By all the gods and dogs, I hate every single product Google produces. Each one is uniquely awful. Except Google Graveyard. Every pile of sad software Google shits out should migrate from the cloud to the graveyard.

If today is some kind of ticktock rapture, why is the trash still at the end of my driveway? Checkmate, theists.

I would rather be fed testicles first into a blender made entirely of rats than combine "Facebook", "dating", and "AI". www.theverge.com/news/782893/...

Technologically advance a band: Nine Inch Screws

Alas, poor Florick! I knew him, skeeters, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent reassembly.

Alas, poor Florick! I knew him, skeeters, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent reassembly.

Last day to pick this up!

I need someone to pick me up by the neck and shake me for a bit to let my vertebrae settle back where they belong.

No Man's Sky would like to remind you bisexuals exist. (for those not familiar, the base materials are neutral grays, and this is all lighting effects)

What's everyone else going to do for Useless Dead Nazi Day? I'm going to get drunk and shit on a church.

SURPRISE SALE!!!! GRAB SOME CHEAP, DRM-FREE COMICS!!! store.ironcircus.com

It's true. Charlie Kirk has provided more amusement in the last week than he did in the previous decade.

"I wouldn't want to be a christofascist asshole right now on a college campus."

I have been forced to remember Tim Tebow still exists. Fuck Tim Tebow.

I have multiple groomsman’s gifts that lasted longer than the associated marriage did.

If you had any doubts Discord was complete garbage, let me assuage them. Bring back IRC.

A couple weeks ago, @hankgreen.bsky.social released a video on caffeine, and mentioned yaupon tea. I've never heard about it before, but now I've got a loose-leaf sample pack on the way and there's a chance this will become my new favorite thing to be insufferable about. So, y'know. Fair warning.

Grabbed these little guys last week, and built them during some meetings yesterday. Small and easy, and you end up with some cheery desk decorations.

Bout to start sending invoices to my local GOP Boot Licking Committee for the new Trump Taxes and how much my grocery bill has gone up under the treasonous orange turd.

Oop.

There's a little part of me that's glad Kirk's killer is also a fundie asshole, because that means Charlie Kirk's stupid face should be forgotten by next week. #RotInPissCharlieKirk

Grabbed these little guys last week, and built them during some meetings yesterday. Small and easy, and you end up with some cheery desk decorations.

There's a wonderful irony when a dead fucker who spewed poison from his mouth has a funeral paid for by a poison one puts into their mouth. Rot in Piss, Charlie.

Remember what happened to the woman who snitched on Luigi Mangione? She got stiffed by the FBI. abcnews.go.com/GMA/News/vid...

Fuck the Yankees.

Charlie Kirk is a christofascist asshole and apparently has gotten the future he was working for.

want some rye course ye do

Fuck you, President Pedophile and Doctor Brainworms. Doing what I can to outlive you and your christofascism. #CovidVax #FuckFascists

It’s a good day for everyone’s favorite game “That’s Not Your Email Address”. I’m not sure if the Google Docs share of some lab notes or the work order for community room maintenance is better, but we’re all winners in TNYEA. Except the senders. They’re losers.

The Repair Café/Clinic today was great. Got to tinker with some fun stuff and meet cool neighbors. There was one woman there who was both cool and cute, and I wish I had had the guts to ask if she wanted to get some coffee. Alas, hopefully we'll both be at the next one.

I know the police cause you trouble They cause trouble everywhere But when you die and go to Heaven You'll find no policemen there -Woody Guthrie Hobo's Lullaby

The laugh I needed at the end of a long day: CyberArk's Community area allows users to submit and edit posts. When you change something, a little modal message emerges from the top of the screen letting you know your changes were saved and will be publicly available in a few minuets.

One of the most anti-labor presidents ever dying on Labor Day is exactly the kind of lazy, beautiful writing I'm expecting at this point.

Pro tip: In a pinch, disposable nailfiles/emery boards do a good job scuffing shiny/smooth plastic enough for command strips to adhere.

I hope it's soon. I hope it's slow. I hope it's painful.

Do lightbulbs fear death? Are printing presses morally responsible for their output? Do the editors fundamentally understand one of the most over-hyped developments of the past five years? Let's turn to Mr. Betteridge for further analysis.

I'm generally in favor of more dead christofascists. Rot in Piss, Dobson. www.wonkette.com/p/james-dobs...

I'm generally in favor of more dead christofascists. Rot in Piss, Dobson. www.wonkette.com/p/james-dobs...

The GOP is just three mobs in a trench-coat.

Yes, coworkers, I know it's 9 am on a Tuesday. The pint glass is filled with cold-brew coffee. It's better this way.

I've never visited a Shell gas station in 25 years of driving because they insulted my grandfather. The grandfather that died a decade before I was born.

We're going into the weekend with some NEW UNION STORES!!! 🥳🎉 Congratulations to Starbucks workers who just voted to unionize at these locations! ☕️COLUMBUS, OH - Olentangy River Rd. ☕️BEAUMONT, TX - Dowlen & Folsom ☕️DES MOINES, IA - 3830 Merle Hay Rd.

Gods I love the "Report: This account frequently posts unwanted content" option. Fuck TERFs. Fuck JKR. Fuck the folks giving her money,.

Look, the logic is simple but frankly unbreakable. If I don't look, I can't be held responsible for how bad it is. (I am talking about the dust under my bed, not the nazis/pigs/GOP being fuckin' fascists)

Discworld QOTD, from Maskerade “Nanny Ogg was basically a law-abiding person when she had no reason to break the law, and therefore had that kind of person’s attitude to law-enforcement officers, which was one of deep and permanent distrust.”

3D Printing Nerds: Is there a good iPhone app for scanning existing objects? I have windows with tiny plastic pop-out thingies. They fit into a little hole in the frame, and keep the window from opening more than an inch or so. However, they're tiny plastic thingies that break easily.

Nothing like an outage call during your normal coffee-makin’ time to really make you regret not dying in your sleep.

Just finished Spider-man 2 after picking it up in the Summer Steam Sale. Overall pretty good, but the valet minigame always seems out of place.

They really are just shitting on the wall to see what sticks, aren't they.

2 weeks ago, #HumbleBundle announced a Harry Potter "reference library" bundle. I unsub'd from all their emails because of that. Today, #Drop sent an email about some Harry Potter themed keycaps. I unsub'd from all their emails because of that. Who's fuckin' next? #HarryPotter #FuckTerfs