...if it really looks like he could win, you could save him, generating a debt. Of course, it is possible that, when asked, he'll say Jeffrey is a great guy and has gotten a raw deal and is a victim of political correctness, which is to be outlawed in a Trump regime." (2/2)

"I think you should let him hang himself," Wolff replied the next day. "If he says he hasn't been on the plane or to the house, then that gives you a valuable PR and political currency. You can hang him in a way that potentially generates a positive benefit for you, or, (1/2)

My life felt a bit sitcom plot like yesterday. Ever been in a public space where your former live-in partner (that you haven't seen in nearly 20 years) and former therapist were in the same room?

Emotional growth is so hard.

Hi. I'm hurting toda emotionally, but here's my craft. I make faux plants from felt.

Ever have a difficult, emotional conversation that ends up having a beautiful conclusion resulting in stronger bonds? Yeah. Good stuff.

It's easy to love dogs, but the true litmus test of a good human is one who loves cats.

Yes!!! @mypetflamingo.bsky.social I snagged the last size M 'Bortwave' tee! <3 <3

Hulk Hogan is the reason we now have Peter Thiel to deal with. No love loss.

Q: How do you throw a party in space? A: You planet!

Monday needs to be nicer.

Alas,Martha has chosen violence. #caturday

Despite the world going to hell, my personal life is really good right now.

Why does change seem harder to initiate and follow through on when you get older? It's necessary for growth, but it's difficult to accept even when you believe it's a positive step.

Oh hey! Fuck SCOTUS conservative judges.

In my best Ralph Wiggum voice, "Are we going to die?"

"And if I'm sorry for myself, I'm sorry for you too" youtu.be/7DPqfcN9eSY?...

How am I to get work done?

Ready for a better coup than the one that's going on right now in the USA.

That's right Durr Leader! The one thing you can't control is the Democratic Weather Machine! Muahahahahaahahahahaha!

Worst dj ever

OK, I'm glad that the Beach Boys have fans of all stripes, but my music snobbery has me side eyeing the posts that only think of Brian Wilson et al did just surfing songs. I implore those folks to watch the Pet Sounds documentary for historical musical context. That album inspired the Beatles.

Zero hyperbole here And now, breaking news from r/SubredditDrama that reveals what looks very much like a concerted "protesters against ICE & cops kidnapping, beating, shooting, gassing & trampling their neighbors are the REAL violent ones" disinfo opp by Palantir www.reddit.com/r/SubredditD...

God only knows....

This is starting to feel terrifyingly like a war started by an insane, senile person. His eyes are hollow which remind me of those of people with Alzheimer's. Yet they are also dark which remind me of serial killers.

Are we still a 5% nation of Casiotone? Asking for a friend.

Assholes love chaos because it creates doubt.

This is how I found Martha behind the curtain.

Everybody up here to my Square. It's safe and it's sexy.

Do you butter your bread before or after you put it in the oven? Thank you for coming to my toast talk.

My cats make "oompf" sounds when they jump down. How very human of them.

It's really cute that my cat wants me to play with him all the time, but his timing could be a bit better. I have work to do, sweet boy!

Eww. I got a "I miss you" text from someone I don't miss.

Happy Goth Day. My 1996 ticket stub autographed the Cure.

Shout out to all the folks celebrating their educational milestones be it graduating from college or kindergarten! It's hard work.

Tony Dokoupil is a mediocre white man who needs to check his editorial at the door. President Biden was a good president yet everyone has nothing but negative critique about him. Was he perfect -no, but he didn't run our country into the ground. Fuck legacy media-all of it.

A stranger asked me if I was old enough to know who Alan Alda was today. What a wonderful compliment.

We aren't even six months into this administration. Ugh

I bet 8645 would have been ok, Comey. May the leopards eat your face, you piece of trash. Your karma is coming right atcha.

Good morning

ICE are the worst kind of cops.

Hi Blueskiers - please manifest good thoughts for my friends and their baby boy today. Baby boy is having the first of at least two brain surgeries to alleviate his seizures. <3

I'm glad to live in the same timeline that Stevie Wonder lives in. Happy Birthday to the Motown legend!

Tyre Nichols deserved better.

I don't miss the snarky-ness, but I do miss a good red carpet fashion commentary show.

Since I can't articulate my thoughts and how I arrived at them, here's the gist... the Oval Office has one TV on nonstop 1970s chimpanzee buddy movies. Durr leader feels inspired gets his own chimp. Chimpanzee does what wild animals do, and we all live happily ever after, 'cept that guy.

There's something comforting about mid-80s r&b bands like Loose Ends and B.B.&Q. Or maybe I've hit my smooth jazz years of life.

Death Fantasy: he's giving a speech at a huge rally, someone pies him in the face (one of his biggest fears), slips on the whipped cream, impales himself on the mic stand, the stage collapses, and all his cronies perish. Days later they find slithering Stephen Miller crushed under the stage.

Watched a doc on Allee Willis, the woman who penned the Earth, Wind, and Fire song "September." She seemed like a lot of fun. It makes me sad when I learn about talented people posthumously because I think about the loss of that creativity.