤣 @strykredkite.bsky.social

Heh, it’s legal for me to officiate weddings in my own state now. No particular reason at all. Unless..? 👀

Me and @pollynader.bsky.social sing the F.U.N song from Spongebob in today's new podvast episode! 😆 I PROMISE it has to do with ghosts lol

I need more fat women in my life.

I don’t know who to tell this too so I’m just gonna quietly whisper that I’ve lost 15 pounds and for the first time in years getting under 200 pounds doesn’t feel impossible.

Hey everyone! We're the hosts of TPIBOTE and we're here to bring you new allegedly true tales of terror EVERY Sunday at Noon EDT! (1/5) #TPIBOTE #podcast #paranormal #meetthehosts #ghosts #haunting #aliens #cryptids #documentaries #reddit #internet #happyending #starsign #favoritecolor #pronouns

Oh okay guess I’ll just go fuck myself then , thanks

Everything is better with a bag of weed

The springs of Delphi are speaking again 💛

I am not having a Baja blast today.. the big sad has taken over

“I don’t need you to burn your fingers, because… there goes my sex life” - @bluntpans.bsky.social

It’s hard to be sad when you’re so fucking mad

I like the person I’ve become when I’m with you💛 Thank you for taking me to baby’s first pride!! I love you so much 💛 @bluntpans.bsky.social

First TWO episodes of Me, @hottopthic.bsky.social and @pollynader.bsky.social's new podcast is out NOW on every listening platform! If you love a good ghost story and hearing about TRUE paranormal activity, I think it would be a perfect fit for you! @tpibote.bsky.social #podcast #paranormal

“How fast were y’all fucking???!!” @bluntpans.bsky.social someone explained why this hate crime has happened on pride eve, our only clue is a perfume bottle in the same drawer that we believe to be the culprit 😩

In less than 24 hours I will be having breakfast in the park with my love and I cant fucking wait. I miss them so much <3 @pollynader.bsky.social

No because you DONT UNDERSTAND I get to see my pookie tomorrow and I’m so excited 😭😭 I miss you so much @bluntpans.bsky.social !!

Hey everyone! We're the hosts of TPIBOTE and we're SO excited to start bringing you new allegedly true tales of terror EVERY Sunday at Noon EDT! (1/4)

Full version of our cover photo made by @hottopthic.bsky.social 👻👻👻

Allow us to formally introduce you to our podcast mascot, Dombee! Part porcelain doll, part ravenous zombie, and part carefree little bumble bee! EVERYONE SAY HI TO DOMBEE!

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Starting a new podcast with @hottopthic.bsky.social & @pollynader.bsky.social 👻 If you're into stories about true paranormal encounters you should follow us at @tpibote.bsky.social to stay updated on when the first episode drops! 😁

Keep an ear out for updates on our first session!

Whoever shared my snap code, your moms a hoe

Literally my favorite part of going to visit my mom, other than seeing my mom of course

one thing that Booker repeatedly references is the fact that US citizens are now terrified of their president. he keeps reading the letters of constituents who are really scared of the people in power—especially of losing their benefits, but there's something deeper and commonly felt.

I’m not autistic, you are.

After the week I’ve had, I understand why the mucinex commercials are the way they are. Fuck that little green dude.

A US president not knowing four US servicemen are dead 24 hours after it was reported is appalling.

dont ever lie to me to protect my feelings

Do people understand that these morons could have gotten service members killed by sharing all this info in a text group? They willingly and needlessly put the lives of our women and men in uniform in danger.

I will never be anyone’s first choice and that’s a fact I’ve lived with since I was a child. There will always be someone chosen before me.

I’m not manic you are

I just want a 360 cam for my bike that isn’t $500 😩😩😩

This is 2009 all over again except now I have wrinkles.

The biggest downfall to relationships is believing that love is unconditional…. It’s not

Okay I’m done being dramatic Hey google, play “my way” by Calvin Harris

My one job today was to avoid another breakdown and I can’t even do that right

*eye twitching* *in Katy Perry voice* : it’s no big deal

There’s 3 voices in my head right now “Jump” “Don’t” And “Do a flip!”

We're live with @bluntpans.bsky.social and @pollynader.bsky.social playing some Stardew Valley and being the little unmedicated adhd gremlins we are! Della left us unsupervised what could possibly go wrong! twitch.tv/thatonemusickid

Well, I’ve got the top three covered already but I’m still stressy sooo 🔥

These mood swings are so fucking exhausting…

My mind right now, is just the scream in “All-American Bitch”

There’s absolutely nothing like turning on your partners lights through their google when you’re on discord just so you can see their cheeks as they walk away 😂 @bluntpans.bsky.social