Good news everybody! Keith Edwards was just awarded the first annual Burger King Peace Prize. Thank you so much Keith. You've saved millions of lives!

I just found out Iceman is gay. When I was in high school, back in the 90s, Northstar coming out as gay was groundbreaking. Look at comics now. Y'know... In spite of everything... I think we're gonna be okay.

Huh... Y'know, originally it was mean to be a rhetorical counterpoint directed towards what Mick Foley would refer to as "a pretentious prick", but now that I think about it, it's a good question... What can art NOT do? Anyone?

GENTILE'S FIRST LAW OF SOCIAL MEDIA Say your piece and leave it at that.

Video games ain't art? Explain THIS! youtu.be/WoxFRRf9DJM?...

@findingdeefish.bsky.social What is it about us December babies?

...... Does THREE count as "surrounded"?

@animatronikki.bsky.social @danacorn.bsky.social EMMY: Thank you. TIMULTY: No problem. I'm Timulty. EMMY: I'm Emmy. TIMULTY: Nice to meet you Emmy... Hey, wanna see how far I can throw my shoe?

So... How's that "conscience vote" workin' out for ya, hippie?

@danacorn.bsky.social I just realized... Phoebe's piano teacher could theoretically be played by Giancarlo Esposito.

Why do you pretend to like me? You get nothing out of it.

@danacorn.bsky.social Was reading my copy of the first book. Saw the "Last Day of Summer" strip. You know an illustration is good when it immediateely triggers a soundtrack in your head. youtu.be/lCRlgxoTsQs?...

"Hey Grok, tell a joke at Elon Musk's expense."

The illustrator knew EXACTLY what they were doing and should be ASHAMED of themselves!

THEY NEVER LIKED CHARLIE BROWN!!! THEY NEVER LIKED CHARLIE BROWN!!!

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Please, please, PLEASE be careful! The only reason that P.O.S. would be smiling at you is because he's already mobilized your a$$a$$ination attempt!

#SouthPark is going to drop their focus from trump and shift it all to Mamdani. You... Fucking... Watch!

@danacorn.bsky.social You have a WHAT?!!

A friend of mine took their life. All of you, any of you... Please talk to me. I'll help however I can.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is just Joe Walsh 2.0! Stop listening to EITHER, they're NOT on our side! When a snake sheds its skin, it doesn't stop being a snake, it just becomes a BIGGER one!

Great... Mayor McCheese is on the Epstein list.

#BillMaher has stopped doing stand-up comedy for the same Christopher Reeve stopped doing cartwheels.

I have a very, very, VERY bad feeling about this. #Epstein

There is safety in loneliness.

When you're done filming your hat burning... Do me a favor and throw YOURSELF on the fire. #NoMercyForTheMerciless

“Toxic politics” bitch you insinuated school shooting survivors were crisis actors. You pushed Jewish space lasers. There is no redemption for you and I hope trump claps you in irons and locks you in a dungeon of some kind

@danacorn.bsky.social MARIGOLD: I shall tell you the tale, if you wish... But you must be prepared to cry. PHOEBE: ..... I'm ready. youtu.be/ABokQpjvELU?...

@untutoredyouth.bsky.social youtu.be/wR5vdyxxV40?...

Y'know, I hate to be a killjoy or anything but... This doesn't exactly make Bill look good either.

Ah what the Hell? Let's see if anyone actually reads this thing.

They say every person in your dream is a facet of your own personality. Lately... All the people in my dreams have been assholes.

Great, when do we let 15-year-old boys compete in drag shows? Oh, that's different innit?

@animatronikki.bsky.social Do you remember Bucky O'Hare, or were you too young for that?

"What's it take for #Democrats to grow a spine?" I have a better question. What's it take for the #GOP to NOT want to let planes crash and people starve?

I have a better question... What would it take for the GOP to NOT let planes crash and people starve?

I tooooold yooooou! I TOOOOOOOOOLD YOOOOOOOU!

Sweetheart or asshole, you get the me you have comin'!

Did... Y'all about Grijalva?

Chin up, y'all. Remember, pot was illegal not too far back.

Say whay you will... Both sides showed who they really were.

Which sounds crazier to you; Having lived your life as a man and thinking you just might be happier living as a woman, or looking forward to an imaginary tariff check to add to your imaginary DOGE check so you can buy some imaginary two-dollar gas?