The sports highlight of the day is this ICE goon eating shit: defector.com/the-sports-h...

I asked chatGPT to make me a holiday playlist and this is what it gave me: Christmas is the Best - Santa Claus Jesus is Christmas- The Elfs Christmastime for Mary - The Christmases You Like Christmas - Xmas Man All of them were just people screaming

Well it looks like I neglected to post this link to BSky last holiday season after joining so now I’ll have to post it twice. You’re welcome. youtu.be/GlIEX4PTwbs?...

Propping Trump up in front of some uniformed troops and like Jenny McCarthy for some reason to sign the Prosperity And Excellence Act, which mandates that vehicular homicide is legal and retroactively awards him an Emmy and a Stanley Cup. He starts talking about how Bette Midler "really went down."

“When you sleep, the mites come out of your skin’s pores, mate, then go back into your skin to lay eggs.” my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disea...

Happy Pride from Boston! #bostonpride

Working on a sequel to “A Raisin in the Sun” where I take the entire $28.27 the family received in a class action settlement against LensCrafters and spend it all on sandwiches

Today's the big day! The 35th anniversary of me buying this Bert Weeble™ at a rummage sale!

I'm starting a new streaming video app where people can walk you through psychotic food preparations and give actionably criminal finance advice. But mine will be made in the USA. Also after I raise a billion dollars for this I am going to reveal the absolute worst political opinions imaginable.

"Donald Trump showed me that I could get a perm and start wearing skinny gold chains and be upset all the time." That's what you sound like, Mark.

This man is a legend and everyone should pay attention to him youtu.be/vG2DOlrBI10?...