Everything sucks, I have an ear infection, and I am exhausted. I'm going offline for a day.

Eleanor would like to know why we can't have one morning without swearing over the news.

Melania: I couldn't hear a word you said. Selective deafness. Look it up. #escalator #shedidntwanttohearyou

One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall. It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?

I am begging political editors at legacy outlets to wait for confirmation before publishing misinformation that contributes to targeting vulnerable people. You don't need to be first on this. I promise you there are things more important than being first. Like your integrity.

I want to see all the Democrats in Congress marching at the head of daily protests. It's not like you are able to do anything on the Hill. Get out there and make trouble. Stand up. Get arrested if necessary. All of you! Stop being so f***ing reasonable!

I want to see all the Democrats in Congress marching at the head of daily protests. It's not like you are able to do anything on the Hill. Get out there and make trouble. Stand up. Get arrested if necessary. All of you! Stop being so f***ing reasonable!

Maryville, MO today! 200+ in bright red NW Missouri.

Maryville, MO today! 200+ in bright red NW Missouri.

I met Jeff Bridges at a funeral.

Rosalind has asked for a news moratorium.

Nothing is fair in this universe. Biden Is Diagnosed With an Aggressive Form of Prostate Cancer www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/u...

Spotted in Eagleville MO this afternoon.

It is really bothering me (understatement) that the message is “bring back that one innocent guy” and not “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHUT DOWN THIS WHOLE OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.”

Tiny vessels. #art #handstitching

Spotted in Eagleville MO this afternoon.

Is it spelled Bondi or Blondi?

The Lithuanian president showed up to honor dead American soldiers as their remains departed his country. The American president did not show up to receive their remains as they arrived in the US. He had a golf tournament to get to.

Also I hope we're all on this same page EVERYONE needs to be brought out of that El Salvadorian hell hole they were ALL wrongfully deported. I mean it's good to focus on 'And this guy was here legally and not ever a gang member AND they're Venezuelan' but NO ONE should've been sent there

And loving America means fighting to make it better.

Someone needs to organize a fundraiser for journalism students for the last Saturday in April and book April Ruffin.

Today in a dispensary a young woman told me I have a beautiful aura. That is all.

Once again, ashamed to be one of Josh Hawley's constituents.

More of this!

Trump says "He can come back when he is ready for peace." This is a parenting tactic that has never worked for me. "Go to your room until your spirit is crushed and you are ready to betray your principles." Zelensky isn't you, Donald.

Exactly

Just told them we won't be watching the Super Bowl, because Trump will be attending. Chiefs Kingdom!

This is Rosalind. You can pet her stomach. If she’s in the mood.

This is Lew. He was ready to watch Morning Joe, but now isn’t sure what to do.