Half a Goon and Half a God 🇨🇦
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Optimistic fatalist, can’t meme. Vancouver Islander 🇨🇦
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When should multiple dissatisfied MPs cross the floor so that it doesn’t feel demoralizing? Also, F your feelings, JJ.
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2 days ago
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Poilievre is to Trudeau as Goofus is to Gallant.
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3 days ago
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Can you *imagine* if Trudeau had clung on this long? Good Lord, this is pathetic.
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3 days ago
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So…US spelling. GTFOH
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3 days ago
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Why does Goofus get top billing, anyway?
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3 days ago
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Poilievre is to Trudeau as Goofus is to Gallant.
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3 days ago
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Can you *imagine* if Trudeau had clung on this long? Good Lord, this is pathetic.
#cdnpoli
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3 days ago
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Hoo boy, they’re gonna have to temporarily rename a lot of streets to “Canada Way”.
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4 days ago
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STOP. Just STOP with the coulda-woulda-shoulda. This milk spilled half a decade ago, FFS. And using shitty, instantly-recognizable AI-generated cartoon images never makes one’s point any better, profound or not. What a waste of energy all around.
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4 days ago
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Stephen Lautens
5 days ago
Conservative leader Andrew Scheer called floor-crossing Liberal MP Leona Allesev "accomplished, principled and courageous" when she joined the Conservatives in 2018. (See video at 4:58). He went on to make her Conservative Deputy Leader in 2019.
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www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
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Scheer welcomes former Liberal MP Alleslev to Conservative caucus
Despite a summer that saw Andrew Scheer lose a prominent member of the Conservative party, he tried to fire up his caucus Wednesday by introducing its newest member.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/article/scheer-welcomes-former-liberal-mp-alleslev-to-conservative-caucus/
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Rings a bell.
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5 days ago
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When did he last engage substantially with his current constituents?
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6 days ago
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”Small“? Depends on whom you’re asking.
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6 days ago
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6 days ago
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I wanna be disappointed BEFORE I know the pertinent facts, dammit.
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Julia Baritz
10 days ago
I can't imagine how mind-numbing it must be to type prompts into an AI bot over and over to try and get something legibile out of it for your stupid ass advertising gig. My brain is dribbling out of my ears just thinking about it
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AI images make me less likely to read an article. Am I the only one?
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9 days ago
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Smith is over…if you want it.
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12 days ago
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OH MY FUCK.
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15 days ago
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“A religious exemption for hate speech.” Ferfuxakes, that shouldn’t even be there in the first place.
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16 days ago
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Well, *something * is giving him that power.
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16 days ago
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Make shit. Make your own shit.
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A chaotic guide to making stuff instead of doomscrolling
YouTube video by struthless
https://youtu.be/2n8W6CBxc64?si=jLolsq2aCCU-pYoI
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Gord Johns
18 days ago
Last week’s barge emergency near Bella Bella shows why Canada needs real container-spill preparedness. Heiltsuk Nation responders prevented disaster — but luck isn’t a plan. It’s time to pass my Bill C-215 and create a national strategy to protect coastal communities and our oceans.
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Brent Toderian
18 days ago
Remember this picture, & others like it, every time you hear someone in your city say "we're not Amsterdam." This was
#Amsterdam
in the 1970s. Many of the cities we admire made better choices regarding cars in the past. and are still making better choices today. Better choices instead of excuses.
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Mike Draco
18 days ago
Making a "joke" out of someone asking people to stop using a slur, especially when you're a widely known artist with a huge worldwide following and tons of other people then pick up what you did and do the same thing to mock the guy asking people to do better? Yeah, you're an ass, DeadMau5.
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You can hold up your end of the bargain anytime now, Jesus.
19 days ago
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I agree with the sentiment, but whoever calls him out may as well paint a target on their back and hire some bodyguards. It’s easy to tell someone else to go first.
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20 days ago
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A recipe is not a meal.
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He was fine when an actual pipeline was actually being built. In fact, he joined the Liberals in spite of it. But this memorandum of understanding is a bridge too far? What am I missing? 🤷 What’s so different this time?
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Steven Guilbeault opposes pipelines. So why is he running for the Liberals? | CBC News
This was a particularly interesting week for Steven Guilbeault — one of Canada's most prominent environmentalists — to announce that he hopes to be a candidate for the Liberal Party in this fall's gen...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/steven-guilbeault-pipelines-trans-mountain-trudeau-1.5184681
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“Sellout of the century.” Appeal to my intellect, not to my emotions. It’s so CPC.
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He was fine when an actual pipeline was actually being built. In fact, he joined the Liberals in spite of it. But this memorandum of understanding is a bridge too far? What am I missing? 🤷 What’s so different this time?
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Steven Guilbeault opposes pipelines. So why is he running for the Liberals? | CBC News
This was a particularly interesting week for Steven Guilbeault — one of Canada's most prominent environmentalists — to announce that he hopes to be a candidate for the Liberal Party in this fall's gen...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/steven-guilbeault-pipelines-trans-mountain-trudeau-1.5184681
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Holy shit, I’ve never seen as many experts as I have since Carney’s announcement today.
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“Will” or “would”?
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21 days ago
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Reading this first thing in the morning as US Thanksgiving begins…hoo boy.
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21 days ago
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“F*ck Trudeau…but we’ll keep the legal weed.” —Albertan mouth breathers
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21 days ago
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ChatGPT doesn’t kill people…
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22 days ago
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Kate Marvel
23 days ago
I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
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Hey, US governors, looks like it’s time to temporarily name some more streets after your northern neighbours.
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22 days ago
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Headlines aren’t there to inform you; they’re there to entice you to click on them. Don’t be a lazy-ass muffer.
23 days ago
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Those trump-is-a-hypocrite posts ain’t moving any needles, folks.
23 days ago
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The headline giveth, the actual news article taketh away. Stop. Relying. On. Headlines. As. A. Substitute. For. Being. Better. Informed.
23 days ago
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Carney and Smith “have agreed to the broad outlines of a memorandum of understanding”. So we’re not even at the MOU stage yet, let alone any “deal”. FFS, folks, don’t rely on headlines.
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23 days ago
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[Laughs in george w bush.]
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24 days ago
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[Laughs in george w bush.]
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24 days ago
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Blame yourselves. Behave like responsible grownups, FFS.
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26 days ago
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Can someone please get rid of the pointless commas on this meme I keep seeing? My eyes keep tripping over them.
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26 days ago
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Is it really that hard to include a reputable source when posting news?
26 days ago
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Sure, let’s blame consumers for things that producers should be responsible for.
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦
26 days ago
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
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BC Reality
26 days ago
Siri why does BC not want tankers on the north coast? Because every government agency is useless at holding polluters and vessels owners liable to clean up their wrecks.
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Transport Canada called in as McBarge sinks quietly into the Fraser River
The end is near for McDonald's Expo 86 floating restaurant that never quite found a home after global event
https://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/transport-canada-expo-86-mcdonalds-mcbarge-sinks-fraser-river
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