i vowed to never work for six flags again. i did my time in the retail mines and i swore to never go back anyway guess where i’m having my first workday today

d2 drip check 2026

weeks 21+22: hypnosis movie aight toy movie 4 really good actually

zoobooks

it me birth

Oh the usual: bored and/or depressed deer with a sword. For June's sticker! (and a print soon....)

forest fire for the soul type of week exfoliating with a granite cliff face disinfectant on an open wound it’s raw, it’s sore, it needed to happen or else shit would have festered

HALOGEN MII HAS BEEN MISSING HORNS THE WHOLE TIME

the cherry on top of the uncanny morning i’m having was identifying a vocal at the corner store that fred again flipped in his rooftop set

i have now shot a gun i’m less scared than i used to be but there’s still a tension between “this is an elegant mechanical instrument worthy of adoration” and “this is an implement whose purpose is to kill”

world’s mildest case of thc dependency award

minneapolis zaza got me movin like a bronydanceparty video

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melee tier list based on how well I think the cast could replace the skeleton in lego set 6036 Skeleton Surprise

week 21: old man movie (bone) fuckin incredible

took my chances at the chicago suburb too fancy weed store, did my research proper this time, and they gave me t h e d e v i c e

arms body legs flesh skin bone sinew (good luck) arms body legs flesh skin bone sinew (good luck)

found some images i downloaded in 2021 as a “this is how i want to dress when i transition” thing and discovered I THRIFTED THIS EXACT PAIR OF PANTS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND WORE THEM AT FWA JUST THIS WEEKEND

wow being off my adhd meds fucking sucks actually

morshu’s asexual on my island. he’s married to the grind “sorry babe, i don’t dig sex. i only have eyes for, mmmMMmmm, riches”

island full of useless lesbians: the movie

what if you wanted to sleep in with your gf but the guy who works for the apartment complex outside on the lawnmower said brrrrrooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

baja blast on the rocks

tomodachi life was a mistake

The leaked e3 demo:

this boss fight’s about to whoop my ass

a malevolent spirit posessed me and i did the tumblr sexyman tier list

week 20: old man movie (wheels) surprisingly ok

here i am once again

friend group maturity is reached when your group has three or more cryptids that are talked about but rarely seen and at least one opp

here i am once again

i changed my youtube icon to halogen and i already got one “i recognize you from bluesky” lmao it ain’t cause of this account that’s for sure

never trust a chicago suburb weed store dude they gave me 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮

steam names are for making the audience suffer

slime dog arc has contaminated the alt account

week 19: disability movie good

having a shit morning but at least i can tell i’m handling it better than i would have in recent months where i had worse mental health

week 18: injury movie shrug

we’re watching the good dinosaur. this movie is rapidly oscilating between somewhat below mid and genuinely solid where does the bad reputation come from. what fresh hell is waiting in the final half hour of this thing

BONKLETIME AT FRIENDS PLACE

something’s just not clicking between me and the local freaks man idk if i’m cut out for chicago

week 17: think movie aight

week 16: college movie pretty good

i subject all my friends to the 2005 Walt Disney World Vacation Planning DVD and i made this condensed visual aid to help explain what’s wrong with me youtu.be/Fs-N5-cZ0Fk?...