Ask me anything.

This ain't junior high... I don't owe you no ESSAY, bitch! You too stupid to figure it out for yourself then shut the fuck up! #SouthPark

The basic plot of #DaredevilBornAgain Season 2 is "What if Trump were competent?"

If you want to know my feelings about Gavin Newsom, this pretty much sums it up...

I got an idea. Send ICE to Iran. Plenty of dark-skinned people for them to harass there.

@danacorn.bsky.social 10-year-old pianist takes center stage at talent show dressed as... Guess what? www.msn.com/en-us/video/...

Fuck John Lithgow. Period.

What did I do for #NoKings Day? Same thing you did for Election Day, hippie. NOT... A GOD... DAMNED... THING!!!

1: You're not a real man like me! 2: Oh... I must be a woman, then. 1: No! You can't be a woman! 2: Well then I'm a man. 1: You're not a REAL man! 2: Are you suggesting there's more than two genders?

Why does it upset trans people when an "ally" likes Harry Potter? How would you feel if your kid's daycare worker was a Gary Glitter fan?

Finally watched "Zootopia 2". Oh what, would "LynxSTEIN" have been too obvious? Gimme a break!

Okay, THIS is FUNNY!

They DESTROYED "She-Hulk: Attorney at Law", they DESTROYED "Ms. Marvel", they DESTROYED "The Marvels", they DESTROYED "Iron Heart", they DESTROYED "The Acolyte", they've DESTROYED "Starfleet Academy"...

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Pardon me, are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?

I like John Wayne Gacy paintings because I can separate the art from the artist. Yes, that's exactly how Harry Potter fans sound.

Robert Mueller's dead. Not that it makes any difference.

They play it at my job... EVERY... FRICKIN'... DAY! youtu.be/BeBhy375xsI?...

@danacorn.bsky.social Lately I've heard a lot of talk about our generation having strong work ethic... I dunno. I mean, on one hand I can hold a job, but on the other I can be an incredibly lazy bastard sometimes. What do you think?

There's something wrong with the world today I don't know what it is Something's wrong with our eyes We're seeing things in a different way And God knows it ain't His It sure ain't no surprise, yeah We're livin' on the edge

If you still support him, congratulations, you are officially a bigger idiot than Joe Rogan.

I'm adopting a new life's philosophy; Will it get me kicked out of my home? Will it get me fired from my job? Will it get me fined? Will it get me arrested? Will it get me killed? No? Well then why the fuck should I care?

When I hear of US Airmen dying in a crash, I ask which one identified as the helicopter. . . . See? NOW they find that joke offensive.

@danacorn.bsky.social MILO FACES HIS FATHER (Locke is engaged in a swordfight with several others) MILO: Uhh, hi Dad. LOCKE: (Distracted) Yes hello Millie. MILO: Actually it's "Milo", listen I really think we sho-... LOCKE: Milo, can't you see I'm BUSY?!! OZY: ..... Well, that was easy.

@danacorn.bsky.social youtu.be/gVfaf43W9cM?...

PLOT TWIST Jesus comes back and sides with Iran

How did Jello Biafra suggest we vote last election?

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IYKYK

Grandpa Maiola was a bookie. Grandpa Gentile worked for the Chicago water works.

"The highest known form of life in the universe is man. The lowest known form of life in the universe is a self-proclaimed radical leftist who still buys Harry Potter merchandise because they 'know how to separate the art from the artist'." #RedDwarf #FuckTERFs @danasimpson.com

Look on the bright side; Somehow, somewhere, Kyle A. Carrozza is pounding his fat little fists on the floor crying over how unfair it all is.

#TransRights #FuckTERFs

A lot of people are going to be coming forth saying they were wrong and begging forgiveness. Fuck them, they had their chance, they showed us who they are. When a snake sheds its skin, it doesn't stop being a snake, it just becomes a bigger one.

#TransRights #FuckTERFs

........... Shit.

I'm adulting like a motherfucker lately.

Oh, you refused to vote for Harris over Gaza? Check THIS out, hippie!