evil and intimidating horse

unlike pigs.....🐷 nothing wrong with pigs 🐷 though

elephants 🐘 are clean animals, they don't like to eat 🍽️ things that have been covered in slop 🤖

hi i'm videogames

first sif of the yearr #isat

BREAKING NEWS: Court Jester deemed so unfunny SPARED volley of Tomatoes. 🍅 When questioned, the King claimed “waste of produce” as his primary concern. The Jester has since been executed by the King’s head guard as his only source of penance. More News at the 3rd Rooster’s crow.

mood gorning

elephants 🐘 are clean animals, they don't like to eat 🍽️ things thay have been covered in slop 🤖

CURSED ASSYMETRICALS GO TO HELL

the dumbest thing i believed when i was younger was a conspiracy theory saying that oranges weren't actually orange-colored and the color is painted on

according to wordle "norse" isn't a word in the english language

when i'm having a decent day but then i remember i'm a lowkey a horrific and evil person who eats infant children 💥💥💥💥💥💥

i should add that you shouldn't harass anyone who still does use twitter but yeah

i feel like there's genuinely no good excuse to be on twitter anymore

Morning

This is how twitter users sound when complaining about Bluesky

oh look i drew something anyway, this is my oc, their name is gene they've seen hell.

NOW ITS TIME FOR MY FAVORITE PART! HERE WE GO! SHIMMY SHIMMY AY SHIMMY AY SHIMMY YA DRANK SHALALALA DRANK SHALALA

Look at the Kirby and Kiki pin I got :3c

don't be evil

his name is balls google balls to learn more

nobody got the referenc nobody said the secondpart of it in the replies i'm sobbign

goo morning

Mozart has "no plans" to compose music for the next 'Mario' game. This is because he died on December 5th, 1791.

Luna sketchpage!! ^^ I wanted to try doing some traditional art but I'm definitely a little rusty ^^; it's been a while since I've drawn on paper :p #art #oc #sketch

Baby birds when they're hungry:

well don't that beedall

i wish to become the greatest basketball player of all time.

evangelicals against marine life

i'm tired

drools.

Bunvy

would anybody like to add me as a friend on steam or switch 🥺

bleg

kill me

rocky the rockinator!!

Anyone Else Here xkcd.com/3188/

i'm glad we're getting chapter 5 this year, i just hope getting it out quicker than previous chapters didn't overwork toby and his team, or came at the cost of quality

Spongebob Patrick

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"