Love when stuff happens that gets me buzzing and wanting to tell everyone but forever wrestling the fear it makes me seem egotistical

Call me Dwayne the way she rock my Johnson

I turn a 2 hour trip into a 3.5 hour drive EASY with this one simple trick 1. I stop at every Walgreens and Dollar General on the way to see if they have Pokemon cards in stock

We as a community need to understand Clarence is actually a really good show

I haven’t showered since last year hahahahaha

Would it be weird to do wrestling drills in planet fitness

I’m gonna be LIVING in this van and SLEEPING in it and COOKING in it and I’m gonna SMELL because it won’t have a shower and I’m gonna PEE in BOTTLES because there’s also no toilet

Can’t wait for the match pics to drop

Posting this as an ego boost and so I can let everyone know I’m only gaining muscle for evil purposes

egg

Real pic of me getting lost in the woods

Once I ran a 5k and as I was closing in on the finish line I thought it would be cool to do a front flip over the line, but ive never done a front flip before and I attempted the flip on the road and obviously didn’t land it and ate shit in front of everyone waiting at the finish line

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there will be signs

Both my dreams and my fyp are so unhinged sometimes if I look back on something I can’t remember which one that vision came from

Don’t sleep on those battle royal spots that promoters give you, earned my way as a main stay on a show and just got given a crazy opportunity at another show because of them

I’m gonna be livin in a VAN

I just got a crazy offer for a perfect low mile van THE DREAM IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE

I GOT A GOD PACK

This doesn’t count as my face reveal I just like this pic

Face reveal at 100 followers

During mania week in Philly the creeps came knocking at my door to ask to be an aux creep and I couldn’t say yes fast enough. Then we got there and I saw Irv eat a worm and he saw I noticed and was like “oh I brought this from home” which didn’t help his case much

It’s kind of wild going opening posts and not seeing the replies flooded with a bunch of irrelevant ads and hate comments before getting to replies that you actually want to see

This is literally me so don’t swear at me

I was too slow :(

Zero likes and I’ll start playing Fortnite and only cheat while playing

Okay likes are public I have to be careful

Pee pee poo poo