//What's there to discredit you wanker, you can't back up shite You needed to work up the courage for weeks for your little spiff, that's how aware you are that you dunno shit. To discredit something, there needs to be *some* credit. But your type ain't too keen on understanding words, are ya?

//Local idiot reveals they have never ever even been in the same room as a history book.

🌺Plants.. 🐐Animals.. They all deserve to live in harmony, without the threat of humans.

@honeyhidingsin.bsky.social //Yo dumbass who ya followin, I thought you were done with leftist hell Not helping with the whole Rightie cretins can't read my SIGNATURE IS RIGHT THERE

Holding the threads of time with my questionable, but capable hands. Weaving it all back together, and perhaps myself, too. #SmutFree #MV/#MS with @isdrottning.bsky.social @sigynsetfree.bsky.social

Is my Uncle having an existential crisis?

Necesita practicar desvíos. Se está haciendo lento con la edad.

Thunderclap. Aaand a truck parked in the disabled spot is shooting off

No, no, it's a fake charge. The point is to startle her. Not hit her. Luckily Gnasher hits his twin with a *very* real charge-

"Grin, go hug the nice slavic lady-" Teethgrinder, naturally, immediately fake-charged her, because goats are cunts-

<~ Reffered to Heimdallr exclusively as "The Pervert" since he was 12.

Black goat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black goat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

Giant goat loudly bleating. Monch on her sleeve-

Most Æsir look for socially delicate solutions to problems. He's more A to Z skipping all the letters.

Nah, Gnash is good, he's magic. *In a thick norse accent* See him face.

What are we doing? Heimdallr is right there, the pervert, ask him.

❝𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆! 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒆 𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇. 𝑴𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝑲𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒏, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 soᥣᥙtιoᥒ 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 Mᴏɴsᴛᴇʀs!❞ ⤿Advᥱᥒtᥙrᥱr, Moᥒstᥱr Hᥙᥒtᥱr. ⤿Mᥲιᥒᥣყ FᥲᥒtᥲsყRP. ⤿RT?

Lifting his goat to it. Munchmunchmunch

🗝Norse Goddess of Forbidden Love 🗝Joining hearts together in impossible circumstances. 🗝The loneliest goddess... 🗝Sigyn's older sister. #MV

Tapping the shrapnel on his forehead. It hurts today. More than usual.

//dew it

//I do not need to bring back any more of my Norse muses. No. I. Do. NOT!

I should stop by Eden to congratulate the Abrahamic guy. Anyone in?

//To all my non-Orthodox pookies practising, HAPPY EASTER :D hope you guys had some mad delish food last night

✨️ Sigurvin (Nylund) ✨️ Alternate timeline version of @gentleladysigyn.bsky.social ✨️ Former? Current? Partner of Loki (Timey wimey wibbly wobbly) ✨️ Lover of tea, books, and all things magical ✨️ Writer is not new to writing Sigurvin ✨️ Will add more info below when the whim hits me

"I am no bird; and no net ensnares me.” ~ Charlotte Brontë ~ AU Sigyn Iwáldidottir ~ 21+ #SmutlessRP ~ #MarvelRP #MythologyRP Penned by #Scripturient

//Two important things. This is a prose edda inspired thor. Not an MCU thing, not a GOW thing. Nothing against interacting with em. Just- tempering expectations.

Considering my wife is Sif you oughtta lissen', yanno?

Adoptive son (Þórr isn't blood related to frigg) adopts adoptive mum.

Op. Toothgnasher got loose. Good luck everyone else.

Well, me and Sif were friends long before we ever dated. Make a friend.

Whoever she feels like dating.

All Mother of Asgard Heart Mother to orphans Maker of magic...and a little mischief. Loving deeply, fighting fiercely. #MV/#MS Selectively #SmutFree

Oh pull the stick out and enjoy yourself for five minutes. Imagine eternity being constantly tense.

Hey, speak for yourself. I mostly sit with the humans, chill with my wife and play with my kids. Occasionally punch someone's head off, but that's about it. Don't live much different than most humans, actually.

"If you ask me how I got your number. I'm a hacker."

//this is not GOW's thor, he just looks very mythologically accurate

You are, actually. Dad *is* paranoid, but what will make it all happen is Surtr and friends.

So the most fun Pantheons to me are: - The Maya. - The Polynesians - The Hindu - That guy who says he ain't a god, Siddharta. - ours - The Greeks - The Romans In that order.

I would. - Pointing at Ares getting his shit kicked in for the 7th time this week.-

Be honest to me. Next to the Olympics we look functional and healthy.

❝I can be on my knees in a second.❞ ┃ #IWTVRP ━ Daniel Molloy; Danny; The "Fascinating" Boy. ━ First Bluesky Account, not the first RP account. ━ Trigger Warnings for Heavy Drug Use (and other adult themes.) ━ Writer is 21+, MDNI.

Ah, the Greeks are as lovely as ever. Eh, at least the Hindu are fun.

"Can'т ѕтarт a ғιre wιтнoυт a ѕparĸ." ~ 21+ #SmutlessRP ~ #Marvel #NorseMythos ~ MV/Selectively MS Penned by #Scripturient

⚭☥⚭☥⚭ && ⠀ ⠀⠀ Gₒ𑀘𑀘ₑₛₛ ₒ𝔣 ₜₕₑ Vₑₙ₉ₑ𝔣ᵤₗ Cᵤᵣₛₑ ♁⚚ Wʜɪᴛє αяຕ ʜᴏƖɗѕ ⧖♕ ⠀ ⠀ 𝜏𝘩𝜀 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ,ʎʞs ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Eყᥱ⳽ oᥒ ᥱʋᥱɾყ ₥ØⱤ₮₳Ⱡ ⚚♕⚚♕⚚ ⠀ ⠀ vow, ꓄ꃬꏂ ꋠꀎꏂꏂꂚ ✶⚚✶ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ฬเll гє๓є๓๒єг && ❧✪❧✪❧ ♕⧖⌘⧖♕ ✶⚜️♁⚜️✶

"¿Solo Skoll?" Se agacha, llevándose la mano al colgante de su cuello. El colgante crece, formando el deforme martillo que sujeta a la altura de su pierna. "𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖆" La carne obedece. Volviendo a su sitio para sanar sus heridas, se vuelve hacia el rastro de sangre. "¿Como de practicada ~>

Espérate que se despierta y el baco se sacude un poco. Cágate que ahora tiene que encontrar la cabra.