This game needs more Kelly Olynyk & shots of San Antonio celebs.

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone

Me every single time someone sets off fireworks:

Pretty sure Harlan Ellison wrote this one.

This layout is so confusing. At first I just thought it was a list of the champs.

I knew the Pistons were in trouble after I heard Dan Gilbert was able to get 25 bus loads of Cavs fans into Little Caesars tonight.

I was mad that the Pistons/Cavs game was on Prime, but I'm livid that I have to listen to Stan Van Gundy.

Ausar Thompson sent Sam Merrill into the Detroit River with that charge.

My kids have heard the words "anus" and "genitals" so many times during the #NBAPlayoffs THANKS JARDIANCE!

Adding durian flavored wafers to this month's box was just cruel @universalyums.bsky.social

Worlds colliding this morning as my ARMY wife woke me up by showing me these pics.

Turned on my first #WNBA game of the season & I've seen Jade Melbourne score 5 points, lose a tooth, and stay in the game.

LIVE FROM THE 313 🚨​ Head to the stream and rewatch every moment of the launch event!

Very cool of Paige Bueckers to cosplay as Eternity at the #MetGala for all the Marvel fans out there.

Being a Detroit sports fan is like being stuck in that cursed Krusty doll scene with Homer. The Pistons came back from down 3-1 to win the series. Oh, that's good news! TARIK SKUBAL HAS "LOOSE BODIES" IN HIS ARM! ...I'd like to go home now.

Is ESPN the only place with WNBA fantasy?

Whew. Very happy the Pistons figured things out, and are moving on. My anger at Steve Yzerman & the Red Wings has returned though because they're keeping us from having a true "April in the D."

Finally was able to turn on Pistons/Magic & forgot WXYZ in Detroit and Xfinity don't currently have a deal in place. Guess I'll have to find another way to watch...

A couple months ago my therapist suggested I stop listening to sports talk & NPR during my commute (it's only 10 mins), and focus on music. Holy smokes. It's been a game changer, and I've transferred that now to anytime I'm driving. No more angry/dumb hosts and callers or doom listening to the news.

Me when someone is asking a bunch of questions in the fast food drive thru:

Running Scared in Detroit with Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson.

Still thinking about Kris Statlander's 450.

Kyle O'Reilly somehow took two bites to eat a piece of popcorn.

This guy. Look at this guy. I mean, get a load of this guy. Can you believe this guy? What a guy! #AEWDynamite

I thought I'd be super angry while reading "Jesus and John Wayne" by @kkdumez.bsky.social but instead I keep making this face and saying "Weirdos."

Trump's just setting us up to not believe it when he's actually shot.

Other people: AEW needs to hire these wrestlers WWE released. Me:

I've been listening to Olivia Rodrigo which has now led me to buying a copy of Bif Naked's "I Bificus" at a thrift store for $2. I'll report back after listening.

Said a loud "Ew!" when this Shelf Awareness email popped into my inbox.

Why don't they make the whole Will Ospreay out of kinesio tape?

After seeing the CM Punk video (totally justified & I'm not a Punk fan) it reminded me of when Kelsey Plum called the dudes waiting outside the Sparks hotel last season "weird" & I think more of us should call these weirdos out for being weirdos. It's not cool!

Honoring Eastern Michigan's lone MAC championship in 1987 & only bowl win until Chris Creighton showed up. It's 2 now! @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org

I watched the only movie Gorgeous George ever made, and it's terrible, but probably better than both nights of #Wrestlemania. It also has two matches longer than Brock Lesnar's final(?) match, is only an hour long, and available on YouTube. It also has a cameo from Tor Johnson!

Watching Pistons/Magic on Peacock & the first 3 commercials at the end of the 1st quarter all looked like Cramblin/Duvet productions.

Guy parachuting into the scoreboard at the Virginia Tech spring game > Wrestlemania

Check out the military might of the Air Force? This is 100% how Pete Hegseth sees planes...and everything for that matter. Kind of blurry and drawn by a kid in 2nd grade.

I didn't realize Orban or the Iran deal were on JD Vance's kill list. You're doing great JD!

Good night for California. Artemis ll returns near San Diego & Eric Swalwell is done.

Who's the guy rocking a Turnstile shirt waiting to pickup #ArtemisII?

Everyone else on NBC: This is amazing. They're Going to the moon. Al Roker: They're testing a new toilet too. #ArtemisII

Not sure what I hate more Lexis King's beard or the insanely fake teeth. And I'm not even going to talk about the trimmed eyebrows. The #WWE stylists are working overtime here.

I think we all had the same reaction as Ciampa after seeing "the new" Lio Rush.

I know Speedball Mike Bailey's gear is supposed to be racing influenced, but all I can think of when I see it is Steak & Shake.

Moxley's 3 tips for a good marriage: 1) Hanging out 2) Cleaning 3) Sex

Houston Oilers still taking a beating 30 years after they moved to Nashville. #Collision

Thekla's jacket on #AEW tonight.