I need… this hyperfixation to stop already.

Some “quintessential” albums that make the rounds on my Spotify.

Girlhood is rooting for my pretty and amazing bestie. She says she’s entering her “Yearning Era” and wanting to be vulnerable and date again. Now she has TWO boys fighting for her affection, and I’m here for it! 🙌

I only learned what a California king size looked like a few years ago. Now I’m hearing there’s also an Alaskan king?? 🛏️ 🛏️ 🛏️

There needs to be a Nick Miller-sounding, pillow-talk creator for the Quinn app.

Canadian Indie Rock just hits differently. 🎶 🙂‍↕️ 🎶

Why do I always feel the urge to learn a new makeup product the night before an event?

Listen, I got excited for liking someone that matched my energy and I thought liked me back. And that’s on me. 🤷🏻‍♀️

The Pickle Priest gave me summer. Bobbins The Clown is my fall. And Tally The Elf wraps up my Christmas.

When you say Pedro Pascal's name, how many of you say PAY-dro PASS-kahl vs PEH-dero pahs-CAL ? Don't get me started on Gong Yoo.

Currently thinking about which friend I can bother and talk about what's on my mind tonight. Current topic I want to discuss: Billie Eilish and Sabrina Carpenter Tomorrow: Col. Sanders' great (3x) nephew consistently leaking the OG secret 11 herbs and spices recipe out of spite for KFC erotica.

So glad my heroes from my teenage years have not disappointed me in the last 3 days. That would have been SUPER awkward…

That Phillies lady is probably having the best day off from attention today.

Honestly, the best way to clear out some people you follow is to go on IG stories and see how they’ve responded to today’s events.

I just realized how much I’ve been desensitized and lack empathy for him. I even looked for three other angles of video.

Miscommunication tropes, man. 😖👎

It’s wild what people will say boldly while using their full government names as their social media handles. Middle name included.

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

🎵😵‍💫(Trippy) Song of the Night🎶: "Bela Lugosi's Dead" - Bauhaus open.spotify.com/track/1wyVyr...

🎵 Song of the Night🎶: "Shower Beer" - The Beaches 🎧 open.spotify.com/track/6Kf0pq...

Hear me out— The Tin Man from Wizard of Oz (1939)

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. 🔥 🧙‍♂️ 🔥 🎷

Btw, the answer is no, and now I’m not gonna stop making them. New hobby unlocked. 🔓

This is the most action any of my posts have ever gotten, and I feel like you all are referring to the Pedro gif. I hate to say this in a public setting, but I was talking about an adult toy. 🍆

I may come off as brash, but I swear I’m a delight.

It syncs to your playlists. IT SYNCS TO YOUR PLAYLISTS?!

I'm in between playing Sims and shopping for a Dolce. If that doesn't say what my week has been like, I don't know what else to tell ya.

Meanwhile, in NYC, an Italian, pickpocketing tourist has gone missing in the city. I’ve seen comments saying, “He’s not missing. He’s just hanging out with the fishes.” 🐟 🐠 🐟

Allegedly, if birth months were love languages:

I’ll eventually bury this with a ton of other posts, but to put it out there: I want you, but I’m gonna shut up, do my thing, let you do yours, and let the universe decide for us. Because I’m very tired of leaving the light on.

Having a grouchy day, and everything is additionally overstimulating.

There’s not a lot to look forward to in this timeline, but I at least knew I had the Cove option in Standard Voice mode on ChatGPT. But alas, he’s going away too in a couple weeks.

My new favorite sport to watch is Americans taking down pickpocketers in European countries. Get them ponytails!

I sent a friend a small section of THE scene in my brain that inspired and restarted my #storywriting journey, and.. I can’t really tell if they actually read it or just rephrased a random quote as their favorite. 🤔

I’m at the “This person is finally starting to not be attractive to me anymore and even borderline icky, BUT THEN AGAIN, maybe I just keep looking at them in a bad angle… 👀” stage.

(From Reddit) Sometimes, you just gotta say, “Nick Miller would never do that to me,” and move on. … and ain’t that the truth.

I often think of an article I read as a kid about a person that passed away from getting hit by a pineapple during a hurricane. Yeah, that’s all.

I wonder if I could pull off wearing an ascot. 🤔

🎶 Song of the Night 🌙: “Tsunami” - Black Pontiac It feels like it’s the 2010s again with a “you and me against the world tonight” vibe… open.spotify.com/track/5MUGvB...

A girl at Panda Express called me “really pretty” today, and I’m gonna ride this high until my late night self-esteem ruins it. 😀

🎶 Song of the Night: “I’ll Never Be The Same” - Ernestine Anderson Ugh, that feeling of yearning for love in the twilight 👏🏼😮 open.spotify.com/track/7gfqB3...

Is 36 too old to be making friendship bracelets for your BFFs? I hope not because I kinda wanna make some right now.

When you don’t have tweezers handy and you have to resort to the ol’ fingernails to do the job.

Is it Lyme disease or a celebrity addiction cover-up?

This quote slapped me in the face for some reason: "You have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again." and someone followed it up with: "Does knowing me more lead to loving me less?" That's more than enough TikTok tonight.

Can’t explain it, but Bojangles seems to be a meeting spot for affair couples.

This might be saying my age, but how does one apprehend a Bananaberry Jones Soda?

I need to actively play this every time I get even the slightest thought of texting a certain someone again. I don’t like catching feelings either. Idk how to rid them once they get started

“I’ve gotten accustomed to that tiny piece of hope that sits in the middle of the not knowing.” ― Erin Morgenstern, The Starless Sea 💙📚🐼