Thank you Grandma!!! Got this for my birthday, chumps. 😎

PLEASE LET @alexhirsh.bsky.social BUY CARTOON NETWORK AND I’LL NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN

My humor is broken, I literally cried laughing so hard at this

*makes water company* *calls it Liberal Tears* *puts cyanide in the water* *every single Republican fucking dies*

Isn’t it crazy that all 4000 gods decided to reveal themselves through literature and personal experiences.

If the Christian God is real wouldn’t his favorite people be atheists because they expect nothing in return for being good?

@gooseworx.bsky.social Nice job collaborating with the AI slop game. I really looked up to and supported you as an artist. It's truly sad to see you don't value your creations. #fuckai #fuckfortnite

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @alexhirsh.bsky.social!!! I kind of already gave you a heartfelt message on my alternate voice actor account but I wanted to say something here too. 😊

Today is the birthday of one of my all time favorite characters I’ve ever made. June 15th. Meet, Timmy The Tapeworm. I have not really drawn since finishing high school and I haven’t written any comics since I was in middle school. I lost my passion. It’s part of growing up. But…I wanna change. ->

I supported all the way through because I loved Gooseworx’s work and wanted to like it so badly, but the truth is I don’t. TADC is not fucking good. But I wasn’t gonna say anything because I liked Gooseworx. But never fucking mind. You’re a fucking sell out and put it in Fortnite. Fuck you.

#fuckcapitalism #fuckthegovernment #fucktheUS #fucktheunitedstates #fucktheunitedstatesofamerica #anticapitalism #antigovernment

We’re not gonna make it bro 😭

Listen to me, this needs to be fucking said. A #gamergirl is not “I play Fortnite and Call Of Duty”. A #gamergirl is not “I play Animal Crossing and Pokémon Go” I wanna see some fucking Resident Evil, some Undertale, Mario Party 8, Lego Batman, Persona, like I want some variety in your playlist yo.

“Yeah he’s good, but he sucks on his toes.” “W…What?” “I just mean he’s not as capable when put on the spot.” “Ohhhh….”

@LEGO, it’s been 16 years, dawg. I HAVE BEEN OWED A SEQUEL FOR 16 YEARS.

Light Yagami: THE JUDGE (Dead By Daylight Killer Concept) #dbd #deadbydaylight #dbdkillerconcept #deadbydaylightkillerconcept #lightyagami #deathnote

My birthday month is here and I'm so excited to share this one. An absolute landmark in gaming history. Or MANY to be exact. #videogames #videogamecalendar #june #videogamehistory #gaminghistory

My custom Doki Doki Literature Club cards are here! #ddlc #dokidokiliteratureclub #cards #playingcards #poker #sayori #monika #yuriddlc #natsuki

This game NEEDS more love. It’s a brilliant twist on the classic Prop Hunt formula and I highly recommend grabbing it while it’s on a sale and playing with a group of friends. #midnightghosthunt #steam #videogames #gaming #prophunt store.steampowered.com/app/915810/M...

“Hey guys today we’re announcing we’re gonna kill 20 orphans” *backlash* “Oh shit sorry guys we’re not gonna kill orphans anymore” Different company thinking they won’t get the exact same reaction: “Hey guys today we’re announcing we’re gonna kill 20 orphans” #fuckai

“Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news your worst enemy has been awarded free ice cream, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview” - Lemony Snicket #aseriesofunfortunateevents #asoue #lemonysnicket

Chat, is this aura? #aceattorney #phoenixwright #milesedgeworth #popupparade #goodsmilecompany #steam

Took way too long to post these but I met Stephanie Sheh and Patrick Warburton at Motor City Comic Con!

favoritepokemon.vercel.app #everypokemonissomeonesfavorite #pokemon #spoink #spoinksupremacy

And thus begins when I start really forgetting to release these because I have ADHD. Oh well. Here's the May calendar! #videogames #videogamecalendar #may

Guys remember the scene in LEGO Batman: Legacy Of The Dark Knight where they forgot that bat poop is brown so now the bats are just cumming on Bruce?

Ranking every human on Earth #racism

Watching gay porn in public but doing this every 5 seconds so people know I’m straight

When they’re slandering your goat but they’re highkey right #himym #howimetyourmother

This is the only type of Atom Eve slander I will tolerate. #stomeve #invincible #galactus #slandermeme #truthnuke

Son 😭😭😭😭😭 #music #memes #musicmemes

Best Friend Of Netanyahu?

“Welcome to the real world”

This is how I feel about Rosalina #rosalina #princessrosalina #supermariogalaxy

Using a crucifix as the symbol of Christianity to honor Jesus Christ is like if you wore a t-shirt and necklace with a sausage on it to honor your friend who choked on a hot dog.

I’m so fucking tired of being smarter than everybody else.

When he touch yo springaling

Fellas, keep your girl erect.

Fellas, get yourself a girl that pees a lot.

Here are the couples in my Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream playthrough so far: #tomodachilife #tomodachilifelivingthedream #mii #miis #love #aceattorney #residentevil #mydeerfriendnokotan #metarunner #nierautomata

If you have Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream, be sure to check out the Miis I've uploaded to Tomodachi Share! tomodachishare.com/profile/69110

You know...when I was a kid, I used to think you were cool. #supermario #supermariogalaxy #supermariogalaxymovie #nintendo #shigerumiyamoto

Living The Dream better get a fucking update there’s no Concert Hall, Quirky Questions, Judgement Bay, Rankings Board, Compatibility Tester, or Tomodachi Quest. And there’s no rap battles at the fountain. #tomodachilife #tomodachilifelivingthedream #miis #mii #nintendo #nintendoswitch

Least homosexual interaction my miis in Tomodachi Life have: #markiplier #phoenixwright #aceattorney #tomodachilife #tomodachilifelivingthedream #mii #miis

Oh shit, this can’t be good. #spiderman

HAPPY 27th BIRTHDAY MY LOVELY WIFE SAYORI!!! 🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍾

Thank you so much @yakkoraphatello.bsky.social for making my wish come true. Made the entire con worth it. Love you, man. I will be bragging about this forever.