Dow down 880 at this moment. NASDAQ down 330. Turns out markets hate job losses, spikes in gas prices, and amoral mental defectives who wage war for no reason and kill children. Go figure.

They told me if I voted for Kamala there'd be high inflation, high unemployment and endless wars. Turns out they were right.

Eat a dick, Mr. President. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...

The great people of Minnesota have outlasted the fascists! www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u...

He auctioned young girls after sticking his fingers in them to judge how "tight" they were. Defend that, I dare you. Trump is a fucking monster. He needs to go...to prison.

This is an excellent blog post that really lays out the beyond-Fox media and social media landscape that keeps 40% of Americans trapped in an alt-right reality of batshittery and immigrant invasions. 100% worth a read: cmarmitage.substack.com/p/how-do-39-...

Dow Jones industrial average down 900 points today on talk of European trade war. Predicting that TACO will be backing off Greenland demands very soon.

A great review in PW for the upcoming new ghostwritten book I did with the incredible Lachi. So proud of this look at Disability Pride and Badassery! www.publishersweekly.com/9780593851579

When Emperor Nero von Cankles calls them patriots and spews his vile lies about January 6, break this out. apps.npr.org/jan-6-archive/

How's he going to spin this? #Guilty

Here's the "60 Minutes" story on CECOT that the Trump administration got spiked thanks to its lackey. Definitely do not watch it, and most definitely do NOT share it everywhere. www.youtube.com/watch?v=F81W...

The pre-order website for my client's upcoming book, "Redeem a Nation," has dropped. redeemanationbook.com

The 2026 panic will be delicious. Takeaways from the latest special election and what it means for control of the House www.npr.org/2025/12/06/n...

Nothing evokes the mournful pang of people and places you know you'll never see, the gooseflesh frisson of grabbing a pack and striding off to an uncertain destination, and the woodsmoke and falling leaves of a blow-into-cupped-hands chill morning like the sound of a train in the distance.

Yes, Trump calling for members of Congress to be executed is vile beyond description. But is anyone else really irritated that they're already aggressively fundraising off it?

Just became a member. www.defiance.org

Best name so far for the Kash Patel/Alexis Wilkins private plane scandal: "Skanks on a Plane."

Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."

In case you thought Trump was the disease, nope. He's just the symptom. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Find an event near you at nokings.org/#map.

Trump opens his fat mouth about tear up in China because they don’t do what he wants them to do. The stock market has its biggest decline since April. What a brilliant president we have.

MIT rejects Trump’s extortion offer. Nerds FTW!!

Letting the health care tax credits expire would devastate American families — and we’re making that crystal clear by giving you the data. We’ve built graphics showing how much costs would rise in every GOP district. Let’s start with Mike Johnson (R-LA):

This piece NAILS the Whiskey Pete/Diaper Don show. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Note to companies switching customer support to AI: JUST DON'T. Yes, it's obvious the responses are AI, because they're lame. Yes, we fucking hate your AI "support" that can't do anything. Yes, we'll hate your company for basically telling us our needs aren't worth spending $$ on. DON'T.

Dammit, I was promised a rapture and the lighter post-rapture traffic that came with it. I feel lied to.

Sigh. The rates at which autism is diagnosed in countries where women do not have access to acetaminophen are the same as those countries in which women DO have access. None of this makes sense if acetaminophen causes autism. You fucking pomaded orange anal wart.

Good. Let's keep it going. creators.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...

Who else would like to see Kimmel and Colbert start their own weekly podcast called "Let's All Point and Laugh at Trump's Tiny Dick"?

Perfect. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUPg...

Brits, you had me at hello. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...

Charlie Kirk's ideology was repulsive. But his murder is not only a tragedy because killing is wrong, but because it denied him any chance at growth—at seeing the effect of his words and changing. That might never have happened, but we all deserve the chance to do and be better. Murder ends that.

So he's a white, Republican gun nut. MAGA, we're waiting for our apology.

An awesome new drop from the amazing Jukebox the Ghost that seems perfect for this perilous time. Think early Ben Folds Five and you'll get the vibe. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgck...

Look at this litany of incompetence and stupidity by a team of "law enforcement" clowns chosen not for their skill but for their ass kissing. Imagine these same dipshits charged with solving a terrorist attack on American soil. Extremist groups all over the world are licking their lips right now.

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights." — Charlie Kirk, April 5, 2023, TPUSA Faith event, Awaken Church, Salt Lake City This is what we call karma.

It is exceedingly difficult to feel sympathy for Charlie Kirk, or for any right-winger who has poisoned our public discourse for years by spewing ignorance and relentless hate. But no one deserves this. I'd love to humiliate my enemies. I'd prefer to convert them. But I don't want to see them dead.

Damn. This is the best campaign intro ad I've ever seen: direct, candid, honest, and with exactly the fighting spirit that Democrats have been begging for. Plus, the "accidental" f-bomb at the end...chef's kiss. I'm already a donor. www.youtube.com/watch?v=53bZ...

Um, remember when millions of voters chose the rapist/conman/white supremacist over a brilliant Black woman in part because he would supposedly be better for the people of Gaza? Well, why the everloving FUCK isn't Trump saying or doing anything about THIS???????

RIP, Brian Wilson. Thank you for your genius. Sail on, sailor.

The taco was already the perfect food, and that was before it became a triggering insult for Dementia Tangerine.