Someone come drain my balls.

Nothing wrong with a lil' wobble.

I keep it going, I keep it going 🎶

Maybe you're the reason half the songs on the album are called what they are called.

A gushing amount of inspiration as of late. 💦

Whose back do I have to blow out to go to big titty elf land?

You know you're still mad unknown if you wake up and your balls are full and no one is nursing them to wake you up. It's a cryin' shame. 😔

Ghosts, ghouls and witches all get special treatment this month, jus' sayin'.

The true horror... if this music gig ever runs dry, it's time to roll up in a cubical job. 😩

lol who up??

Just so you know who you're dealing with

Oh... you're that kinda fan, huh?

🚬 DMs are forever the better, quicker way to interact with me. Especially if we haven't interacted before.

Blowing fire like a dragon. 😤

Morning, petal. 🚬

Y' know, I don't even know the titty cat's name. . . 🤔

Rubbing sleep out of her eyes, cracking a Monster.

It takes a lot longer building a set list for the cover songs than for their own songs, V. J. noticed. There are way too many fun songs to play in the band's style. "Girls just wanna have fun, eh? That sounds like a messy one to perform."

I did write Witch + Bitch Craft. Damn. You go, me. 😎

Pretty sure I wrote a song like that . . .

📲 randomly sending this to people in her contacts

Despite all the energy drinks, coffee, and cigarettes, V. J. brushes three times a day 🪥

💭 Something about blondes...

Don't worry. 😋

( Sighs, then gets her phone out. ) Thought it'd be cuter on paper... ( Makes a note about something. ) There, on the grocery list you go.

You got a pen and paper?

Hm... hmmm... 🤔

Keeps you ṯ̷̎̎̌͗i̶͉̠͚̒̚g̴̛̜͂̍͊̓h̷̡̜̅̃̅t̵̛̞̹͔́̅̇ vigilant.

Aren't you lucky? 😱

Basic flattery gets you far in this world.

Just so you know who you're dealing with

⸺ 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ❀ •𝑴𝒆𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓•

We both know that you keep track of that.

Please, come see me in the bus and we'll talk about it. Wouldn't want everyone to start preppin' for something so exclusive, hm? 🤫

You're basically a pest with two balloons attached.

I believe in you. . . And your talents. 🥰 Do you think you wanna give it a go?

You have to pass a couple of tests if you wanna be part of the entourage.

𝑂ℎ, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑓𝑢𝑛. 🫦

Pfff. That's how you get invited to the tour bus in no time.

Is she open to suggestions to fill the void?

Mh. Cat tits. . .

So needy. ( tuts. )

Look at your own.

We can easily turn you into a mom if you wanna feel involved today.

Can't seem to find my secretary. . .

Coming alive like the walking dead. ☠️

Dick draining kinda day. . .

🙄 And then she just walked off, giving a small wave of her hand. "Pft, all I did was fulfill the request..."

Albeit her expression did not change, the low grumble that followed spoke volumes. Not amused by this outcome. Fine, nothing that can't be immediately rectified. 𝓦𝓗𝓐𝓒𝓚 💢‼️ From the other side now, with even more muscle. 😠