Plump, soft cat-butt. That is all.

𝖲𝖢𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖬 𝖨𝖳 𝖥𝖮𝖱 𝖬𝖤 𝖡𝖠𝖡𝖸, 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼'𝑹𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝑵𝑨 𝑫𝑰𝑬.ᐟ 🩷 & ⟳ !!

Oh dear, we can't have that! Would she like a drink? A snack, perhaps? ... A hug, even?

He's playing a dangerous game...

Look at this creature. There isn't a thought in that head.

❝Uh... Meow?❞

|| Why does that have to be the post that attracts all the non-rp accounts uuuuugh

It’s not stolen, I swear <3 • First impression • Would we fuck? • How Rough? • Cuddles after? ⠀ • Would I date you? • Would I kiss/slap/hug you? • Raw or protection • Should you post this, too? ♡ + ↻ + Pic

Totally stolen! ♡

ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴀʀᴇᴍ. . . ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ʜɪɢʜʟʏ ʀᴀɴᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ.

They do, in fact, suffer from zoomies. Just don't be surprised when you find them on the ceiling at 2 in the morning.

Nyah!!

|| Finally home, I can start posting properly now.

❝Of course, myaster! I can't wait!❞ Their clawed hand came to rest on his, a bright, warm smile on their face.

The maid appears!!

Blink, blink. ❝Wha...❞ They're... So lost.

❝Uh... No? I'm sorry-❞

❝Y... Yes..?❞

. . . I oughta get going, I have... Maid stuff to attend to.

❝Of course not! I mean it!❞ Look at that cat, how could they possibly be lying?

A bit intimidated, too...

B... Big...

❝I have no idea! Honestly, you look very attractive!❞ They're just... Blurting things out-

Counterpoint: Here comes a pretty little maid with a nice, refreshing drink! It can always get better.

|| Where my flat chest enjoyers at???

❝You look wonderful, if I may!❞ They're even clapping a little bit!

It's about to get a whole lot livelier too, they're quite literally jumping for joy!! ❝Oh, that sounds great! I can't wait! You'll see, I'm the best maid you've ever seen!❞

The maid's pupils immediately dilated at the mention of work. ❝Oh, I'd love to! You know, I really do enjoy my work! It's very relaxing!❞

Mhm, of course!! They'll be riiiight there!

Well, sure! Why not? ... What's this test about?

They must admit, it's... Kinda cute seeing her so transfixed by it. ❝I'd be honored, mya'am. Should I stay like this for now?❞

Oh... They aren't the smartest, tests might be a problem...💧

❝Well, feel free to call me whatever you'd like, if it helps!❞ Letting out a cutesy little giggle, inadvertently making those mounds bounce around a bit.

Yay! So is it like... Some kind of road trip? In a bus?

They don't really know what that means, but it sounds fun!!

It's like a black hole in there, anything inside is reduced to more empty space.

. . . Maybe. They're trying out new things. ❝W-well, It's a little more complicated than that...❞ Forgive them for being taken off guard, they weren't expecting an interrogation with their chest out.

Staring...

Nod, nod, sounds very serious. ❝I see, please accept my apologies!❞ And fwip, here they are! Don't ask about the pasties-

Is that what they've been reduced to..? ❝I... I don't seen how you could die from such a thing, mya'am.❞

❝. . . Mya'am?❞

❝M-mhm! I have been told they're quite the sight, yes.❞ Their breaths are getting shallower now, arousal slowly building as the other feline has her fun.

❝Y-yes mya'am, I believe you did.❞ Try as they might, they ARE getting a bit worked up over this. There's a bit of a blush forming.

Nod nod nod.

❀ ❝𝑫𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒉𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒆 '𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑' 𝒑𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒐𝒇𝒇?❞ ❀