i wanna go home so i can do unspeakable and heinous things to my sims

my coworker told me he thinks he likes making people mad as if i didn’t tell him he ragebaits me like a month ago

from one overly sensitive girl that cries over everything . im so glad she won squid game s2 like finally some representation

what if gender identity was like a polycule like all the genders are dating each other

tantrum is back man fuck that guy don’t ever let me post abt a man ever again

in my mind, oomf is a petite, breedable omega y/n type

i should be allowed to trade my gender like accessories in the morning

tantrum over i’m thinking about getting to kiss him at new years :3

wearing my south park jacket to work … feeling playful ..

i never post abt him ever bc every time i do, it’s like i curse myself . he makes me so !!! urgh !!

i need my period to come genuinely like i’m getting nervous

i need a pigeon tattoo so had

he has bewitched me

you have to be such a fucking loser to have a 30 second interaction with someone and think it’s a good idea to go to their job just to ask if they’re working and for their phone number and when they work next and be disappointed when someone tells you that you’re making them uncomfortable

guys i think im about to start my period bc this is my third time crying in an hour

i just saw a drag path edit post about sh . oh !

looking out the window… touching the glass… thinking of what was… what it could have been …

oh!

i have no idea what’s going on but having a google docs is soooo dream team twt oh you’re definitely on the spreadsheet now bitch 2020 vibes

guys i really said. i wasn’t gonna be horny this thanksgiving but the voices …

i love when yuri has the type of dynamic of one of them always saying she’s gonna get the other one pregnant and that they’ll just have to keep trying

if i wake up hungover im blowing us all up bye

broccoli and cheddar casserole i will fuck you

god i wish i had a big dick i would get so many people pregnant

IMDRINKE

god charlie moist cr1tikal you are so fucking attractive i need him so bad

it happened to me again … guys it’s SO fucking creamy im afraid

this was *’s fault i just know it

if i was in the supernatural universe i would never get off of dean winchester. we would be in crazy threesomes he can fuck whoever he wants i’ll watch idgaf that man is MINE

can someone make a drag path edit but it’s abt them discontinuing the penny

royd from dispatch btw

i need that man

my bsky anniversary is on the 30th omg i feel ancient

HEY SHADOW IT’S ME THE DEVIL FROM THE BIBLE

dry humping WILL save your life btw

A little missionary as friends never hurt anyone

rubbing my temples in distress like what do you mean we’re not making more pennies

i hate this stupid fucking break room with no fucking service i’m [redacted]

guys i know im at work but im thinking of the concept of someone cumming in their pants untouched just from making out

new favorite emoji combo is 💔🦶

friends come and go … shadow the hedgehog is forever

i can’t believe i have to work tmrw this weekend has felt like a special episode that doesn’t affect the main plot

thinking abt my inner thoughts and whether my actions reflect that. it’s time for deep introspection of the self.

thinking on this rn …

i feel so vanilla mace smirking

joe keery i need you so badly

okay actually logging out now

uh oh !

exactly ... i do it all in the name of love for u