She ain’t tell one lie

Happy october tim for brof 🍜🍂

Trip to the vet and a trip to the gyno. Both cats got looked at today 😅 now we’re both in a bad mood

It’s been a GOD DAMN DAY

This is the slowest pharmacy in the god damn world

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Brooklyn 99

Got the cat into the carrier without too much fuss. Got dressed. Came downstairs and that mf GOT OUT OF THE CARRIER.

Working at a nonprofit is so deeply unserious lmao why are you asking everyone if they’re okay bc the government shut down 💀 esp after the CEO already emailed everyone and said it doesn’t affect us

It’s actually been such an exhausting week and it’s only Tuesday.

Have the cat some pumpkin and a little bit of miralax and hopes that solves something bc we are going back to the vet first thing in the morning 😪

I tried to preemptively put on tiger balm but I think I put on too much bc now it burns the same way the pain would have anyway 😫

Pls kys

I am in so much pain 😪

Now why did DSU get a bomb threat 🫠 leave black people out of it!!

Sleep is just not trying to be had by me this week 😪

How you own a coffee shop and mispronounce espresso 😭

I said to myself I hadn’t seen Megan thee stallion on my timeline in a bit and saw she posted yesterday. Gahhdamn 😭

Upgrading the cat carrier and why is ONE color ten dollars more and of course it’s the one that I like 😒

Are you really a social worker if you don’t get shown the same Brene Brown videos over and over

This restaurant exclusively plays covers of songs lmao who are these people

Why is every restaurant in Delaware closed on Mondays. Yall don’t like money??? 😭

Not me sitting here cheering lmao

4.5 hours and $500 dollars later 😭

Coming up on hour two at the emergency vet 😣

What’s the point in telling me how many sources I need to have 😒

Decided to come study in the library where I went to undergrad but the cost for parking is insane I’m hoping I can get by paying in intervals bc god damn 💀

Girl what the hell is going on

I’ll never understand this thing I only see white girls do which is wearing a big T-shirt or hoodie and tiny shorts that are covered by said shirt in public. It looks like you have no pants on!!!

The week really has been draining me and every weekend I cling to this bed

Waking up to an unexplained headache is so fun 😭

Finally trying these new ramens I been seeing. Why tf is this shit so spicy 💀

Changed my bedding and put my clothes away I have redeemed at least part of today

Went to the party and they served chicken breast 🙃 let’s just collectively stop offering that.

That’s okay. Take the rest day. There’s always tomorrow. 🫶🏽

I did make cinnamon dolce syrup tho. The caramel apple spice now lives on in my home

Didn’t do a damn thing I said I was gonna do today 🫠

I don’t even want to go out anymore it’s gonna rain 🫠

I get so upset about the the things I can’t accomplish in a day when it’s really just because I love laying in bed too much 😭😭

I don’t like giving my number out. Because men will get your number and talk to you so dry and uninterested. Bitch do you like me? Cause you came bothering ME. Why you being dry with somebody YOU came after?

Watching everyone fall-ify their apartments and homes and the most I can do is switch to my orange bedspread

Mine just turned 80 :)

Need yall to wrap up the “death to my 20s” party theme this is the third one I’m going to this year 😆

We should never have let everybody have a video camera

Bring back the Panera lemonade that kills you.

noise cancellation on + brown noise playing and i can STILL hear my dad's tv

now why would i be thinking about that man

a spicy caesar salad??

I don't like when people tell others that I'm a doula bc I really haven't done anything since getting my cert and attending that one birth that went horribly (for me). It just looks good on the resume at this point 🫠

It's not even October yet and I've been eating Halloween candy all week 🤭